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I love the witty little remarks on each picture

Worth Knowing About Your
Your cat' s front paws
have five toes
Unless your cat is
polydactyl
means
The back paws
i having extra toes. The
have u r high rate of polydactyl
can in Boston, USA
has led people to refer
to cats as
Erosion Thumb Cats."
l Had your -cat been born in ancient Egypt,
the Egyptians may have used your my to protect crops from rats and
the Egyptians may have eventually come to
worship your cat - even going so or as to
your my trier death.
Your cat cannot taste _
things that are sweet.
the taste buds on at cannot detect sugar.
Kitties on not impressed by c-. .
Originally kitty litter was made from sand,
but in 1948 it was discovered that clay was more absorbent.
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Isaac Newton invented the cat flap door.
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you ward in new we Your:
DAMN Mirna, KITTY'.
Your cat can see in the dark
Cats can see at the light level
required for human vision.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower Anonhitler Robert E. Lee Abraham Lincoln
Commander offs forces in we with North
WWII during the Civilwar during
Speaking of Abe...
President Lincoln kept four cats in the White House.
Your cat puns at the
same frequency as an
idling diesel engine.
This is around 26 puns per second.
elephants. and Douglas also pull
Your cat' s ears can hear
ultrasonic sounds.
Rodents use these sounds to
communicate. Your cat can
hear them but dogs and
humans cannot.
do Foo’ DH
Your cat uses whiskers to
gauge whether or not they Your cat Purrs
can fit through an opening. continuously...
Furthermore, your car' s collarbone does not connect
m any other bones but instead sits buried in muscle.
by {lowing air past the
voice box during both
inhalation and
exhalation.
This makes I easier fol your at to squeeze
through tight spots.
Without Taurine, your cat would go blind.
Maurine is an amino acid that most animals produce on their own,
but can require it in their diet. Dom worry, it' s in your cat food.
Taurine is also an ingredient in
most energy drinks
Nikola Tesla got ea; by his cat i
As a child Nikola Tesla was inspired to understand the secrets
after being shocked by static electricity from his beloved cat, Majak.
Your cat can run at 30 miles per hour! (48 will
gal medal
Usain Bolt
Milli meter world human
27 MPH 30 MPH
Domestic housecat
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#75 - anonymous Comment deleted by Tacolicious [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #77 to #75 - livlovespandas (12/13/2009) [-]
uh huh. and i'll bet the 4-year-old can spell "people" better than u did.
User avatar #2 - MakingSammiches (12/12/2009) [+] (1 reply)
God, I Love PUSSIES!! xD
(yes, yes.. I know I'm a woman, but I couldn't pass up this joke)
User avatar #96 - EpicNoob (12/13/2009) [-]
lol
"Let's go poop on something expensive"
"Word"
#33 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I hate cats they all suck
User avatar #38 to #37 - ClosetMonster (12/13/2009) [-]
can they? so you've tried then
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User avatar #49 - TarnRazor (12/13/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Did anyone besides me click on the "click here" link?
#29 - Meggan **User deleted account** (12/13/2009) [-]
mrrrow?

NO KITTY, IT'S MAH POT PIE!!!
User avatar #30 - littlegnome (12/13/2009) [-]
damn kitties u scary
User avatar #106 - MommycookieS (12/13/2009) [-]
commanders of WWII dont like kitties
User avatar #94 - tOOthfairy (12/13/2009) [-]
"Clumping FTW" lol
User avatar #59 - TarnRazor (12/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Pussys don't need cupcakes!! They have cheezburgerz!!
User avatar #34 - ClosetMonster (12/13/2009) [-]
where are my kitties when i need them?
User avatar #111 - Kodak (12/13/2009) [-]
Usain Bolt aint got **** on cats.
#25 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [+] (5 replies)
The "click here" button does not work!
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #31 to #27 - zombiechik (12/13/2009) [-]
same here!!! ow! i just got shocked by my kitty too!
User avatar #18 - ashleymofo (12/13/2009) [-]
LOL Kitties are not impressed by cupcakes XD
User avatar #114 - LeoLeonardoIII (12/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
damn you hitler! how can you hate cats?!
User avatar #56 - Shiny ONLINE (12/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
If your cat needs taurine to see, will giving a cat an energy drink give it heat vision?
User avatar #16 - dropitlikeitsCoLd (12/13/2009) [+] (2 replies)
dude i have 3 cats and i didnt know half of that!!!
User avatar #4 - SixhundredSixtysix (12/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
their whiskers area also used for balance :D
cut them off and they walk like their drunk....no i havnt done it >.<
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