u no ur too old 2 trick or treat when. lulz. You Know You' re Too Old to 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the  trick or treat h
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u no ur too old 2 trick or treat when

You Know You' re Too Old to
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you
lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you' re
not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and cana
remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of
restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won' t
dislodge your hairpiece
2. You' re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood
with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your live.
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