Biggest Win EVER

Because I've read this before already. Still a good read, I suppose.

*the lights turn off*

and

on comes his father and mothers sextape they accidentally recorded over the evidence last night

father: my bad bro

fuck medals... fuck holidays... this guy deserves his own country... Give him Cuba... Cuba could use a guy like this.

tape or it didnt happen

but still story is epic :)

Bow to this man







He is a god in mmortal form.

also this is a repost that i have read twice before...

this is filled with so much epic win that it made me cry, shit brix and cum at the same time

Gave that bitch an orange jumpsuit.


Bitches love orange jumpsuits.

thats how we fuking do it in australia

I think this is fake. First off, judges never say the jury will have a verdict by the end of the day. Juries have as long as it take to come up with a verdict. After a while(more than a day) if they can't come to a unanimous decision then it results in a hung jury. You also can't just submit evidence like that in court. It's a process to submit evidence.

Where's the charge for filming child pornography?

Australian laws state pornographic videos and images of children under the age of 18 are illegal and are a chargeable offence.

THAT IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!

Biggest Repost EVER!