Poor Guy. d:. Poor Guy... A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple i Poor Guy Guy Com
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Poor Guy...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him a chair, while tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and gees
into the bathroom. While he' s in there, the husband tells his wife:
Listen, this guy' s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail and hasn' t seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don' t resist, don' t complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he' ll kill us. Be
strong, haney. I love you."
Te which his wife responds: "He wasn' t kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love yen too!"
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Submitted: 10/31/2010
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User avatar #1 - JustJJ (10/31/2010) [-]
Hey, atleast he asked for vaseline.
#2 - Fantum (10/31/2010) [-]
That poor guy...
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