It's True LoL. . 1 oust TWO, GUYS IN ', 1 in HE' S A KEY OPENS LISTS CH: , THEN IT' S A MASTER KEY. BUT IF A LOCK IS OPENED BY lots or KEYS, THEN IT' S. A LOCK.
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It's True LoL

1 oust TWO, GUYS IN ', 1
in HE' S
A KEY OPENS LISTS CH: , THEN IT' S A MASTER KEY.
BUT IF A LOCK IS OPENED BY lots or KEYS,
THEN IT' S. A LOCK.
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#186 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [+] (18 replies)
All women are whores, and really what do you do right? And all of you women need to get the hell off of funnyjunk and back in the kitchen, where you belong! This is a man's site, and you are ruining it. I'm glad that the majority of ppl on funnyjunk are like me, and put all of you women in your place. We get ******* sick of your **** , you are nothing more than a pussy to hit- I hate the way western countries try to be politically correct and put women in the work force. They are the reason we are doing so poorly. I hate to say it, but most arab nations have it right. Lock your woman up, and never let her see the light of day. She is only good for ******* .
User avatar #188 to #186 - TheBear (12/13/2009) [-]
You shut your ******* mouth #186. Bitches like you piss me the **** off. Go **** yourself.
#209 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Same thing with rape
A guy rapes a girl.... call the cops
A girl "rapes" a guy.... well.... everyone wins!
User avatar #214 to #209 - jakedalaxer (12/13/2009) [-]
unless its a ugly or fat chick.... then im callin da cops
User avatar #158 - tyrori (12/13/2009) [-]
u stole this off another post
#104 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Has anyone else seen this before on a previous pic posted a while back? I have.
#107 to #104 - nithinonns (12/13/2009) [-]
yup u have.
User avatar #103 - shlacka (12/13/2009) [+] (3 replies)
While sex is the most important, I'm more intrested in the personality. You're gonna spend a lot of time talking to her, so she might as well have something intresting to say. Plus, the type of girl you get affects how much you spend on her.
User avatar #105 to #103 - Dfresh (12/13/2009) [-]
And you like dick.
User avatar #125 - Shiny ONLINE (12/13/2009) [+] (2 replies)
unfortunately a key is no good if its not big enough to fit in the lock.
User avatar #111 - ClosetMonster (12/13/2009) [+] (7 replies)
What if the key hasn't opened any locks?
#29 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [+] (6 replies)
IT'S NOT FAIR!!! Women enjoy sex just as much as men and we like variety too! I dream of a day with no double standards and everyone can have sex with eveyone! Life should just be one big orgy!
User avatar #75 to #29 - Anonymousplz (12/13/2009) [-]
dicks dont get all saggy after a ton of ***** so their should be a double standard
User avatar #229 - Bacula (12/13/2009) [-]
lol thats a huge win.
#225 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [+] (10 replies)
The overwhelming amount of hatred and ignorance in these posts just breaks my heart. This poster is sexist, and those of you who disagree are both hateful and ignorant. You all need to look deep inside yourselves and ask, "is this really funny?" The answer will most definitely be NO!

Grow Up!
-Jen
User avatar #235 to #225 - WompChar (12/13/2009) [-]
Okay, I looked deep inside myself and asked if this was funny. I responded to myself with a resounding "LOL!!!1!!!".
Your inane comment only adds to the hilarity. Sexist or not, it is true. Men don't want sluts, men want virgins. Terrorists blow themselves up in the hopes of having 72 of them waiting for them in Nirvana. Nobody would kill themselves for a slut.
User avatar #212 - Zeltip (12/13/2009) [-]
Well said, my gentlemen!
User avatar #160 - WolfgirllrigfloW (12/13/2009) [+] (7 replies)
Hah I've ****** one guy.
I guess you can call me a slut.
But I'm still way tighter than most chicks.
User avatar #173 to #160 - DamnTrolls (12/13/2009) [-]
ok slut
#28 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [+] (5 replies)
a man who bangs with a different girl each week has many names in my dictionary. #1 perverted asshole, #2 soon-to-be-lonely, #3 coward, #4 brainless, etc. Number 3 because only a man, I mean coward, would be afraid of one girl, but obviously isn't afraid of STD's.
#80 to #28 - LiamYanner (12/13/2009) [-]
First of all, I think you should learn the meaning of 'perverted'.
Second, if they good a root with a different girl every week, it doesn't sound like they'll be getting lonely anytime soon.
Thirdly, coward? Clearly not if they're able to pull a different chick per week. You say that they would be afraid of having just one girl, but then I can just say that a guy who only has one girl is afraid of having many.
Fourth, how are they brainless? Pulling a different chick sounds pretty smart to me, and surely you would have to have brains.
Lastly, not all people have STI's, who said that he'd be pulling dirty bitches?
#250 - Schlaht (12/13/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i hate when girls try to make a cute and motivational picture for other girls, when they should be making us all sammiches.

idc if that's sexist, i'm hungry.
#190 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Well, I would look down on both as losers without morals, so...
I wonder how many thumbs downs I'll get...
#140 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
you guys suck.
#139 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Quit yer whining & go make me a sammich!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#97 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
maybe she wont be as much of a slut when she makes mah damn sammich
#96 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Reposte
#31 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [+] (1 reply)
FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP! OH MAN, THERE IS POOP EVERYWHERE!
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