It's True LoL. . 1 oust TWO, GUYS IN ', 1 in HE' S A KEY OPENS LISTS CH: , THEN IT' S A MASTER KEY. BUT IF A LOCK IS OPENED BY lots or KEYS, THEN IT' S. A LOCK.
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It's True LoL

1 oust TWO, GUYS IN ', 1
in HE' S
A KEY OPENS LISTS CH: , THEN IT' S A MASTER KEY.
BUT IF A LOCK IS OPENED BY lots or KEYS,
THEN IT' S. A LOCK.
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Submitted: 12/12/2009
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#271 - asddsakiller **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
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#270 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#269 - smokedareef (01/09/2010) [-]
Nothin wrong with a lock thats easy to unlock gotta practice pickin locks somewhere before you move up
#264 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
as funny as that is, it's true lol. now i gota make a sammich lol
#260 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
THEparr there is only one problem with your statment....the bible also said woman was made to be a helper not a slave.
#266 to #260 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
lol there's not ONLY one problem ; )
#255 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
umm, this site is called funnyjunk.. wtf. the only reason i ******* this link was because i thought it was something FUNNY about the way girls act. "Its True LoL" ...not its god damn aggravating!
#259 to #255 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
but that was funny
#250 - Schlaht (12/13/2009) [-]
i hate when girls try to make a cute and motivational picture for other girls, when they should be making us all sammiches.

idc if that's sexist, i'm hungry.
User avatar #263 to #250 - IamNotKoollll (12/13/2009) [-]
Aha, I was looking for you. My Sammich Loving bro..DAMNIT my captcha is humus
#261 to #250 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
You sir, are a scholar of which I have never seen the likes of before. Kuddos.
#248 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Anyone else hard? No...?
#240 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
I hate the world and what's in it.
#239 - THEparr (12/13/2009) [-]
i have read allot of the comments saying we are sexist and stuff but go grab a bible and read this verse
Timothy 2:12 no woman shall teach nor have athority over a man, they shall be in silence
#258 to #239 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
a
#247 to #239 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
O for... You are the dumbest peice of **** i've ever come across... you brought the fukin bible into this. Well HERE'S an apple for you to munch on...

A WOMAN GAVE BIRTH TO JESUS CHRIST CAUSE NO MAN COULD DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! IF THERE WASN'T A PERFECTLY PURE WOMAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO JESUS, ALL YOU FUKIN MEN WOULD BE IN HELL FOREVER BECAUSE OUR ONLY HOPE OF SALVATION COULDN'T BE BORN!!!!

gonna tell me that jesus was a man? that only men can be perfect? that god is a man? that men are some ******* prize??? that men are worth more than women??? Well FUK GOD!!! DAMN GOD TO HIS OWN HELL! DAMN MEN WHO HURT WOMEN TO HELL!! DAMN U TO HELL! DAMN CHRISTAINITY! BECAUSE ITS CHRISTIANITY THAT HAS RUINED THE WORLD OF MEN AND WOMEN!!!!!

#265 to #247 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
lol,
bible thumpers.
your religion is a joke. xD
so shut up.
#262 to #247 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
no, a woman gave birth to Jesus Christ because MEN DONT GIVE BIRTH!
#254 to #247 - THEparr (12/13/2009) [-]
ummm y did u say "gonna tell me that jesus was a man?" it says it several times
#252 to #247 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
yes now go pray me a sammich
#243 to #239 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
another reason religion is ******** . btw, do you eat shellfish? Pork? meat and cheese together? Do you bury your poo? Do you keep shabbat? If not, whatever you say comes from the bible, and you don't keep, makes you a total hypocrite.
#246 to #243 - THEparr (12/13/2009) [-]
yes i do eat many of those things all poo is buried in septic tanks now and shabbat is a jewish thing
#251 to #246 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
You're an idiot. According to the old testament, you are NOT suppose to EVER eat any of those foods. You obviously don't follow any of those things. You don't even know your on "bible."
#241 to #239 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
the bible is more than 2000 years old though. we can keep the main message and evolve, no?
#244 to #241 - THEparr (12/13/2009) [-]
u are obviously not a christian then we are sopposed to fallow all the teachings of the bible
#256 to #244 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
i am not christian but i respect all religions. You obviously haven't read the bible. example, it is said in the bible that a child who disobeys his parents should be stoned to death. Nobody still does that because now our values tell us not to.

If you read the bible, read it all, not just the passages you feel like reading.
#232 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
I really agree with #186. All of you "women" with your whiney "I raise kids and I hate getting raped" need to stfu. you wouldm't have a ***** if it wasnt for me to **** it. I com to funnyjunk bc everyone thinks like me and tells the bitches to get back in the kitchen. so follow it and stfu. im suprised women are smart enough to use a ****** computer
#242 to #232 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Hey, Jackass.
Half the "Men" who agree with you. Are women, like me. Completely joking about it.
Get your tongue off your balls and your head out of your ass and come back to the 21st century.
#245 to #242 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
then why agree when you see something sexist? You only invite ppl like this ******* to feel more right and peer-assured.
#249 to #245 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Because most think there is some sense of intelligence left in the world?
This dyke is obviously not a part of it.
#257 to #249 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
I'm curious on your definition of "sense" and "intelligence." Perhaps you meant a sense of humor, but then you fail with your post at attempting intelligence. Just read the posts below to understand her concerns. Some guys have taken it too far.
User avatar #229 - Bacula ONLINE (12/13/2009) [-]
lol thats a huge win.
#225 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
The overwhelming amount of hatred and ignorance in these posts just breaks my heart. This poster is sexist, and those of you who disagree are both hateful and ignorant. You all need to look deep inside yourselves and ask, "is this really funny?" The answer will most definitely be NO!

Grow Up!
-Jen
#267 to #225 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
pretty damn funny.
User avatar #235 to #225 - WompChar (12/13/2009) [-]
Okay, I looked deep inside myself and asked if this was funny. I responded to myself with a resounding "LOL!!!1!!!".
Your inane comment only adds to the hilarity. Sexist or not, it is true. Men don't want sluts, men want virgins. Terrorists blow themselves up in the hopes of having 72 of them waiting for them in Nirvana. Nobody would kill themselves for a slut.
#237 to #235 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Way to compare yourself to a terrorist WompChar!

-Jen
#228 to #225 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
yeah go make me a sammich, why do you have your computer in your kitchen?
#231 to #228 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
#227 and 228, you both have no respect for women. You will surely remain single for quite some time!

-Jen
#233 to #231 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Haha come on Jen we're just joking. My GIRLFRIEND laughs when I make these jokes because she knows I'm kidding. I treat her like the goddess that she is to me, and understands that sometimes a lulz is a lulz.
#236 to #233 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Well #233, you seem sweet, however, everyone else on this post is both hateful and ignorant!

-Jen
#227 to #225 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Who the hell put a computer in the kitchen?
#226 to #225 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
you're gonna get absolutely torn apart from every single user on fj, jen.
#230 to #226 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
You are so ******** .
Grow up!
-Jen
#219 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
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APPEAR ON/> THESCREEN when you do...you'll **** bricks
#218 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
it seems a lot of guys on here are women haters... women haters are often the guys who rape women to humiliate them. and they often think its funny or that women make a big deal out of it. men who think like this also tend to think women are slaves to men. so, some common sense points to make:
1) women give birth to all humanity and are owed that much
2) women are human beings who have proved their worth and equality
3) women, being human, have human urges that deserve to be satisfied in their chosen ways without being demoralised for it
4) women are your mothers, sisters, daughters, wives. they are there to talk to when you cant talk to your fellow men because of the social restrictions on male emotion. we are friends deserving respect.
#238 to #218 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
i get where your coming from but you left out some key elements.
1) all humanity came from a male's seed.
2) Men are human beings who proved their worth and equality wayyyy before women did.
3) Men, being human of course, have human urges that deserve to be satisfied with sexist jokes and then not have a women's rights activist ruin them.
4) Men are your fathers, brothers, sons, and husbands. they are the things you talk to when you have another ****** problem, or think your getting fat, or have drama sturred up among your "girlfriends".
cmon...it was just a joke.
#253 to #238 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
U WIN
lol
#224 to #218 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
we all know that, so close your insecure boisterous pus filled vag
#223 to #218 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
lmaoo its a joke and thsi side is mainly for guys liek i agree with u on all that stuff but guys joke and u need to be able to take it so if u dont like it dotn go on the site and most theese guys are 40 yr old nerd whove never touched a women rape is wayy outta the qeustion so calm the f down
#220 to #218 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
I agree 100%.
This ******** the guy posted does not answer the real question.
#217 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
EASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN
#216 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Does anyone know what a manwhore is? I suggest you find out before you start complaining.
User avatar #212 - Zeltip (12/13/2009) [-]
Well said, my gentlemen!
#209 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
Same thing with rape
A guy rapes a girl.... call the cops
A girl "rapes" a guy.... well.... everyone wins!
User avatar #214 to #209 - jakedalaxer (12/13/2009) [-]
unless its a ugly or fat chick.... then im callin da cops
#208 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
I hate good locks.
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