BBT:Innappropriate Jokes 1

Yes I do.

i thought i was the only one

your right, i rape it after.

You made me spit out my drink you motherfucker

Whats the difference between a christmas ham and a baby?

I don't jizz on the ham before I serve it to guests...

Yes I can.

You obviously aren't trying hard enough.

Nazi jokes are a bit out of Mein Kampfort zone, Anne Frankly we should stop telling them.

When a my bitch says zem, just Hitler so hard, she shuts ze fuck up.

I see how this is Goering to be...

Come to ze Nazi Party.

We're just panzering to the crowd at this point...and they'll Goebbel it right up. We should stop before it goes any Fuhrer.

Have you seen that new German cooking show, Gas and Ovens? Auschwitz the channel.

Yes, Anne Frank tells me that show is legenDIARY.

I would put my cigarette out, but my ashtray is full of Jews.

I was about to have a pizza, but encountered a similar problem with the oven...

I was once ze counter. But I count only count to 6 million. So zey fired me.

How can people nazi how hurtful they can be?

Man. That grammar sucks.

oh I thought it was called Schindler's List?

seen kyle? he's about that tall

i laughed so hard

i did not see that til i read your comment, nice catch good anon

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house
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it depends how hard you throw them

(right behind you)

Ha! I hear ya. I guess it's terrible, but still funny just the same...

A woman gives birth, and the doctor delivering takes the baby as soon as it's fully out of the woman, and then proceeds to turn and smash it against the wall, then the table, and finally on the floor. As the mother screams in horror, the doctor turns with a smile and a laugh in his voice and says, "Ah, I'm just kidding--it was already dead."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
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The one baby in the middle, eating it's way out.

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

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You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork

Whats more fun than spinning a baby 200 miles an hour on a clothes line?
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stopping it with a shovel

How do you find a live baby in a pile of dead babies?
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Pitchfork

How do you put a baby in a blender?
-Feet first so you can see it's expression.

How do you get it out?
-Tortilla Chips.

This almost made me throw up. Almost.

Whats worse than ten babies nailed to ten trees?
-One baby nailed to ten trees.

Yeah, I read that one already. Nice try skippy.

I take that as a compliment, good sir.

Good madam*


And I am indeed in the kitchen.

Good call, now everyone won't bash you.

Proof that I am not blonde =3

Hell!! and im driving the bus all aboard!!

HELL YEAH!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

You know what's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?

The live one at the bottom eating its way out.