The Birds and the Bees. . The Birds and the Bees Mother, where do babies come from'? Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go  Birds and bees t
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The Birds and the Bees

The Birds and the Bees
Mother, where do
babies come from'?
Well dear,
Mommy and
Daddy fall in
love and get
married. One
night they go
into their
bedroom, they
kiss and hug
and have sex
That means
the daddy
puts his penis
in the
mommy' s
vagina. That' s
how you get a
baby, honey.
Oh, I see, but
the other night
when I came
into your ream "'1 Jewelry, dear,
you had ' Jewelry.
daddy' s penis
in your mouth.
What do you
get when you
do that ll
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Submitted: 10/30/2010
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#6 - Gonnaherpatidus (10/31/2010) [-]
pearl necklace anybody?
pearl necklace anybody?
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#11 - themanster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#10 - KakashiHatake (10/31/2010) [-]
yes, have more jewelry
#8 - KrustyQuab (10/31/2010) [-]
if your like Kenny from south park you get syphilis
User avatar #3 - Parasitist (10/31/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you know, ive never heard the actual 'birds and the bees' story
anyone know it?
#4 to #3 - lrschiavone (10/31/2010) [-]
i'm not absolutely sure. somehow the bird and bee **** . but it puzzles me knowing that the bird would be stung, then the bee would die, and the bird would have to raise a mutant bird-bee thing all by herself.
#13 - CptNades (10/31/2010) [-]
Getting laid.
#1 - XTriggerX **User deleted account** (10/30/2010) [-]
oh my **** i lold so hard
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#5 - anonymous (10/31/2010) [-]
Later that night: "Daddy, I want some new jewelery"


we all know what happens next
#2 - anonymous (10/30/2010) [-]
or:
Daddy what are those dogs doing?
Making puppies son.
Oh.
LATER
Daddy what are you doing with mommy!
Making you a brother son its part of life.
Well turn her around, i want puppies!
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