What I've Learned From Movies
1: Good guys can take a million bullets to any part ofthe body
and be fine, but bad guys will die if shot ence in the chest.
2: If a bomb timer says 30 seconds remaining, there is actually 5
3: Plain er even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply
by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.
4: Eyes glow in the dark.
5: When yeu turn out the light to to bed, everything in yeu
reem will still be visible, just slightly bluish.
6: A single match is usually sufficient to light up a reem the size
of a football stadium.
7: If yeu randomly start singing a made up seng, everyone yeu
run into will already know the words.
8: You don' t have to say hello er goodbye when answering er
ending a call, and the person en the other end of the line is going
to automatically know who yeu are without yeu introducing
9: Bad guys are always retarded and klutzy.
10: If yeu’ re being shot at, just run out in plain sight yelling in
slow motion, not ene of the 100' s of bullets flying through the air
will hit you, but with your few bullets remaining in your gun, yeu
will shoot every bad guy without missing ence.
11: There will always be people carrying big sheets of glass
across the road for yeu to crash through during a car chase, and
the person youre being chased by will always crash into a fruit
stand in the middle of the road matter what.
12: Don' t werry about Henchmen, they have a terrible shot, and
you will be able to dodge every single bullet they shoot at you.
13: Cars don' t need gas, humans don' t have to eat er go to the
bathroom, and batteries never die.
14: You can get from anywhere on the earth, even on a
15: Anyone can hack into government files from anywhere in the
world, and all you need is a laptop.
16: The nerd/ geek will always get the hot chick in the end.