How To Get Laid (WORTH THE READ!!!)

THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 10 YEARS AND YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF GIANT ROBOTS TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND I THINK YOU'D BE HAPPIER WITH YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND SO I WENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCK YOU SO YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND SO HE WON'T DIE AND LET'S FUCK NOW

I did this, but instead of getting laid, I got entered into a mental hospital.....

how to get laid
1. get roofies

One Step to Seducing a Woman who already has a boyfriend.
1. Be rich as fuck.

Hey I ran into trouble at step 7, her dad walked in before her and kicked me out of the house at gunpoint and will probably press charges. What do I do? should I just skip to step 8?

That or she relizes that it is nearly impossible theoriticly to travel in the past, because... ok think of it this way, there are trillions of wormholes surrounding you, but its like a elephant going thru chicken wire, you see what i mean? and even if you were able to open one up wide enough, the feedback radiation (the radiation traveling from future to past, past to future, and repeating) would destroy it.
However it is possible to go into the future (without going near the speed of light). If you were able to be near a object of huge mass (black hole) without being crushed, it can bend time and space, so therefore, for example, on earth 2 seconds might pass, but you have only experienced 1 second.
thats the basic summury, not enoughroom

What if the girl used 4chan, the guy did it, and she called him out on it?

4Chan...full of normal people.

or... get her drunk?

good...gooooood...

You say you're from the future, correct?