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So. you' re in late with one ofyour friends. but alto has a boyfriend and probably wouldn' t have an with you anyway.
thirst you will need: 1 x knife. 1 it ring, access to a sunbed. the ability to grow a beard.
Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month-
Step Two: Step shaving and use the embed to gain a tam
Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable. the ring from your Rutger,
Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into you friend' s house.
Step Faggt use the knife to no your body in various places. Amid the face- if possible. focus on your hack. The more blood the better.
Step Sir. Enter your friend' s bedroom and lie face down on the (ifor. Wait fer her return.
Step Seven: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious. Allow her to tum you over and try to who you fer a few seconds before you open your
eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your . She wilt be more concerned about your wellbeing instead offerring the
naked man in her room.
Step Eight: when she asks you when happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act committed and ask the date. it its September 15th
she will say ‘September to which you must reply 'No, what year is "
Step Nine: Upon hearing the year say the words worked.‘ Pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds. implying that whatever it is that has
worked tool: a great effort.
Step Ten: Eyes: inane is a curious person she we probably ask ‘What , than if she doesn' t ask this question it is that you now say the
words ‘poser: Friends Name), rm from the horse’ in your most deodorant voice-
Step Eleven: Pause for ten seconds to atthe situation to sink in. There will be no reason for her to doubt your claim. because your
beard will matte you appear many years older and your atria would add weight to the idea that mum come from a future more a war is
currently taking place
Step Tweets: Raise your left hand to your farm All women are very observant. so your friend will immediately notice the Caroline on your wedding finger. if
she is educated to a decent standard she will realise that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared. because clothing and other items cannot
travel threr. rgh time. ‘few nudity will support this.
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Step Thirteen: New comes the hard part . The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech in which you mention all trey points:
at You are married to each other in the future
Her current ladyfriend is dead
cl The : l is coming to an end. upto you to pick a reason. but would recommend a war against machines. This when situation will be backed up
truther% -
d) in the future your relationship is not going well
st You' come in time because you can' t help but feel that she would hmm been happier with her current boyfriend if he hadn' t been killed
it Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a his on a they ix months from has present- She should stop him going to wort: that day
gt if she does snotty what you say this wheat version of yourself will be erased and you will never get married- rshy this flaw in
travel logic. because you cannot change the past. simply reference Back to the Future
Step Fourteen: Unless your mend is made melons she will new be overcome by emotion. especially at your selflessness. Gotta your feet and go to kiss
her goodbye. It is important that you do this with the concertise of a man who has done this to he many times
Step Fifteen: There is new no possible way that you aren' t about to have can with her. touts hatred. kissing her, in her bedroom., agreeing to erase a
version of yourself from history to matte her happy. And as tar as she toujours you' re had an many times in a forum that will no longer happen. so she
thinks to maybe she should hare one memory out it.
Step Sixteen: My having the sea. ask to some clothes than leave.
Step Seventeen: Show oi your beard and coat your wedding finger in late tan. Carry on as imbibing has happened- more will be three possible
outcomes:
I) During the an some feelings that she didnt imam existed are manned and she will leave her boyfriend for you.
2) NH carry out " normal.
it You will be tilled with guilt because ohms mend grey area where you aren' t entirely sure "teat you' done counts as some kind level rape. You
will tale your own life by hanging. overdose or wrist cutting-
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#164 - SilentBlade (10/30/2010) [-]
THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 10 YEARS AND YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF GIANT ROBOTS TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND I THINK YOU'D BE HAPPIER WITH YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND SO I WENT BACK IN TIME TO **** YOU SO YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND SO HE WON'T DIE AND LET'S **** NOW
User avatar #126 - Anoniymouse (10/30/2010) [+] (14 replies)
I did this, but instead of getting laid, I got entered into a mental hospital.....
User avatar #166 - Mustafa (10/30/2010) [+] (3 replies)
how to get laid
1. get roofies
#148 - anonymous (10/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Two steps to seducing a woman who already has a boyfriend.



-Step one: Get her drunk.
-Step two: **** her.

#160 - funnyjunkjokester (10/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
One Step to Seducing a Woman who already has a boyfriend.
1. Be rich as **** .
#2 - SirFuckALot (10/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #172 - Demoman (10/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Hey I ran into trouble at step 7, her dad walked in before her and kicked me out of the house at gunpoint and will probably press charges. What do I do? should I just skip to step 8?
#4 - Thehomelessman (10/29/2010) [+] (4 replies)
That or she relizes that it is nearly impossible theoriticly to travel in the past, because... ok think of it this way, there are trillions of wormholes surrounding you, but its like a elephant going thru chicken wire, you see what i mean? and even if you were able to open one up wide enough, the feedback radiation (the radiation traveling from future to past, past to future, and repeating) would destroy it.
However it is possible to go into the future (without going near the speed of light). If you were able to be near a object of huge mass (black hole) without being crushed, it can bend time and space, so therefore, for example, on earth 2 seconds might pass, but you have only experienced 1 second.
thats the basic summury, not enoughroom
#145 - GingerDragon (10/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What if the girl used 4chan, the guy did it, and she called him out on it?
#117 - AMVPlaya (10/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
4Chan...full of normal people.
#39 - PArmageddon loaded (10/30/2010) [+] (6 replies)
BRILLIANT!!   
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BRILLIANT!!
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#49 to #39 - mannion (10/30/2010) [-]
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User avatar #130 - cobbwocket (10/30/2010) [-]
or... get her drunk?
#128 - da wasteman (10/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
good...gooooood...
#16 - anonymous (10/30/2010) [+] (4 replies)
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#18 to #16 - vermiculite (10/30/2010) [-]
Well,

you should have.
#109 - anonymous (10/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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#54 - bakedkake (10/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You say you're from the future, correct?
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