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funny texts 3!

credit goes to text from lastnight part 4!<br />
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915): I told you I was good
to drive
do mbasm I drove....
you sat in the passengers
seat and steered with a
paper plate
SLI): [just sat at a stop
sign for 10 minutes waiting
for it to turn green, I need
to STOP SMOKING THIS
**** .
...
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Submitted: 10/27/2010
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User avatar #26 - LunarChyld (10/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
One time I took too much Ambien and got lost in a ten foot long hallway that only had two doors in a house I had been in my whole life. It took me 45 minutes to get out. No joke.
#15 - ordnalys (10/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I took ambien once. Took it about an hour before i planned to go to bed. My wife told me that just a bit after took it i started laughing maniacally when our cat jumped in my lap. She took me to bed and apparently i had become completely enthralled with the waves in our white comforter and had started talking like yukon cornelius, saying something about polar bears gonna eat us before i finally passed out.
#38 - MasterManiac ONLINE (10/28/2010) [-]
-56
#21 - Drosh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
#29 to #21 - hatersgonhate (10/28/2010) [-]
thumbed up
#10 - anonymous (10/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
(**3): Great party! Great food-great drink-great people-and they had a gold toilet seat!

(**6): SO YOU'RE THE GUY WHO **** IN MY TUBA!!
User avatar #45 - TastyBurger (10/28/2010) [-]
That last one happened to my brother's friend when I was in the car. We were toasted like a ************ .
+10
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#35 - ToothHurty (10/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
That high.
That high.
#65 - NIMDAEHTMAI (10/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i've done the last one...

...sober
#49 - balicoyo (10/28/2010) [-]
that last one made me LOL
+6
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+6
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User avatar #59 - explodinglion (10/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i actually laughed at the tongs.
User avatar #50 - checks (10/28/2010) [-]
lol@ the last one. ive done that before.
#19 - Takemeforcola (10/28/2010) [-]
i swear when ever i do that stuff, parties end before they even start
i swear when ever i do that stuff, parties end before they even start
User avatar #63 - Sockopolis (10/28/2010) [-]
If youve ever done some SERIOUS pot smoking with high tier weed, you have at some point that day done 512 while looking for food
User avatar #8 - barbwirelove (10/28/2010) [-]
you get thumbs for tongs and paper plate
#11 - anonymous (10/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
textsfromlastnight . com he got these all from there. in the top rated section
#3 - senglish (10/27/2010) [-]
that high
#56 - anonymous (10/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
they're all from textsfromlasnight -.-
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