A man is sitting in a bar drinking a
beer, next to him on the counter is a
frog. A beautiful woman walks up
to him and says:
What' s up with the frog?"
Oh, that' s my pussy eating frog,"
the man replies. " and you can
have him for the night."
The woman hands him and
gets the man' s phone number.
About 20 minutes go by and she
The frog isn' t doing anything," she
Alright give me directions to your
house," says the man.
He gets the directions and goes to
her house. When he arrives he
sees the frog sitting there next to her
open legs. He picks up the frog and
Okay, I' ll show you how to do it this
one last time."