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Ewart T mauled out of house wore house mate said kept keys Hid-
out, can' t he then!
Q 16 minutes ago via Mobile :, Comment . Like
Adrian j LOCKED out house ACTH MY house
mate, HE said HE kept THE keys out, ant FIX then!
There; fixed the spelling and grammar mistakes and put in the
missing words and it STILL doesn' t make sense.
DUDE. . .. Back to school.
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Submitted: 12/11/2009
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#50 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (7 replies)
Give that man a medal
#1 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [+] (10 replies)
Classis case of the education system in the US - but he probably knows how to shoot a gun!!
#3 to #1 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [-]
That problem exists everywhere. I blame the interblag and poor edumacation(intended).


CAPTCHA: ought.
#35 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)

4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK this works peeps
User avatar #37 to #35 - Wonder (12/12/2009) [-]
No.
#28 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (5 replies)
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
#29 to #28 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
Get a life asshole!
User avatar #25 - smashdash (12/12/2009) [-]
i think someone hit the kegs hard! that looks like my friends' status updates when theyre drunk. the best facebook status is a drunk one
#15 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (4 replies)
i reckon it should have been cant FIND THEM
#17 to #15 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
Haha you said reckon, you are wicked southern like.
#21 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Well...he really doesn't have to learn english,i mean,you are not forced to learn his native language....





The ''english plz'' stereotype is **** ,from now on i say ''latin please''
#23 to #21 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
I also don't live in Mexico. Or Spain. Or any other Spanish speaking countries. If I did, I would learn.
Same thing for any language.

They demand respect, they should respect us by learning our language.

#52 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (1 reply)
ahead fork in road in soviet russia road forks you
#56 to #52 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia there is only one road.
#58 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK it really does
#65 to #60 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
a map of afghanistan?
User avatar #46 - AMVPlaya (12/12/2009) [-]
I think he meant to say the following (based on where the keys are on a QWERTY Keyboard and on what the guy in the picture corrected).

"Locked out of the house with my house mate. He says he kept the keys outside, but we can't find them."


In any case, this douche should get his head out of his ass before he tries to change his Facebook status again.
User avatar #42 - jakedalaxer (12/12/2009) [+] (3 replies)
lmao i was locked outa my house too like 15 mins ago. had to go all mission impossible 2 n climb up the side n go through da window haha
User avatar #27 - Shiny (12/12/2009) [-]
Yeah, why try to call for assistance from a friend or parent when you can ask all those guys at Facebook to feel sorry for you
#8 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [-]
at least here in the U.S we master the basics of small-arms at age 14.
try to beat that, asswipes'.
#64 - Schlaht (12/13/2009) [-]
Everyone knows that if your parents named you something like Jeydon... most likely you're entire life is shot to hell.

Exhibit A, you're Honor.
#12 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (1 reply)
FAT BEN MADE POOP

captcha:
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#16 to #12 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
you sir, deserve to die
#47 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
lol this thread is full of tards.
my best captcha yet: PROBE

epic.

User avatar #19 - ashleymofo (12/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
"back to school...back to school...so my daddy doesn't think I'm a fool"~Billy Madison
#30 to #19 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (12/12/2009) [-]
"Back to school, back to school, to prove to Dad that I am not a fool."
- Billy Madison
#67 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
"Locked out of the house, house mates wife said she kept the keys outside, we cant find them!"

There, the actual correct translation... Two dudes had a guys night out, wife gets angry and locks them out... Their only hint is that the spare key is "outside." I could do this for a living.

#41 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (1 reply)
EASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK this works peeps shap
#49 to #41 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
u son of bitch we are tired of ur ******* ****
#5 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [+] (1 reply)
lol@ the intentional typos. and the fact that the captcha im typing in is like the word moron but a typo version of it. lmao. moran. hahaha
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