mommy i wanna be like you. i lol'd.. Son, a hooker does what I do, except that she gets paid for it.
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mommy i wanna be like you

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Submitted: 12/11/2009
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#4 - Lookinatstuff (12/11/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Son, a hooker does what I do, except that she gets paid for it.
User avatar #46 - Shiny ONLINE (12/12/2009) [-]
Take Your Son to Work Day is always a time of parental bonding.
#12 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [-]
he is obviously hiring the hooker thats not his mom
User avatar #29 - patriotpride (12/12/2009) [-]
Take your kid to work day!
User avatar #25 - Turquoise (12/12/2009) [-]
A hooker is an expert fisherman.
#45 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [+] (1 reply)
That kids not her son he payed for her
#30 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [+] (5 replies)
son: daddy whats a hooker?
father:..umm....they're your mom's friends
#13 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [-]
"Go play outside, honey. It's mommy's time to have lunch with another 'special uncle'"
#11 - CIS White Male (12/11/2009) [-]
reminds me of vanessa hudgens
#41 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [-]
thats not her son, thats her pimp
#15 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [+] (5 replies)
******* ...go figure
#21 to #15 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [-]
yes, you are so funny.
being a racist idiot is so funny these days.
#27 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [-]
That's a MAN, baby!
#22 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [+] (1 reply)
captcha code: sixty


HE payed SIXTY dollars to get in her shorts
User avatar #31 to #22 - Matisse (12/12/2009) [-]
Or he paid 20$ to get in her pants three times. She doesn't look like a 60$ hooker to me.
#6 - CIS White Male (12/11/2009) [-]
i actually feel bad for the poor kid :(
#3 - ion (12/11/2009) [+] (1 reply)
ya GABRIEL IGLESIAS WITH AN I
User avatar #2 - DaRkStAr (12/11/2009) [-]
"Mommies friends.."
#23 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [-]
She probably taken him to the kitchen to make him a sandwich!
#44 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK this works peeps sha
#48 to #44 - StonerChick (12/12/2009) [-]
Comment FAIL. Come up with something original or GTFO
#37 - ShiftTheDingo (12/12/2009) [+] (4 replies)
This sucks.
#34 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
um i think he would be really really gay if he wanted to do what his mom does

captcha: weird
#50 to #34 - CIS White Male (12/12/2009) [-]
Or "Gay Fish"
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