temperature extremes. thumbs if you like ;D. Temperature Extremes Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them]. Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Th Temperature extreme lol
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Temperature Extremes
Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them].
Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them].
Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don' t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
D" - Water freezes in America, in Russia it Thickens.
Mi'' - French cars don' t start.
You' re planning a placation to Australia.
15" - Your cm insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on
sweaters.
New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal p ionic.
tty' - American cars don' t . People in Alaska wearing
long -sleeves.
250 - German cars don' t . Hawaiians are dead.
Politicians start Talking about homeless people. Your cm
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
35" - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don' t .
You' re planning a hot tub berth. Swedish cars don' t
start.
Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the
street.
45" - All Greeks are dead, Politicians really start doing something
for the homeless.
ED” - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people
close The window in the bathromm_
600 - White bears moving south,
7' 00 - The hell froze.
730 - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland.
Russians wear earmuff hats
ED“ - Lawyers put their hands their own pockets.
1140 - Ethyl alcohol is ‘Freezing. Russians are unhappy.
273'' - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
2950 - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer Tenn becomes the
world champion.
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User avatar #158 - GhostFace (12/12/2009) [-]
-500,000,000,000.
The universe is one block of clold, dark, mass. Russians turn on heaters.
#191 - Les **User deleted account** (12/12/2009) [+] (4 replies)
IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT CANADIANS ON THERE ;___________________________;
#197 - studly **User deleted account** (12/12/2009) [-]
my favourite part was italian cars not starting at +5 lol its so true puntos are so bad
User avatar #184 - Irelandboy (12/12/2009) [+] (3 replies)
i think us irish would last pretty long
User avatar #116 - Fouad (12/11/2009) [-]
Oh ho ho!! It's funny because Russians love cold! ooooh...
User avatar #176 - ThatCoolGuy (12/12/2009) [-]
-99,999,999,999,999
Russians take a hot coffee.
#161 - OsamaBinLlama (12/12/2009) [+] (1 reply)
-300 degrees = chuck norris turns into a popsicle, russians turn on air conditioners
User avatar #36 - ARandomSpoon (12/11/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, You dont get cold, Cold gets you!
#182 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
edward cullen jonas brothers justin bieber and twilight are the best thing in the world go **** in your women meking sammiches you sexist racists and FAT BEN MADE POOP in you bitches retards suck my dick now oh wait its to big im gonna get my cds of justin bieber **** YOUR ASSES
User avatar #183 to #182 - ThatCoolGuy (12/12/2009) [-]
Dear #182
You don't even deserve an opinion about us, because you are actually INUTILE in this world. Now, just quit this because we all know this CRAP will never change our opinion about them
#32 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [+] (7 replies)
its so cold in russia you can pee and lean on it...
User avatar #46 to #43 - Shiny ONLINE (12/11/2009) [-]
Let's be sure to bring a LOT of alcoholic beverages.
#210 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
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#211 to #210 - xIIMKIx **User deleted account** (12/12/2009) [-]
F6 just highlights the URL you moron. I read through that big headache and started wondering who the bastard or bitch was who started these stupid chain letters. Nobody ever reads them and if you ever do you'll be like me and end up having to go buy tylenol at the local Kwik-Mart. Thanks for the brain cell you just murdered
#177 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Hello faggots! You are all stupid haters. The Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber are the greatest musicians ever you cuntfaces. Twilight saga is the 3 best movies on the world just get over it
BTW FAT BEN MADE POOP
POOP IS EVERYWHERE
SUCK MY DICK FAGS
YOU ARE ALL STUPID HAHAHAHAHAH I BET YOU ARE BLACK AND FAT AND EAT KFC BITCHEAS cunt
User avatar #178 to #177 - ThatCoolGuy (12/12/2009) [-]
Don't feed the troll. Let him rot to death.
#8 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [+] (3 replies)
296 degrees below zero heaven frezes
User avatar #14 to #12 - Aiwatcher (12/11/2009) [-]
^ Epic ******* win.
#180 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
why would finland services evacuate santa if hes in sweden?
User avatar #185 to #180 - Irelandboy (12/12/2009) [-]
dont ask stupid questions
User avatar #175 - Welshhobo (12/12/2009) [-]
White Bears? They're called Polar Bears lol
User avatar #147 - patriotic canadian (12/12/2009) [+] (2 replies)
yeah. the russians only win the soccer championchip because us canadians dont have a world cup team :/
#140 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [+] (3 replies)
i dont get the whole car thing
#145 to #140 - Papa Palpatine **User deleted account** (12/12/2009) [-]
car engines are harder to start in the cold


the colder it is ther harder it is to start
#214 - SoupedUpRussian (12/12/2009) [-]
GO RUSSIANS!!!!!!!!
User avatar #208 - DarthDefault (12/12/2009) [-]
This is good, but last April we got four feet of extra snow in Minnesota, and I still had to work!
User avatar #168 - Mr unpopular (12/12/2009) [-]
Funny, but there is hardly ever - degrees in Norway anymore :-)
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