Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them].
Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them].
Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don' t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
D" - Water freezes in America, in Russia it Thickens.
Mi'' - French cars don' t start.
You' re planning a placation to Australia.
15" - Your cm insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on
New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal p ionic.
tty' - American cars don' t . People in Alaska wearing
250 - German cars don' t . Hawaiians are dead.
Politicians start Talking about homeless people. Your cm
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
35" - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don' t .
You' re planning a hot tub berth. Swedish cars don' t
Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the
45" - All Greeks are dead, Politicians really start doing something
for the homeless.
ED” - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people
close The window in the bathromm_
600 - White bears moving south,
7' 00 - The hell froze.
730 - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland.
Russians wear earmuff hats
ED“ - Lawyers put their hands their own pockets.
1140 - Ethyl alcohol is ‘Freezing. Russians are unhappy.
273'' - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
2950 - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer Tenn becomes the