These people prove It Isa terminal . , competetion thas year has been keen, The year
Elg hth Place In Detroit, a man got stuck and drowned In two feet of water after squeeling head through
an sewer grate to retrieve hls oar keys,
Seventh Place A San Fra nelson , who ‘totally zoned when he ran," Isolde off a 100-
foot high hls dam run,
Slam Place Walle at the beach, Daniel .Jones, , dug an S foot hole for from the blnd and had been slating In
a beach the bottom when , burying hlm beneath 5 feet offend. People on the beach used thell
hands and shovels tryong to get hlm out not reach hlm. It took rescue workers using heavy
an hokuto free hlm. Jones was pronounced dead ata hospital.
Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was kalled as he fell through the belling ofa shop he was . Death
was caused when the long highlight he had placed In hls mouth to keep hls hands free rammed Into the base of hls
skull as he hlt the floor,
Fourth Place Sylvester , m, 26, was kalled as he won a bet wath talents who sald he would not put a revolver
loaded wath four bullets Into hls mouth and pull the tragger.
Therd Place around a marked pollie patrol oar parked at the front door, a man walked Into Haul Leather's
Firearms Attenton robbing the store. The shop was full and a unlearned standing at the counter.
Upon sellng the officer, the a hrad a few wlod shots from a target pistol. The
a clerk promptly returned frerard several customers also drew and hrad, The robbery's
pronounced dead at the some by Para medals. Calme some Investigators Irrated 47 expended cartridge oases In the
shop, The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics Ide nilled rounds from T dlf% rent weapons. No
one else was hurt,
HONORABLE MENTION Paul , , and hls plfe Sonnie were around ata AM. so they Alta
quarter strok of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen, Apparently they falled to netloq the window
RUNNER UP Kerry Singham had been wath several talents when one ofthem sald they knowa person who
had from a bridge In the meddle of traff, The conve grew more heated and at least IO men
moped along the walkway ofthe bridge at 4: 30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint ofthe bridge they descovered that no
one had brougham bungee rope. Singham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out mate eoll of
Lineman‘ seabee lay near by, They seemed one end around leg and the bed the othello the bridge. Hls fall
lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore hls foot offah the ankle, He miraculously survived hls fall Into the
water and was rescued by two nearby hshc mien. Eng ha m' s foot was never Irrated.
AND THE WINNER IS... loo keeper Friedrich f Fade morn, Sienna rm fed hls gonsta pated elephant 22 doses of
anamal laxative and more than a bushel of be riles, hgs and prunes before the Pachyderm heally got relief.
Investigators say Allocated to gave the allong elephant's oleve ml enema when the relieved
beast unloaded. The sheer mm of the elepha nts unexpected defecation knocked Mr, to the ground where he
struck hls head on a rook as the to evacuate 200 pounds oading on top . It becuse
one of those freak Isolde Ms that proves... 'Shit happens"