Worth the read, I promise.. If you look at the tags, I am not responsible for your reaction. So I' m at work yesterday and The start ha. nding out from upper ma
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Worth the read, I promise.

If you look at the tags, I am not responsible for your reaction

So I' m at work yesterday and The start ha. nding out from upper
management At this point, I' m Thinking "Oh crap, how am I gonna Tell my family I
god laid off?" Fortunately, I' m only " years old. You'" understand when you read
The letzter.
Due To The Mum financial situation caused by The slowdown of My
and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Attire Aged
People Early}.
Persons MIME To be RAPED can apply To To be eligible for The
SHAFT scheme {Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been
RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under The SCREW programme {Scheme
Covering "tired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED Twice
and SCREWED as many times as Management deems Tim.
Persons who have been AMPED can only ttet AIDS (Additional Income for
a Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for "tired Personnel Early Severance}.
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will MT be SHAFTED or SCREWED
any further by Management.
Persons who are MT RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SI-[ LT {Special
High Training) as possible. has always prided itself on The
demount of serr it gives employees. Should you feel that you do MT receive Th
please bring To The of your Manager. They have been trained To
give you all The SI-[ LT you can tret)
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#1 - IndeedGoodSir **User deleted account** (10/26/2010) [-]
Greatness... Utter Greatness.
User avatar #3 - thefunnyside (10/26/2010) [-]
Did you make this up or is this real? LOLZZ!
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