Top 10 rules of being a dude. as dictated to me by my father. suggest any other rules that you might have.. Top 10 Rules Of Manhood 10. If you have drunk from a Rules manhood OC logic fuck it Condoms
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Top 10 rules of being a dude. as dictated to me by my father. suggest any other rules that you might have.. Top 10 Rules Of Manhood 10. If you have drunk from a

as dictated to me by my father. suggest any other rules that you might have.

Top 10 Rules Of Manhood
10. If you have drunk from a
beer, and you wish to say
cheers", you tap with the
bottom of the bottle to avoid
any spit connecting.
8. You will not cockblock
unless your friend is drunk and
the chick he is about to bang is
a) incredibly fat or b) its
actually a dude
5. "I' m allergic to latex" is a
perfectly acceptable excuse
not to wear a condom
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#11 - Leafeon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 to #11 - anon (10/27/2010) [-]
actually, for the girls, its divide by 5.
**** ........
#12 to #11 - beetard (10/26/2010) [-]
2x3 = 6
2/5 = 2/5
Wait what?
What is that? A blowjob?
#19 to #12 - omexuk (10/27/2010) [-]
23x3=69 (ha!)  
23/5=4.6  
  
Clearly when I talk to women I've had sex 5 times, just one of them was a midget
23x3=69 (ha!)
23/5=4.6

Clearly when I talk to women I've had sex 5 times, just one of them was a midget
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User avatar #2 - flayedchild (10/26/2010) [-]
When at the bar with your mates, and it happens to be Karaoke night, it is expected for the group to make the drunkest of the group go up and sing Journey, Boston, or if they are reallllllly drunk, Britney Spears.
User avatar #17 - RainbowFish (10/27/2010) [-]
Continued;
When talking to mates sister, always keep an eye on the mate.
He will either a nod, a shake of the head or a deathly stare.
All but the first mean, if you value your life and your genitals, GET THE **** OUT, NOW.
User avatar #9 - AvalonD (10/26/2010) [-]
#3 is a lie!!
If they are truly are your friends, they are in the next cell over.
#1 - IndeedGoodSir **User deleted account** (10/26/2010) [-]
It's Amazing To Be A Dude!
Amirite?
User avatar #20 to #1 - lolwutbbqsauce (10/27/2010) [-]
I tried clicking your text because I thought it was a link :/
#18 - RetroToons (10/27/2010) [-]
Rock out!
User avatar #21 - BannaNutMuffins (10/27/2010) [-]
What sucks is Number 5 because i am allergic to latex
User avatar #17 - chuca (09/18/2013) [-]
first rule

what the **** are you deep throating your bottle, i never drunk from something and left spit on it, nor have i ever seen someone do that, unless it was purposefully
#15 - anon (10/27/2010) [-]
Here is one from my life tips (AsianMatadogas) to find out if she's a cop or a hooker, ask her to do modeling. She'll say no because she doesn't want to waste her time if she's a cop
User avatar #10 - volxc (10/26/2010) [-]
I completely agree with number 1
User avatar #8 - chasskika (10/26/2010) [-]
#8, Or, ORRRR Venereal diseases.
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