Tough choice.. Tough choice.. Islam Christianity Eternal life Hatred of homosexuality? tpi''' Women inferior to men ''' Allowed to eat bacon? M hi 1. I think Christianity is the obvious answer. It's not like any of us are capable of achieving multiple wives.
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Tough choice.

Tough choice.

Islam Christianity
Eternal life
Hatred of
homosexuality? tpi'''
Women
inferior to men '''
Allowed to
eat bacon?
M hi 1
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Submitted: 10/25/2010
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User avatar #22 - googoolyeye (10/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I think Christianity is the obvious answer.

It's not like any of us are capable of achieving multiple wives.
#13 - sarc (10/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
SOLUTION?!
MORMONS!
User avatar #48 - MCPO (10/26/2010) [-]
Atheist: I can do what the **** I want.
#56 - beetard (10/26/2010) [-]
I'd prefer the bacon actually. Who wants to have to support more than one source of problems and drama? I'll just pick up local sluts at bars, thanks.
#30 - GirOnaWaffle (10/26/2010) [+] (7 replies)
The New Religon: Funnyjunkiality
#43 to #41 - huntdog (10/26/2010) [-]
Atheism isnt a religion
User avatar #21 - HardcoreNecro (10/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Actually you can have multiple wives in Christianity.
Says so in these verses
2 Samuel 5:13; 1 Chronicles 3:1-9, 14:3
Exodus 21:10
1 Kings 11:3, King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines
2 Chronicles 11:2
Deuteronomy 21:15
User avatar #10 - PedoBearFTW (10/26/2010) [-]
I'd rather go without multiple wives than have to go without bacon.
#9 - KentoDragon (10/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Christians are technically not supposed to eat pork. I forgot where in the Bible is says this, but I definitely remember reading it.
User avatar #14 to #9 - seanocaster (10/26/2010) [-]
nope. people who practice judaism cannot eat pork or animals that either chew their cud (ruminate) or have cloven hooves. only if they satisfy both requirements will they be kosher.

as for christians this verse should clear out any confusion: He said to them, "Then do you also fail to understand? Do you not see that whatever goes into a person from outside cannot defile, since it enters not the heart but the stomach, and goes out into the sewer?" (Thus he declared all foods clean.) Mark 7:18-20 NRSV
User avatar #50 - LelouchViBritannia (10/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
women or bacon which do you choose
+1
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User avatar #4 - Osseousdr (10/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'm chrislamic.
User avatar #1 - gerbil (10/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
no it isnt. im allergic to bacon so idgaf
User avatar #2 to #1 - asaen (10/26/2010) [-]
your missing out on pure happiness
#60 - anonymous (10/26/2010) [-]
HELL... TURN BACK YOU IDIOT!!!
User avatar #57 - Aro (10/26/2010) [-]
Or be Agnostic, say your Islamic, then eat bacon at work.
User avatar #49 - Whikihow (10/26/2010) [-]
Add mormon and all is checks
User avatar #40 - Quam (10/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Thats why I am an athiest! You allowed to do whatever the **** you want!
#37 - Radjhi (10/26/2010) [-]
like half of us will get one wife let alone two.
#34 - RepublicanTigre (10/26/2010) [-]
Izzies arent allowed to drink either...
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User avatar #35 to #27 - RepublicanTigre (10/26/2010) [-]
but you dont get the first 3...
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#3 - dogeatspie (10/26/2010) [-]
im muslim
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