Proper English. Inspired by another post here, I decided to mess with someone on Omegle. It's long, but worth it.. Ili?, omeg Talk to stranger's Stranger: ht Yo
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Inspired by another post here, I decided to mess with someone on Omegle. It's long, but worth it.

Ili?, omeg Talk to stranger's
Stranger: ht
You: Hello, good sir.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: it
You: What ist thy name'?
Stranger: Idk
You: inconcievable How could not know his own name?
Stranger: why are u talking like that?
Stranger: asle
You: Talking like what?
Stranger: see. u stopped.
You: I dam understand what thaa speakes of.
Stranger: where do u live'?
You: 18th Century England. Tau?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: you talk ea preper__
You: Good Lord, you live in the Americas?
Stranger: u capitalize all the correct letters.
Stranger: yes i came from america
You: t thank thee for thine compliment.
Stranger: u can' t live in 18th england_
Stranger: the 13th century has already passed
You: My Delorean begs to differ, goodfellas.
Stranger: we are currently in the 21 st century. therefore u would be dead...
You: tthink you have misunderstand me ssaid mine automobile has taken me back to the 18th century.
Stranger: then u probably Wouldn' t be an the computer, or the internet,
You: Bally! I have taken my computer back in time with myself, and thus am able to communicate with you in the "future".
Stranger: no. there' s 300 years in between us. its not possible
You: Well anything can be possible if thaa simply believes it to be possible
You: May I tell you something?
Stranger: yes
You: The local young men are keen on my flavoured milk drink, and frequent my garden in order to sample it.
You: They insist that its quality is superior to yours.
Stranger: uhh,
You:. Hagen' t you heard "Milkshake" by Palette? was time a popular sung amonst youths, i do declare.
Stranger: no
Stranger: actually yes i have
Tau: Splendid! Then thaa simply must understand what it is 1 am speaking aft
Stranger: no i aunt
You: How can thou speak at knowing the tune, yet not understand its own lyrics?
Stranger: idk. ptr stop talking like that. J know your not in the 13th century
You: My ward! How could me treat a man with such disrespect?
You:. Tis your generation that has brought dawn such proper English language, f must say.
Stranger: haw old are u'?
Yota. You should know, 1 am old enaugh to know better, yet young enough to learn.
fun: Just haw old is thou'?
Stranger: I' m not telling-
You: Lost the will to speak at me, has thou'?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i' m not thou
You:. The wand will still go 'round. No worries, my friend. You needn‘ t tell me your age.
You: Game to still speak at me, no'?
Stranger: U seem really old to know how to talk like that
You: Very well then. Simply review the first ward of my previous five posts, and thou shalt understand.
Stranger: i last the game?
fun: indeed, good sir. You have last the game.
Stranger: Wow? that was awesomee
She ugly: Do you d a that to eberyone?
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Submitted: 12/10/2009
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User avatar #7 - jordygordy (12/11/2009) [+] (2 replies)
did anybody else read the blue comments in a fancy 18th century british accent?
#29 - FFVIIPWNS (12/11/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Holy **** that was awsome.
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [+] (6 replies)
what game? wut? whats that
#22 to #18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [-]
dont worry about it, you just lost it
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [-]
good sir, I must inform on behalf of all of those who frequent the internet that you have succeeded on a most magnificent level.
#49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [-]
that guy deserves 1000000 internets
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I dont get it can someone explaiit to me?
#33 to #31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [-]
Its quite easy to understand

Take your right hand and place it in front of your face then with your left hand which should be clenched hit your right hand extremely hard.

Then you will understand
User avatar #38 - eatmybunion (12/11/2009) [+] (14 replies)
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I lost the game
#46 to #45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [-]
^ a little late there bud, dont ya think?
-15
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx Comment deleted by SecretSauce [+] (1 reply)
#68 to #67 - BillyJaytheDJ (12/11/2009) [-]
Shut up, ******** .
User avatar #61 - Toki (12/11/2009) [-]
i needs a paper towels that was so awesomes
-17
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx Comment deleted by SecretSauce [+] (4 replies)
#72 to #70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [-]
Impossible. The only way to win the game is to get either President Obama or The Pope to say "I lost the game".
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [-]
this is the first photo I laughed at on this site in like a year
User avatar #50 - supersparta (12/11/2009) [-]
Oh my god... That was AWESOME.
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [-]
Where's a medal? GIVE HIM ONE!
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [+] (1 reply)
a guy just did that to me. but i don't see what's so funny
#66 to #60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [-]
pics or it didn't happen.
#37 - nobodylovesyou (12/11/2009) [+] (1 reply)
you asshats just made me lose the game
User avatar #10 - JackSchidt (12/11/2009) [-]
This doth be completely astounding, forsooth.
User avatar #9 - ERICVOLTAGE (12/11/2009) [-]
delorean ftw
#75 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i dont get it
User avatar #77 to #75 - satanisthesavior (12/11/2009) [-]
You Just Lost The Game...
#63 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/11/2009) [-]
damn this was good.
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [+] (7 replies)
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Thy Game Has been Lost!
#2 to #1 - ryan at midnight (12/10/2009) [-]
not to worry
thanks to rule #34, the game doesn't exist. rule #34 states that anything that exists has porn of it. Since there is no porn of the game, the game doesn't exist.
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