Roses are red, Violets are blue 2

#41 - anonymous (10/26/2010) [-]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I fucking hate poems,
Most of them don't even rhyme.

#40 - anonymous (10/26/2010) [-]

baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
no im a nigger
~not yourmate cant sign in atm

#39 - starJOCK (10/26/2010) [-]

roses are red
violets are blue
your fingers much bigger
than the penis on you

#38 - Yaen (10/26/2010) [-]

Roses are red
Violets are violet, hence the name
I have OCD
And also my poetry skills are lacking

#37 - MrShiny (10/25/2010) [-]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Some nigger stole my bike.
I want it back.

#35 - seshomaru ONLINE (10/25/2010) [-]

i thought i should tell you
i know you'll be sore
but there was a hole
in the condom i wore

#31 - Blargosnarf (10/25/2010) [-]

Roses may be red, and violets are blue, then how come I sent you one Why do I still miss you?
The pain still lingers, the tears still fall, There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I chose you out of them all.
We were happy and healthy, life seemed worth living. even though you say you're gone, I'll just keep on giving.
You say you don't love me, it was different before, I found my old gun, just lying on the floor.
The roses are wiltered, The pedals falling like lead. I sure hope you're happy now, Because soon I'll be dead...

I just felt like doing this. No, It's not me committing suicide.

#36 to #31 - MrShiny (10/25/2010) [-]

U already won once isent that enough lol?

#42 to #36 - Blargosnarf (10/26/2010) [-]

Naah, I just wanted to do this. So I guess you like my poetry skills? :p

#43 to #42 - MrShiny (10/26/2010) [-]

yes i find them rather skillfull

#28 - stereohead **User deleted account** (10/25/2010) [-]

Roses are red
sugar is sweet
take off you shirt
So i can suck on your teet

#24 - Blargosnarf (10/25/2010) [-]

WOO HOO! I'm famous! :D

#27 to #24 - ing (10/25/2010) [-]

indeed good sir,
you are very kind,
im gonna post your poetry war up 2morro,
if you dont mind

:)

#29 to #27 - Blargosnarf (10/25/2010) [-]

That's fine my friend,
It was rather epic,
I just hope my poor spelling,
doesn't attract a skeptic. ;)

#30 to #29 - ing (10/25/2010) [-]

no it wont my friend
i guarantee
that your thread
will go down in FJ history

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#22 - Izen (10/25/2010) [-]

nice

#14 - drowleader (10/25/2010) [-]

i have raped you
hope you are on the pill bitch
your cat was good too.

It's a haiku. I do believe i got my syllables right. Hope i get in the next one.

#15 to #14 - TheGrammarNazi (10/25/2010) [-]

"Raped" is one syllabl. (Is that how you spell it?)

#16 to #15 - drowleader (10/25/2010) [-]

Damn i knew it didn't sound right.

WAIT!!! IDEA!!!! REVISION!!!!!

I have raped you girl.
Hope your on the pill bitch.
your cat was good too.

Problem solved. Crisis averted.

#17 to #16 - TheGrammarNazi (10/25/2010) [-]

I just raped your chica
Hope she's on the pill, dickweed
your cat was good, too.

???????

Profit?

#18 to #17 - drowleader (10/25/2010) [-]

Why would i tell someone else i raped the girl. i'm telling her. You know trauma shock. She blocked the memory from her mind. I'm refreshing her memory not confessing. I do however enjoy your version as well.

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#19 to #18 - TheGrammarNazi (10/25/2010) [-]

Sorry. I thought you had "your" not "you." Was trying to keep most of your work intact. My bad.

#20 to #19 - drowleader (10/25/2010) [-]

It's okay friend. You may remove your palm from your face. We all make mistakes.

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#21 to #20 - TheGrammarNazi (10/25/2010) [-]

.... Can't..... Remove..... Dammit...

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#13 - llehs (10/25/2010) [-]

roses are red
violets are bland
this fucking skull
why is it in my hand

#12 - Obscurity (10/25/2010) [-]

EPIC lol

#11 - TheAwesomeCeeper (10/25/2010) [-]

Violets are red,
roses are blue,
I'm doing your mom
Come join here to

#10 - PolarFroster (10/25/2010) [-]

FFFUUUU face needs to get high
Pedo bear, makes girl's cry
Me Gusta isnt shy
and Your about to die.

#7 - Niathaur (10/25/2010) [-]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Are youy under 8?
If so, pedobear wants you!

#5 - thewiggly (10/25/2010) [-]

Aww I didn't see any of mine :<

#8 to #5 - ing (10/25/2010) [-]

o crap! sorry, i forgot :( ill put about 5 of yours in the next one :)

#9 to #8 - thewiggly (10/25/2010) [-]

Lol I think I only made about 5.

#34 to #9 - ing (10/25/2010) [-]

comps out now btw :)

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#2 - Furry ONLINE (10/25/2010) [-]

this was epic

#6 to #2 - PolarFroster (10/25/2010) [-]

Did you see mine!!! Im in it :P

#32 to #6 - Blargosnarf (10/25/2010) [-]

But isn't yours from the Aqua song: Roses are red? If not it seems really simmilar.

#33 to #32 - PolarFroster (10/25/2010) [-]

Sorta a lil edited :)

#23 to #6 - Furry ONLINE (10/25/2010) [-]

i did make a note of that ^_^

#25 to #23 - Blargosnarf (10/25/2010) [-]

You see that Furry? I'm famous. woo...

#1 - IndeedGoodSir (10/25/2010) [-]

Poetry Is Truly The Greatest Expression Of Feelings.

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#4 to #1 - Furry ONLINE (10/25/2010) [-]

FUCK you again....