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Left Hand vs. Right Hand

Left Hand vs. Right Hand
Left Hand:
1. In ancient Peru, it was believed by the Incas that
being was a sign of good luck.
2. The English origins of the word "left" came from the
Latin "lanius" meaning "the shield" or "lucky side."
3. brains can often handle music: easily, but
have Trouble with language. Bob Dylan, a lefty, whote
the music for "Blowin' in the Wind" in less than five
minutes, but it took him a month to write the lyrics.
4. Benjamin Franklin signed the Uec: narration of
Independence and the Constitution with his left hand.
5. In zoo research, apelike animals, like lemurs and
galaxay, are primarily .
6. Of the five people that designed the Macintosh
ocmputer, four, were .
7. According to SAT results, students have
higher math scares than students do.
8. Most champion fencers are .
9. The official Boy Scam handshake actuaaly uses the
left hand, not the right. The founder of the Scouts was
ambidextrous, but he chose the left hand because it is
closer to the heart.
10. On a standard "qwer' " keyboard, there are 1, 447
English words that are typed solely with the left hand.
There are only 187 words typed with the night hand
alone.
11. England' s Queen Victoria was . She also
had the longest reign in British history, 63 years.
12. When hanging the United States' flag, it must fly to
the left of any other, flag when you look trt it head on.
13. The only astronaut to fly in all Three space programs,
Mercury, Gemini and Apollo, was Wally
14. Skateboarders that are are called
15. When looking trt Michelangelo' s David, look trt the
hand David held his sling in. It seems David was a lefty.
Flight Hand:
1. You' re righty, big whoop.
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#40 - mr skeltal (10/25/2010) [-]
left handed people did 15 things.
Right handed people did everything else.
User avatar #36 - AlfredNeuman (10/25/2010) [-]
i thought it was going to talk about fapping
#199 - Wigsdee (10/25/2010) [-]
im no handed
#215 - Covenantkilla (10/25/2010) [-]
Oops, left handed loses in this situation.
User avatar #56 - NodakJoTwentyTen (10/25/2010) [-]
And if you were a spartan and you were left handed you were looked as an outcast
User avatar #207 - VideoGamer (10/25/2010) [-]
Right handed people on an average live 11 years longer then leftys
#155 - mr skeltal (10/25/2010) [-]
Your argument is invalide becuase Jesus, God and Chuck Norris are all right handed
User avatar #136 - rasberryassassin (10/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
It's called "Right" for a reason.

jk.
#465 - mr skeltal (10/26/2010) [-]
Don't make fun of my right hand. You happen to be talking about the Woman I Love.
#441 - Sabre (10/26/2010) [-]
Soooo much ******** .
2-'Laevus' means left, nothing more. The word for shield in latin is 'scutum,' and something involving 'felix' and 'pars' would most likely be your 'lucky side.'
4-Ben Franklin may have signed left-handed, but most of those other big names didn't.
8-More champion fencers are lefties because it's bloody hard to invert all your parries (I fenced Junior Olympics, I know). This is true for any martial art. That said, the majority of people killed fencing are also lefties.
9-The Scout handshake was chosen to be left-handed not because it's 'closer to the heart' (GMWAS) but as a gesture of trust.
12 and 14- In what way do these pertain to being right- or left-handed?

And still I await the funny.
#423 - mr skeltal (10/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Chuck norris is right handed. we win.
#412 - EMAILisOPTIONAL ONLINE (10/26/2010) [-]
wanna fight about it?
User avatar #369 - GodofTV (10/26/2010) [-]
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. So **** you. RIGHT POWER!
User avatar #358 - noteasybeingcheesy (10/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i thought left in latin was sinistra, which also meant evil
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User avatar #254 - jamesishere (10/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I Fap with my left hand.
#234 - HumbertoL (10/25/2010) [-]
Link is left handed
Link is left handed
#227 - IrLink (10/25/2010) [-]
Fap with left, scroll through naked pics gallery with the right.
#385 - CadAmongPigeons (10/26/2010) [+] (5 replies)
But, I'm left handed, and I'm the best in my high school at English...  
  
However I do suck at Spanish, so I guess there's some truth.  
  
And I do play guitar :D  
  
But haters gonna hate...
But, I'm left handed, and I'm the best in my high school at English...

However I do suck at Spanish, so I guess there's some truth.

And I do play guitar :D

But haters gonna hate...
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