Roses are red Violets are blue. you guys are awesome! thanks for friending me new one comes out at about 3 hours, you guys are the best, im gonna thumb all poem
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Roses are red Violets are blue

you guys are awesome! thanks for friending me new one comes out at about 3 hours, you guys are the best, im gonna thumb all poems, so keep them coming!

roses are red
violets are blue
ive got a knife
get in the van
roses are red
violets are blue
if your parents say you' re
beautiful
they are lying to you
roses are red
violets are blue
my neighbour is richer
Dinkleberg.... CURSE
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you dont like my poem
THEN **** YOUTUE
plumber' s are red
hedgehogs are blue
press start to join
and be my player two
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
the fudge is sweet,
here' s some fudge.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I' m schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
stfu,
I' m gonna rape you.
roses are red
violets are blue
i have aids
and now so do you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimers
Cheese on toast
your only 9
and I' m 32
get the lube
cuz gonna **** you
Roses are Red
Leather is Tan
Hey little guy,
Get in the van.
roses are red
violets are blue
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#258 - samanthahh (10/25/2010) [-]
I just got a call
from my friends on the phone!

just kidding..
i'm forever alone :(
#365 - thewiggly (10/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red
Hamburgers are meat
You touched a child?
Please, have a seat.
#157 - justaperson (10/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Milk
Eggs
Coffee
#283 - Shadwstryker (10/25/2010) [-]
Roses are purple,
Daisies are green,
How the **** would i say the color
of something I've never seen?
User avatar #466 - vermiculite (10/25/2010) [-]
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
User avatar #210 - Wigsdee (10/24/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Roses are red
violets are blue
in soviet russia
alone is forever you
User avatar #479 - ShadowApocalypse (10/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
My name is red
My rival is blue
He is a douche
And that statement is true
+15
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#275 - docon (10/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Some apples are red  
Some apples are green   
It doesnt matter  
They all taste awesome
Some apples are red
Some apples are green
It doesnt matter
They all taste awesome
#527 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/25/2010) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
come to my bed
giggity goo!
User avatar #347 - freakaleak (10/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Because Im color blind.
User avatar #519 - TheHaloGuy (10/25/2010) [-]
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
If Justin Beiber wins another award
Kanye West knows what to do
User avatar #360 - Superiorbeing (10/25/2010) [-]
Roses are reddish
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Hitler
We'd all be Jewish.
User avatar #469 - Itsmygrain (10/25/2010) [-]
roses are red
violets aren't really that blue,
they are more purple
or I guess "violet" as they are called violets
I mean, oranges are orange
so violets should be violet...
blueberries are blue.
User avatar #270 - CorporationCat (10/25/2010) [-]
Roses are silver
Violets are orange
... ****
User avatar #261 - llehs (10/25/2010) [+] (28 replies)
roses are red
violets are blue
ive got 5 fingers
the thumb is for you!
User avatar #506 - AreYouAWizard (10/25/2010) [-]
Roses are red, white and other various colours
Violets are violet, thus the name,
I'm not great at poetry,
And you just lost the game.
User avatar #487 - briancb (10/25/2010) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
does this rag
smell of chloroform to you?
User avatar #269 - Mefarted (10/25/2010) [-]
roses are read
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
this one doesn't
User avatar #264 - llehs (10/25/2010) [-]
******* are black
******* are blue
if you open up photoshop
and **** with the hue
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