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#47
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
Haha, American fags! Its funny cause you guys lost nam'!!! You fucking suck!!! L2 use your poer for things like, oh, idk... HELPING the world.
You were late to WW1
You were late to WW2
Fuck it, go start WW3.
\o/
You were late to WW1
You were late to WW2
Fuck it, go start WW3.
\o/
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
We came to WW1 "late" because we thought our European allies could handle themselves. We were wrong and we had to clean house.
We came to WW2 "late" because we thought our European allies could at least handle the nazis. We were wrong and we had to destroy 2 of the most powerful countries on the planet at the time.
Nam? We didnt even care about nam. You realize that there was no american real objective in nam? We were trying to kill as many viet cong as possible then leave, which we did.
WW3? If there was one, we'd have to do all the work again.
Oh and if you are british, I'd have to cut your scrotum and shove your testes into your mouth.
We came to WW2 "late" because we thought our European allies could at least handle the nazis. We were wrong and we had to destroy 2 of the most powerful countries on the planet at the time.
Nam? We didnt even care about nam. You realize that there was no american real objective in nam? We were trying to kill as many viet cong as possible then leave, which we did.
WW3? If there was one, we'd have to do all the work again.
Oh and if you are british, I'd have to cut your scrotum and shove your testes into your mouth.
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
LOLLLL EPIC WIN #84 XD Allied forces are the best. No country is strong alone. Canada supplies natural gasses, food and water. USA Supplies the ores and turns them into weapons and Britain is just the people who distract the enemies till NA Is ready XP
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
seriously? you are fucking retarded
the world wars were european wars... america joined wwi because germany would help mexico recclaim texas
wwii we were neutral and didnt want to get involved but we got attacked by japan took care of them then helped against germany...
it wasnt like "oh shit war? sorry i didnt hear!" our territory was threatened and invaded and we had to fight for it so fuck off you worthless little shit
the world wars were european wars... america joined wwi because germany would help mexico recclaim texas
wwii we were neutral and didnt want to get involved but we got attacked by japan took care of them then helped against germany...
it wasnt like "oh shit war? sorry i didnt hear!" our territory was threatened and invaded and we had to fight for it so fuck off you worthless little shit
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
Fuck you for making such an ignorant comment.
What the fuck did your country do that did any better?
Why is America always the one that has to solve other country's fucking problems?
It wasn't OUR choice nessasarily to fight in nam, many people opposed it, so don't go around insulting other countries douchebag.
Don't bother replying to this i wont read it again obviously.
What the fuck did your country do that did any better?
Why is America always the one that has to solve other country's fucking problems?
It wasn't OUR choice nessasarily to fight in nam, many people opposed it, so don't go around insulting other countries douchebag.
Don't bother replying to this i wont read it again obviously.
Read up on some history asshole Americans didn't solve anything they killed over a million Japanese Civilians after having MILITARY TARGETS bombed, they went completely against the rules of [url deleted] fact the people who did some of the most were the Canadians in WW1 they liberated the most of France, in fact the Germans Named them Sturmtruppen or 'Stormtroopers' due to their tenacity and how they traveled through the worst weather. In WW2 the contribution was no less then it was before, When the assault on Normandy ( America's general idea when they hear WW2) Happened the only ones to reach their objectives Were... guess who ? The Canadians, also I might add, while using Hobart's funnies which all the other allies didn't want to use.
#62 to #47
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
aha guess what, we were supporting the south Vietnamese, we were doing fine until we pulled out, then the south Vietnamese got there asses kicked when we weren't there anymore. We didn't lose,we simply backed out and let the Vietnamese fight their own war. it was actually the south Vietnamese that lost, not the U.S. And we pretty much saved all the European's asses in WWII, we ended the war in three years. and you would have been in WWI for a lot longer if you didn't get help from the U.S. Why don't you quit being so stuck up and respect the U.S. for the fact that you would be speaking German right now if it wasn't for us.And we didn't even need to join those wars, they were in Europe not America.
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
Aha, guess what, you fucking went INTO the civil war, with the objective of containing communism and crushing north Vietnam, what you're saying is you went in, kill a bunch of Vietnamese, then left again? You backed out, because support for the war fell, so you LOST. Face it. America, Lost, A, War, It, Was, Involved, In.
Actually, you didnt. Soviet Russia didnt recieve military aid from the U.S, and crushed German forces single handedly, and would have rushed Germany regardless. I admit, we would have been in the war longer, but hey, we saved the French (Slimey Bastards).
P.S. The English language is based off the German language... Lol....
Actually, you didnt. Soviet Russia didnt recieve military aid from the U.S, and crushed German forces single handedly, and would have rushed Germany regardless. I admit, we would have been in the war longer, but hey, we saved the French (Slimey Bastards).
P.S. The English language is based off the German language... Lol....
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
Dickhead...
1. The Vietnam war was between north and south Vietnam. Americans didn't "loose", they just quit.
2. Nobody 'wins' a war, a bunch of people die and then a bunch more people hate each other for decades because they killed so many of each other.
3. Can we, as a planet, get over the whole 'hating America' thing. There are some really stupid people there and no one denies that (except for the stupid people), but doesn't hating them all make you just a racist and ignorant as you say they are?
4. I'm from Australia. Feel free to poke fun at me, I really don't care...
1. The Vietnam war was between north and south Vietnam. Americans didn't "loose", they just quit.
2. Nobody 'wins' a war, a bunch of people die and then a bunch more people hate each other for decades because they killed so many of each other.
3. Can we, as a planet, get over the whole 'hating America' thing. There are some really stupid people there and no one denies that (except for the stupid people), but doesn't hating them all make you just a racist and ignorant as you say they are?
4. I'm from Australia. Feel free to poke fun at me, I really don't care...
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
How small minded can you be?!
1. America entered a civil war to contain communism, they didnt HAVE to do anything!
2. Yes, "History is written by the victors".
3. Indeed it does, i'm half American, but the other halfs Italian, and honestly, i blame the US for economic situation, with the bond selling going tists up
4. You're a part of the commonwealth, we love you.
1. America entered a civil war to contain communism, they didnt HAVE to do anything!
2. Yes, "History is written by the victors".
3. Indeed it does, i'm half American, but the other halfs Italian, and honestly, i blame the US for economic situation, with the bond selling going tists up
4. You're a part of the commonwealth, we love you.
Okay, start making fun of French people, let me just tell you that one of my great-grandfathers was in the French Revolution. And died. I'm an American, and I'm amazed how people forget that and how they helped us out in the Revolution. Although that was the people from over 200 years ago....
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
Before you go on a rampage maybe you should go check up on your history. Check the reasons why America was late for WW2. Too lazy? It was a European War. America didn't want anything to do with Europe since that's how America happened; people came to America to be free from that place. And back then people were very naive. Also, the forefathers said to stay away from being pulled into a war with Europe. And so America turned to isolationism. And two questions for you. What are YOU doing to help the world? And Why are you making fun of America but still asking for the US's help, eh?
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
I happen to be taking History at advanced level, i know what happened. It was a European War, but are you sure America was just going to roll over sideways? They entered the war due to Japan anyway, so it was self serving regardless.
To answer those questions, Britain isn't doing jack shit. We are a worthless ex-superpower still clinging onto shreds of an Empire.
secondly, we aren't asking for any help, infact, quiet the opposite we are just sitting here on our island letting the government fuck us over.
To answer those questions, Britain isn't doing jack shit. We are a worthless ex-superpower still clinging onto shreds of an Empire.
secondly, we aren't asking for any help, infact, quiet the opposite we are just sitting here on our island letting the government fuck us over.
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N. Korean citizen (12/10/2009) [-]
idk what you thining of but we kill lot of them who give a fuck who wins and American is best at war so woch it otr your famly will und up like outher shot up and your wonman will become are sluts l;olol u know us AMERICAN WE ROCK BIG DICKS AND BIG GUNS! YOU FUCKIN FAG LOVER