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#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
Haha, American fags! Its funny cause you guys lost nam'!!! You ******* suck!!! L2 use your poer for things like, oh, idk... HELPING the world.

You were late to WW1
You were late to WW2

**** it, go start WW3.

\o/
#100 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
okay i hate to point this out like other people have but if it wasnt for the U.S. we would be speaking German right now. and why the **** should we have to help you, were in a recession so we SHOULD be helping ourselves first.
#84 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
We came to WW1 "late" because we thought our European allies could handle themselves. We were wrong and we had to clean house.

We came to WW2 "late" because we thought our European allies could at least handle the nazis. We were wrong and we had to destroy 2 of the most powerful countries on the planet at the time.

Nam? We didnt even care about nam. You realize that there was no american real objective in nam? We were trying to kill as many viet cong as possible then leave, which we did.

WW3? If there was one, we'd have to do all the work again.

Oh and if you are british, I'd have to cut your scrotum and shove your testes into your mouth.
#93 to #84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
LOLLLL EPIC WIN #84 XD Allied forces are the best. No country is strong alone. Canada supplies natural gasses, food and water. USA Supplies the ores and turns them into weapons and Britain is just the people who distract the enemies till NA Is ready XP
User avatar #79 to #47 - ThePhilosopher (12/10/2009) [-]
Better late than never, I always say...
#70 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
seriously? you are ******* retarded
the world wars were european wars... america joined wwi because germany would help mexico recclaim texas
wwii we were neutral and didnt want to get involved but we got attacked by japan took care of them then helped against germany...
it wasnt like "oh **** war? sorry i didnt hear!" our territory was threatened and invaded and we had to fight for it so **** off you worthless little ****
#98 to #70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
You joined because Pearl Harbour got bombed...

...retard...
User avatar #105 to #98 - shlacka (12/10/2009) [-]
That was WWII. He meant WWI.
#69 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
**** you for making such an ignorant comment.
What the **** did your country do that did any better?
Why is America always the one that has to solve other country's ******* problems?
It wasn't OUR choice nessasarily to fight in nam, many people opposed it, so don't go around insulting other countries douchebag.
Don't bother replying to this i wont read it again obviously.
User avatar #76 to #69 - Crazyknight (12/10/2009) [-]
Read up on some history asshole Americans didn't solve anything they killed over a million Japanese Civilians after having MILITARY TARGETS bombed, they went completely against the rules of [url deleted] fact the people who did some of the most were the Canadians in WW1 they liberated the most of France, in fact the Germans Named them Sturmtruppen or 'Stormtroopers' due to their tenacity and how they traveled through the worst weather. In WW2 the contribution was no less then it was before, When the assault on Normandy ( America's general idea when they hear WW2) Happened the only ones to reach their objectives Were... guess who ? The Canadians, also I might add, while using Hobart's funnies which all the other allies didn't want to use.
User avatar #103 to #76 - shlacka (12/10/2009) [-]
Yeah, everyone always forgets Canadians, you know.
#62 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
aha guess what, we were supporting the south Vietnamese, we were doing fine until we pulled out, then the south Vietnamese got there asses kicked when we weren't there anymore. We didn't lose,we simply backed out and let the Vietnamese fight their own war. it was actually the south Vietnamese that lost, not the U.S. And we pretty much saved all the European's asses in WWII, we ended the war in three years. and you would have been in WWI for a lot longer if you didn't get help from the U.S. Why don't you quit being so stuck up and respect the U.S. for the fact that you would be speaking German right now if it wasn't for us.And we didn't even need to join those wars, they were in Europe not America.
#96 to #62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
Aha, guess what, you ******* went INTO the civil war, with the objective of containing communism and crushing north Vietnam, what you're saying is you went in, kill a bunch of Vietnamese, then left again? You backed out, because support for the war fell, so you LOST. Face it. America, Lost, A, War, It, Was, Involved, In.

Actually, you didnt. Soviet Russia didnt recieve military aid from the U.S, and crushed German forces single handedly, and would have rushed Germany regardless. I admit, we would have been in the war longer, but hey, we saved the French (Slimey Bastards).

P.S. The English language is based off the German language... Lol....
User avatar #102 to #96 - shlacka (12/10/2009) [-]
I'm an American and I admit we lost Vietnam.

The Soviets were doing terrible 'till winter came. We were never pushed back at all.

Don't insult French peolpe. My great-grandfather died fighting in the French Revoltution.
#67 to #62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
hey guys leave the troll alone other wise he will come back
#65 to #62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
i like america =)
there is my statement and i see no need to back it up with fact because it is an opinion
#64 to #62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
C-C-C-Coommmbooo breaker
User avatar #68 to #64 - letsgophillies (12/10/2009) [-]
S-S-S-S-SUCK A DICK
#88 to #68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
********** YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME
User avatar #99 to #88 - shlacka (12/10/2009) [-]
No, screw you guys, I'm going home.
-7
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#90 to #61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
Vietnam.
Retard.
#66 to #61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
What about the American civil war...?
Do you call that a win or a loose?
#82 to #66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
the country became strong after reconstruction so stfu...except for segragation
User avatar #71 to #66 - omfglmao (12/10/2009) [-]
Both but i'm from Minnesota
#74 to #71 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
i'm from wisconsin.. and i'd say win because the other side didn't consider itself the United States of America it was the Confedrate States of America (CSA not USA)
#60 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
Dickhead...
1. The Vietnam war was between north and south Vietnam. Americans didn't "loose", they just quit.
2. Nobody 'wins' a war, a bunch of people die and then a bunch more people hate each other for decades because they killed so many of each other.
3. Can we, as a planet, get over the whole 'hating America' thing. There are some really stupid people there and no one denies that (except for the stupid people), but doesn't hating them all make you just a racist and ignorant as you say they are?
4. I'm from Australia. Feel free to poke fun at me, I really don't care...
#91 to #60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
How small minded can you be?!

1. America entered a civil war to contain communism, they didnt HAVE to do anything!
2. Yes, "History is written by the victors".
3. Indeed it does, i'm half American, but the other halfs Italian, and honestly, i blame the US for economic situation, with the bond selling going tists up
4. You're a part of the commonwealth, we love you.
#59 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
I bet you are from france. have you guys won anyhthing? NO.
User avatar #95 to #59 - shlacka (12/10/2009) [-]
Okay, start making fun of French people, let me just tell you that one of my great-grandfathers was in the French Revolution. And died. I'm an American, and I'm amazed how people forget that and how they helped us out in the Revolution. Although that was the people from over 200 years ago....
#75 to #59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
yea they did back when they had Napolean.. now they just suck and every war they have had on their homeland, after napolean, they were taken over :P
#57 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
Before you go on a rampage maybe you should go check up on your history. Check the reasons why America was late for WW2. Too lazy? It was a European War. America didn't want anything to do with Europe since that's how America happened; people came to America to be free from that place. And back then people were very naive. Also, the forefathers said to stay away from being pulled into a war with Europe. And so America turned to isolationism. And two questions for you. What are YOU doing to help the world? And Why are you making fun of America but still asking for the US's help, eh?
#89 to #57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
I happen to be taking History at advanced level, i know what happened. It was a European War, but are you sure America was just going to roll over sideways? They entered the war due to Japan anyway, so it was self serving regardless.

To answer those questions, Britain isn't doing jack **** . We are a worthless ex-superpower still clinging onto shreds of an Empire.
secondly, we aren't asking for any help, infact, quiet the opposite we are just sitting here on our island letting the government **** us over.
#56 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
AMERRRICAAA! **** YAH COMMIN IN TO SAVE THA MUTHA ****** DAY YA
#85 to #56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
im so ronery
that song was awsome
AMERICA **** YEAA COMIN TO SAVE TEH MOTHER ******* DAY YEAA
AIDS.. AIDS AIDS AIDS
I LOVE TEAM AMERICA
i saw it when i was 3 :D
#112 to #85 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
so that means you are at least 8 years old or younger...
GTFO MY INTERNET!
#78 to #56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
LOL!! #56 nice!! team america was a good movie, durka durka, mohammed mohammed! :P
#55 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
idk what you thining of but we kill lot of them who give a **** who wins and American is best at war so woch it otr your famly will und up like outher shot up and your wonman will become are sluts l;olol u know us AMERICAN WE ROCK BIG DICKS AND BIG GUNS! YOU ****** FAG LOVER
#54 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
we were merely the distraction.
#51 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
umm america saved europe's ass in both world war one AND two.
Europe started both world wars and if america didnt join ww2 at all, hitler would rule the world.
So suck a dick.
(the internet belongs to america!)
#53 to #51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
indeed
#50 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
OMFG... please tell me for the love of god you're not British
#49 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
faggot
#52 to #49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
We may have been late to fight in WW1 and WW2 but WE were the ones who won them. And nobody lost nam. There was a treaty.
#80 to #52 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
But then the North invaded yet again and there's only one Nam now. South 'Nam FAIL.
#72 to #52 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
yea.. and it wasn't just us on r side it was a UN or NATO allied force, so if u live in a significant country ur country fought in it too... also we weren't late to the WW's they just ended soon after we joined because WE JOINED
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