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Good reasons to carry a shovel

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Submitted: 12/09/2009
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#96 - anonymous (03/11/2010) [-]
in my state, pluto is still a planet. As ruled by our state legislature (New Mexico) since the guy who discovered it lived here (Clyde Tombaugh).
#95 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
i miss Pluto....
User avatar #94 - yourociroll (12/10/2009) [-]
sure lolz all up in our hot tub ahahaha
thumbs up to you sir.
#93 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
So many uses
#92 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
This man has obviously not seen any of the evil dead movies: #5: great for killing undead zombie deadite girlfriends
#91 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
this is more like 2 reasons to carry a shovel and then 2 reasons to carry a machete
#88 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
i'm tasting some awesome with a side of pwnsauce
User avatar #86 - mayhmong (12/10/2009) [-]
Beware of the shovel guy!
#89 to #86 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
shovel guy... quite possibly the next meme!
#85 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
this isnt funny at all
#87 to #85 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
yup this is lame
User avatar #83 - Shiny (12/10/2009) [-]
Also, if an immortal serial killer opens a portal to other dimensions in your bathroom wall, you can beat him to death with it before a gyroscopic killing device rips your neighbor to shreds.

(I know none of you will get this.)
User avatar #90 to #83 - patriotic canadian (12/10/2009) [-]
nope. right over my head
#82 - OsamaBinLlama (12/10/2009) [-]
why does he orgasm when he takes out the shovel, does he have a shovel fetish?
#81 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
This is fucking retarded. It's not even funny.
#80 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
That would only be 3 killing was put up twice
User avatar #78 - Metalsmash (12/10/2009) [-]
ehhh, dead hookers do not make me sad...
User avatar #75 - universe (12/10/2009) [-]
lmfao i love his face in these
#73 - TheChaosQueen (12/10/2009) [-]
I just might start carrying a shovel around you never know whats gonna happen.
User avatar #72 - ashleymofo (12/10/2009) [-]
I'm all up in your hot tub....lol
#70 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
i do like shovels...
User avatar #66 - kezdak (12/10/2009) [-]
perfect for parenting
#69 to #66 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
The grammar Gestapo are here to find the hidden failures in your sentence. Using my Nazi grammar correction powers, i see you are missing a capitalization and a period. I realize some grammar Nazi haters are going to try to find errors in my post. That is a fat chance fagot.
#79 to #69 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
*You need to capitalize "i"*
Just a fact.
#84 to #79 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
lol u fukrs ar stupd

lol mi capcha is navel wtf is that
User avatar #74 to #69 - werido (12/10/2009) [-]
I is supposed to be captalized. Faggot.
User avatar #71 to #69 - Connorspace (12/10/2009) [-]
Faggot*
User avatar #65 - cheatmasterjunk (12/10/2009) [-]
#3 imma chargin ma shovel
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