Breaking Dawn. Apparently the director may not film it do to the up things that happen. I say film it, this may be the only Twilight movie that OTHER people mig breaking Dawn fucked up book werewolf baby sex csection
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Breaking Dawn

Apparently the director may not film it do to the ****** up things that happen. I say film it, this may be the only Twilight movie that OTHER people might be interested in.

MEYER
So it all starts out with Bella and Edward finally getting
married and going on their honeymoon in Brazil. Edward, a
vampire as we all know, goes snorkeling. I' never heard er
seen a vampire snorkel. Bella wants to have Edward' s baby,
but he doesn' t want to hurt her (because he' s a strong
vampire and stuff]. Edward finally gives in and ***** Bella
into , . Then she ***** him again until she
gets pregnant. The baby grows incredibly fast inside her,
and it is hurting her. Did i mention the baby can speak
through telepathy? The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella' s
ribs and snaps her spine. Eventually Edward gets scared
about the baby, and wants Bella to get an abortion, but she
does not. When the baby comes, Edward decides to give her
a bisection, WITH HIS ******* FAN" GS. A
************* BISECTION WITH HIS TEETH. So the
baby' s born, Bella becomes a vampire, and then a better
thing comes. J acab (The werewolf guy) falls in love with the
baby. I dona mean he thinks it' s cute, he wants to **** the
baby. So basically the movie would consist of:
Beastly, painful sex
Telepathic babies
Chrestions with teeth
A Werewolf with an urge to **** a baby
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Submitted: 12/09/2009
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#85 - EFAN **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#22 - FFVIIPWNS (12/10/2009) [-]
And those teenage girl actualy like this **** ?
User avatar #8 - CaptainWaffles (12/10/2009) [-]
This is exactly why I don't understand why girls think this is romantic. Seriously, a c-section using teeth! ****** up **** .
User avatar #149 - MommycookieS (12/10/2009) [+] (3 replies)
how many ppl wuld love to see that movie
im a twilight saga hater and that still sounds like an awesome movie
User avatar #162 - kezdak (12/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)
if thats true i just might have to see that movie... because i am a big fan of snorkeling
User avatar #115 - elijahhaha (12/10/2009) [-]
u got this all wrong edward had sex with the were wolf guy and gave him a c-section
#76 - Emseeem **User deleted account** (12/10/2009) [+] (11 replies)
Corrections:
1 They went to an island near Brazil but I don't think it was actually in Brazil.
2 They didn't even know it was possible to reproduce. Well, until she got pregnant.
3 Edward could only read its mind until late in Bella's pregnancy, and even then I doubt it was actually saying any real words.
4 This is all really out of order.
5 What C-section? The baby was delivered normally. After that, Bella basically died (the baby broke her spine and most other bones) and Edward bit her so that she could turn into a vampire.
6 As much as I HATE him, Jacob didn't fall in love with Renesmee (stupid name.) He imprinted.

User avatar #78 to #76 - AdmiralAckbar (12/10/2009) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


You know everything about it.
You are contaminated ! Stupid zombie !
*grabs ak-47*
#146 - JxaXax **User deleted account** (12/10/2009) [-]
now jacob can say he wanted to **** your mom once
User avatar #137 - KittyWantsCandy (12/10/2009) [-]
if vampires never age then how the **** does a BABY happen?
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#203 - TheTas **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#143 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
is it just me? or do you guys want to start watching twilight also?
User avatar #144 to #143 - turlesrfun ONLINE (12/10/2009) [-]
its just you
#141 - pvtFlapJack **User deleted account** (12/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)
If Megan Fox starred as Bella, the movies popularity would increase a lot.
#134 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (12/10/2009) [-]
I was ready to thumb this down because I thought it was just gonna be another "OMG, Twilight suxorz" picture. But, this was actually funny and insightful.
#17 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (8 replies)
if only any of this was correct..i don't mind people bashing twilight but read the book first at least!
#27 to #24 - Jiggles (12/10/2009) [-]
i wish i had signed in to begin with.
#173 - moneytontana (12/10/2009) [-]
telepathic babies :DDDDDDDDD
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#147 - DSend **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #135 - CrazyWhiteGurl (12/10/2009) [-]
Yep... Jacob becomes the Pedowolf...

(I don't normally do this but) Capatcha: furry lol
User avatar #132 - TheAndroid (12/10/2009) [-]
*facepalm* oh my ******* ...
#73 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)
does that mean jacob is really pedobear?
User avatar #77 to #73 - AdmiralAckbar (12/10/2009) [-]
Pedowolf actually.
And yes.
#70 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i am a stron disbeleiver of the twilight seriesbut ths makesme want to read thelast one
User avatar #72 to #70 - XxXZannahhXxX (12/10/2009) [-]
Er. whut?
this is suppost to make yuu um
NOT want to read it?
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