Breaking Dawn. Apparently the director may not film it do to the up things that happen. I say film it, this may be the only Twilight movie that OTHER people mig breaking Dawn fucked up book werewolf baby sex csection
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Breaking Dawn. Apparently the director may not film it do to the up things that happen. I say film it, this may be the only Twilight movie that OTHER people mig

Apparently the director may not film it do to the ****** up things that happen. I say film it, this may be the only Twilight movie that OTHER people might be interested in.

MEYER
So it all starts out with Bella and Edward finally getting
married and going on their honeymoon in Brazil. Edward, a
vampire as we all know, goes snorkeling. I' never heard er
seen a vampire snorkel. Bella wants to have Edward' s baby,
but he doesn' t want to hurt her (because he' s a strong
vampire and stuff]. Edward finally gives in and fucks Bella
into , . Then she fucks him again until she
gets pregnant. The baby grows incredibly fast inside her,
and it is hurting her. Did i mention the baby can speak
through telepathy? The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella' s
ribs and snaps her spine. Eventually Edward gets scared
about the baby, and wants Bella to get an abortion, but she
does not. When the baby comes, Edward decides to give her
a bisection, WITH HIS FUCKING FAN" GS. A
MOTHERFUCKING BISECTION WITH HIS TEETH. So the
baby' s born, Bella becomes a vampire, and then a better
thing comes. J acab (The werewolf guy) falls in love with the
baby. I dona mean he thinks it' s cute, he wants to FUCK the
baby. So basically the movie would consist of:
Beastly, painful sex
Telepathic babies
Chrestions with teeth
A Werewolf with an urge to fuck a baby
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#85 - EFAN **User deleted account**
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#87 to #85 - anon id: aca4d5b2
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haha


captcha: knock (knocked up)
#105 to #85 - anon id: 1e0d0962
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#22 - FFVIIPWNS
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And those teenage girl actualy like this ****?
User avatar #8 - CaptainWaffles
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This is exactly why I don't understand why girls think this is romantic. Seriously, a c-section using teeth! ****** up ****.
User avatar #149 - MommycookieS
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how many ppl wuld love to see that movie
im a twilight saga hater and that still sounds like an awesome movie
#151 to #149 - anon id: 103afdb8
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I'd only see that movie just to see Edward die.
User avatar #157 to #149 - patriotic canadian
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this is one of those "sounds good on paper" moments


exept it didnt :/
#171 to #149 - anon id: de85ee23
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id see it just to see how that c-section works out
User avatar #162 - kezdak
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if thats true i just might have to see that movie... because i am a big fan of snorkeling
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User avatar #115 - elijahhaha
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u got this all wrong edward had sex with the were wolf guy and gave him a c-section
#76 - Emseeem **User deleted account**
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Corrections:
1 They went to an island near Brazil but I don't think it was actually in Brazil.
2 They didn't even know it was possible to reproduce. Well, until she got pregnant.
3 Edward could only read its mind until late in Bella's pregnancy, and even then I doubt it was actually saying any real words.
4 This is all really out of order.
5 What C-section? The baby was delivered normally. After that, Bella basically died (the baby broke her spine and most other bones) and Edward bit her so that she could turn into a vampire.
6 As much as I HATE him, Jacob didn't fall in love with Renesmee (stupid name.) He imprinted.

#80 to #76 - anon id: 56f24fd3
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faggot
#81 to #76 - anon id: 72c86f49
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get back in the kitchen.
#84 to #76 - anon id: 4a420d93
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Correction: (although I didn't read the book I've heard about it enough)
1) Baby wasn't delivered normally simply because Edward had to use teh fangs. It's totally not normal to have your hubby bitin' a baby from yo cooch
2) Edward didn't bit her he filled a needle with vampy venom and shot it straight into her heart.
3) Imprinting and falling in love are essentially the same ******* thing.
#88 to #84 - anon id: d23df816
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I love you mystery ass whooper
#96 to #88 - anon id: 984fcd7b
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I love you BURGER KING Whopper.
User avatar #97 to #88 - AdmiralAckbar
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Hly Baby Jesus.
Why would Stephanie Meyer make such a ******* big drama of this?
She should write some hardcore sex parts in her books.
#116 to #76 - anon id: 3fe6c228
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true so true ps im team edward too
User avatar #79 to #76 - TaliesinBD
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Go Die, he said it better.
User avatar #78 to #76 - AdmiralAckbar
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


You know everything about it.
You are contaminated ! Stupid zombie !
*grabs ak-47*
#90 to #78 - anon id: 738272fa
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OMG! never compare zombies to people who are obsessed with twilight. i say that zombies will join us in our fight against the twilight nerd race...
#94 to #90 - anon id: 984fcd7b
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I shall nom nom nom on edwards brains until i pee and poop sparkles :)
#146 - JxaXax **User deleted account**
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now jacob can say he wanted to **** your mom once
User avatar #137 - KittyWantsCandy
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(12/10/2009) [-]
if vampires never age then how the **** does a BABY happen?
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