last words. . last WINES ID III Hospital? peek It was a juice, really. -. Uh Sh- Imu' ll never defeat mel I We you Dude.. hoold my beer and. its a bird!....its a plane! RUN ITS A NUKE!!!!! last words WINES ID III Hospital? peek It was a juice really - Uh Sh- Imu' ll never defeat mel I We you Dude hoold my beer and its bird! plane! RUN ITS A NUKE!!!!!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#62 - Leviktuz
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its a bird!....its a plane! RUN ITS A ******* NUKE!!!!!
#64 to #62 - anon id: 6148b355
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lol
User avatar #29 - Jason Voorhees
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You forgot "Ok, everyone stay here and don't open the door for anyone. I'm going to go look for him."
User avatar #30 to #29 - Burningblaze
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or better yet, "everything is gonna be ok" *then the girl gets her tits out*
#32 to #30 - EFAN **User deleted account**
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#34 to #32 - anon id: 5c4c3295
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"damn, i was two days from retirment"
#36 to #29 - anon id: a92dccee
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I'm gonna use "respawn in 3..2....1..." if i die in a hospital
#61 to #36 - anon id: d345a3f7
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Oh god,that was pure win!
If, God forbid, That happens to me,im sooo saying that.. XD
User avatar #41 - onyxrose
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u forgot 'you know what would be funny?'
#37 - anon id: 4f8c0ab1
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Pull the pin and count to what?
#45 to #37 - anon id: 1ae9eb95
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LMFAO
User avatar #47 to #37 - Aiwatcher
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1...2...5...
Three sir!
3!
#55 - anon id: f2aa10ae
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People can die instantaniously after reciting the 3 words located below.

"Chuck Norris sucks"
User avatar #57 to #55 - kezdak
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i just said it
User avatar #60 to #57 - ajonetwo
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if You notice it says can die not will die learn to read *********
#59 to #55 - anon id: 29500d9e
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I said it too
#65 to #59 - anon id: 1667b696
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i said it and my dad walked in and punched me. D8
#69 to #55 - anon id: 15a3085f
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you wont die after saying this, you'll die before you finished
#77 to #69 - anon id: f2aa10ae
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Chuck Norris su- *roundhouse kick as powerful as the force of 5 atomic bombs to the face*
#73 to #69 - anon id: 1b2db6bb
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CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS! I said it =D...............Oh SH- *dead*
User avatar #56 to #55 - mrpoolman
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i just did it and im still alive and you did it too
#76 - ifuckinghateyou
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"is that my ex wife?"
#46 - a dinosaur **User deleted account**
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"Whats the worse that could happen?" "Hey there is some blinking red light thingy over here." "That's funny I thought I loaded it early...." "ALAAAAA!!!!" "Guys there's no such thing as monsters" "Hey look a cut little doggy!" "That black man has a gun!!!" "That white cop has a gun!!!" "Hey whats this do?" YIPPIE KAY AY ************" "I was following him into this room when the lights went out and there was a weird gurgling noise*SKUURK*glaggle gurgle google gopple gorg kakakkkk.ehhhh" "I'm invincible!!!!" " I...I have cancer..." "WOW SHINY" "So these snakes are they poisonous?" "That's not a real bomb." "That's not a real gun." ""That's not a real knife." "I'll see you in 5 minutes." "I hope I never see you again."
#24 - Emseeem **User deleted account**
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I'd be the "I love you".
That sounds so romantic. <3
#13 - anon id: 1c35cbfe
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% of people whose last words are "Hold my beer and check out this ****" by state

New York 6%

Montana 13%

Texas 23%

Kentucky 98% - cuz were dumb enough
User avatar #16 to #13 - pyroskier
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I'd have to say Wyoming is higher than Kentucky on your percentages.
#18 to #13 - anon id: 2df4a78d
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wrong in kentucky you in to replace beer with moonshine.
#21 to #13 - anon id: fe6fcc06
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Yeah, I'd have to say thats about 140%
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User avatar #12 - YourMaster
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Hold my beer and watch this ****.....are the famous last words of a REDNECK.