last words. . last WINES ID III Hospital? peek It was a juice, really. -. Uh Sh- Imu' ll never defeat mel I We you Dude.. hoold my beer and. Pull the pin and count to what?
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last WINES
Hospital? peek
It was a juice, really. -.
Uh Sh-
Imu' ll never defeat
I We you
Dude.. hoold my beer
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Submitted: 12/09/2009
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#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
#3 to #2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
no...those were frodo and sams last words before they passed out on mount doom...i believe the word you're thinking of is mortar
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Pull the pin and count to what?
#62 - Leviktuz (12/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)
its a bird!....its a plane! RUN ITS A ******* NUKE!!!!!
User avatar #29 - Jason Voorhees (12/10/2009) [+] (5 replies)
You forgot "Ok, everyone stay here and don't open the door for anyone. I'm going to go look for him."
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i would wanna kill my self in a densely populated area, whit a shot gun, but before i did i would yell, " WHO ******* FARTED?!" then blow my brains
#42 to #40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
stop copying comedians and go outside
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [+] (8 replies)
i do believe that there is a WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! involed int this somewhere.
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
"Ok! Now everyone split up"
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [+] (8 replies)
People can die instantaniously after reciting the 3 words located below.

"Chuck Norris sucks"
User avatar #41 - onyxrose (12/10/2009) [-]
u forgot 'you know what would be funny?'
#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
"We're not lost, we're taking the scenic route."
#70 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
"Which wire do I cut?!?"
#68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
"it would suck to fall from here"
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
omg u need "i r b back" and "astah la vista baby"
#38 to #31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
No, he doesn't need those. They're ******* stupid.
#76 - ifuckinghateyou (12/10/2009) [-]
"is that my ex wife?"
#46 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (12/10/2009) [-]
"Whats the worse that could happen?" "Hey there is some blinking red light thingy over here." "That's funny I thought I loaded it early...." "ALAAAAA!!!!" "Guys there's no such thing as monsters" "Hey look a cut little doggy!" "That black man has a gun!!!" "That white cop has a gun!!!" "Hey whats this do?" YIPPIE KAY AY ************ " "I was following him into this room when the lights went out and there was a weird gurgling noise*SKUURK*glaggle gurgle google gopple gorg kakakkkk.ehhhh" "I'm invincible!!!!" " I...I have cancer..." "WOW SHINY" "So these snakes are they poisonous?" "That's not a real bomb." "That's not a real gun." ""That's not a real knife." "I'll see you in 5 minutes." "I hope I never see you again."
#24 - Emseeem **User deleted account** (12/10/2009) [-]
I'd be the "I love you".
That sounds so romantic. <3
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [+] (4 replies)
% of people whose last words are "Hold my beer and check out this **** " by state

New York 6%

Montana 13%

Texas 23%

Kentucky 98% - cuz were dumb enough
#21 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
Yeah, I'd have to say thats about 140%
#79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
so i guess he never came back for his beer...
#71 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)
"its my last day on the job"
#49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
lol mine is "Oh, **** ! Run bitch!ruun!"
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