Serious Question (Please Read). I don't expect to get any thumbs, but I appreciate help. I will thumb up all comments.. Hello fellow Funnyjunkers. I am in dire
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Serious Question (Please Read). I don't expect to get any thumbs, but I appreciate help. I will thumb up all comments.. Hello fellow Funnyjunkers. I am in dire

I don't expect to get any thumbs, but I appreciate help. I will thumb up all comments.

Hello fellow Funnyjunkers. I am in dire
need of assistance, and your help could
bring about a change in space exploration,
and very well may lead to the discovery of
life on other planets. I have created a
design for a space probe that may be
capable of interstellar travel, and would
like to present the idea to NASA. But that
is where the problem lies. I have tried
every way to contact them, only reaching
automated email adresses. I cannot find
anything that could be a direct method of
contact. This is where I need your help. I
need every one on Funnyjunk, from the
trolls to possibly Admin (not likely) to try
and find the email address of Charles F.
Bilden Jr. I know, many of you are saying
why should I?" well, you don' t have to if
you don' t want, but remember this. If I
am succesful in convincing them to use my
design, and it does discover alien life, then
Funnyjunk will have assisted in the hunt
for alien life, and succeded. The site will be
commended for being the site that helped
NASA discover life, and even more so for
the first person to find the email. You will
probably get a medal, and I will see to it
that NASA gives you a reward. So I call to
you, my fellow Hers, help me, and help
the human race. Now I will give you funny
stuff, and thank you for listening to my
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User avatar #5 - bassdude (10/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
So what if someone is successful and Aliens are found BUT they bring destruction to the human race? WHERE'S YOUR NASA MEDAL NOW
User avatar #2 - Alexbrc (10/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
And yea sorry im unalb to help :/ good luck though
User avatar #1 - Alexbrc (10/24/2010) [-]
First XD
User avatar #12 - Muss (10/24/2010) [+] (6 replies)
out of curiosity whats your propulsion system using as a reaction mass
User avatar #7 - Popsickel (10/24/2010) [+] (4 replies)
They won't take anything from you until you fix your grammar. Boom. Let the negative thumbing begin.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Popsickel (10/24/2010) [-]
Overuse of commas, several misspelled words, etc.

I know. I'm too picky.
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