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10 Ways to get yourself fired

10 Ways to get yourself fired
by Unknown
IO, Day one: Start: an official sounding rumor" about your boss
being considered for a big promotion. Day two: Spread a
rumor that the promotion involves your boss heading up a
new facility in Bosnia.
S. Whenever a coshocker asks if you want coffee, say, "No
thanks, it doesn' t mix well with thorazine."
B. Attach 10 or so battles of whitecoat to the inside of your
suit jacket. Every time you pass a coshocker, surreptitiously
open your jacket and whisper, 'I got whitecoat here; three
bucks a pop; good quality stuff; who needs whitecoat?‘
P, Bring several large mason jars to work and fill them part:
way with water and yellow food coloring; display them
conspicuously around your workspace. Tell anyone who asks
about them that you are just taking part: in an efficiency study
that your boss ca me up with to cut down on the time
employees spend away from their desks.
ti, Tell your bass that you intend to spread out your vacation
time by taking off one minute out of emery 25. Spend all your
time 'planning' your vacations,
5. Secretly replace the coffee your bass usually drinks with
new Forger' s Crystals.
4. Keep a tally of what your boss wears on 'casual' Friday.
when you see a pattern , distribute the tally to co-
workers and start: a weekly pool.
3. Dress like a pirate for the office halloween party. Dress like
a pirate eyery other day of the year as well.
2. Sign up your bass as a volunteer for Junior Achievement,
Save The Children Foundation, Keep America Beautiful, the
local branch of the Seventh Day Adventist Church, UNICEF,
Hands Across America, Points of Light Foundation, and the
kicker, AARP.
L Set ' s desk and PC clock ahead one hour and go
home early.
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Submitted: 12/09/2009
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