king europe. . Hey! Viking guys! Get me a cola! Go get it yourself, America., We only follow orders from our leader. Me, King Europe. You? What makes you so gre
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king europe

Hey! Viking guys! Get me a cola!
Go get it yourself, America., We
only follow orders from our leader.
Me, King Europe.
You? What makes you so great?
Well, if you must ask; I' m an intellectual who speaks more than 20
languages, my food it excellent, my art is deep. l' m a great lover
who is sexy without being wiper, I rule my kingdom with peace.
and 1 ride a mean scooter.
And what about you? What do you
have that entities you to does my
people around?
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#248 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (3 replies)
AMERICA!!! **** YEAH!!!! COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHA ****** DAY YEAH!!!
#251 to #248 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (12/10/2009) [-]
AMERICA
**** YEAH!!!!
Freedom is the only way, Yeah!
#142 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (21 replies)
amount of tumbs up shows that americans are fat and sit on computers all day.

europe is almost same size as america yet more thumbs up.
Proof your all burger munching, kfc finger licking good fat ***** who enjoy nothing better than licking gratvy off of each others fat greasy faces.
Owned
User avatar #145 to #142 - XxXZannahhXxX (12/10/2009) [-]
this is why youll never get laid.
#132 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/10/2009) [-]
2nd amendment **** YEAH!
User avatar #150 - Dragonmatsta (12/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
thread time: who thinks that the S.A.S are completely baddass?
#118 - GaberZten (12/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
kenyas a great country
#49 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (10 replies)
Hopefully this will be the final post to your STUPID arguments about this comic:
The total combined active military forces forces in the EU is:
2,798,480 (including Turkey's 514,000 active forces)
The total active military forces in the USA is:
1,473,900. (our hat - canada- is not included )
Now, starting from these facts, we deduce the following:
In a war between the EU against the USA, there would be 27 countries interests to fight for, and half of their soldiers are waaay too poorly trained(a biiig disadvantage) battling against 1,473,900 Kellogs & mcdonalds fed HIGHLY TRAINED ALL ENGLISH SPEAKING AMERICANS with only one country interest.2 europeans for 1 american are really good odds. So its like USA is going ******* Leonidas on EU
User avatar #50 to #49 - BurntBiscuits (12/10/2009) [-]
Actually, using the very same facts you just mentioned we can deduce the following:

America would be ****** .

But, oh what a surprise, it's unlikely to ever happen. Anyway, who cares if Americans can fight? Europe has a thing called culture, one that doesn't revolve around violence.

Sorry to those Americans out there who aren't total assholes and are what keeping America somewhat civilised. You guys rule.
#28 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (10 replies)
America: Land of Violence and 'tards.

Europe: Fabulous Continent.

Europe would seriously beat America in a war, around 500 million population difference, right?
User avatar #44 to #39 - Why do you care (12/10/2009) [-]
you sir win, btw portugal ftw! its my country, and i predict americans are gonna thumb me down then do it, its my opinion and it will remain valid as long as it exists.
#217 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (5 replies)
As a proud scandinavian, i have to agree with king europe.
I have some american friends, whom are all great guy/girls, but yeah, i find it annoying, that so many americana looks down on scandinavia -- and actually thinks that scandinavia is a country! xD
Sometimes I lose my respect for the USA, but i know we couldn't live without you, and i hope that you will respect us and come try our amazing beer.
Hope i didn't offend enyone, have a nice day, my american brothers and sisters. :)
User avatar #236 to #217 - xoLindsey (12/10/2009) [-]
Scandinavian pride! :D
+2
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#178 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (13 replies)
Alright here's a little history lesson:

America invented the internet; without it...

Also they found out how to harness electricity: without it...
User avatar #261 to #178 - SixhundredSixtysix (12/10/2009) [-]
the swiss did invent the internet
an american invented microsoft which is basically the base to any computer so thats a +1 for both sides lol
#155 - Emseeem **User deleted account** (12/10/2009) [-]
This doesn't really strike me as funny.
America is awesome. But I'm sure every other country is awesome in its own right.
#291 - anonymous (12/11/2009) [+] (1 reply)
WHO HAS THE MOST NUKES BITCH!!! USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #297 to #291 - nabi (01/12/2010) [-]
WHO STAYS BEHIND THE COMPUTER ON THERE FAT ASS SAYING THERE COUNTRY IS 1#!!!


USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#165 - atomictoast (12/10/2009) [+] (23 replies)
the united states is ******* stupid, they have the worst economy/cars (except the dodge charger)/stupidest rednecks that dont understand what pollution is and house 90% of the biggest douche bags. YOU STUPID ******* AMERICANS CANT GO A MINUTE WITHOUT ******* A BARREL OF OIL and when there is a shortage you start a pointless war that the solders dont even understand why they are killing people in that country. Obama is going to save your ******* asses with the universal health care so dont ******* complain. a word of advise, PAY BACK YOUR 11 TRILLION IN DEBT AND SHUT THE **** UP!
+1
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#135 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (4 replies)
america

because we dont always need police

*BANG*
User avatar #138 to #135 - bfender (12/10/2009) [-]
ha ha U.S #1
#116 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (15 replies)
U.s.a is full of fat ***** .. europeans are skinny and well kept
#141 to #116 - Azz (12/10/2009) [-]
Yes, thats definitly why i myself am 130lbs and am 16 years old. I'm underweight and I live in America, if you google fat Europeans, you get tons of pictures, same with America, therefore, we are equal, and therefore, you should shut the hell up. I'm even willing to bet #116 is a fat European, nothing against anyone but #116
#103 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)
America wouldn't even exist without Europeens. Now every one shut up and stop the racism
User avatar #13 - Rusnor (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
His food it delicious
#110 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
Fat Ben pooped so much he filled up Europe and the US
#43 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
euorope would kck americas ass
#1 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
hmm it shows how it is, the u.s.a. tries to controle the world through violence.
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