How The World Works. Pretty much it.. How the world works lately... ifs man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you s How the world works
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How The World Works

Pretty much it.

How the world
works lately...
ifs man cuts his finger off
while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the
restaurant.
If you smoke
three packs a
day
For 40 years
and die of lung
cancer,
Your family blames
the
Tobacco company.
If your neighbor
crashes
Into a tree while driving
home drunk,
He blames the
bartender.
ofyour
grandchildren
are
Brats without
manners,
You blame television.
shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun
manufacturer..
And if a crazed
person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at
35, 000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the
crazed deceased
Blames the airline.
I must have
Understand the
world
As it is anymore.
So, ifl die while
my OLD WRINKLED
Ails is parked in front
of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates.
Have a nice day
...
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Submitted: 10/23/2010
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User avatar #1 - VisibleNinja (10/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
*queue applause avatar*
User avatar #4 - Cyno (10/24/2010) [-]
I'd be blaming Steve Jobs.
User avatar #5 - thephantur (10/24/2010) [-]
If a patient survives an operation, the family thanks "god".

If the patient dies, the doctor gets sued.
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