They always ask at the doctor' s office why you are there, and you
have to answer in front of others what' s wrong - and sometimes it
There' s nothing worse than a doctor' s receptionist who insists
you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
patients. f know most of us have experienced this, and f love the
way this old guy handled it:
A. man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.
The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor
He replied, "There' s something wrong with my dick."
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn' t come
into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and f told you."
The receptionist replied, "How you' re caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said
there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the
prollem further with the doctor in private." "You shouldn' t ask
people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could
embarrass anyone," the man said. Then he walked out and waited
several minutes before registering.
The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?"
There' s something wrong with my ear."
The receptionist nodded approveingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. "Am' what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
f can' t piss out of it."
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
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