Close Call LOL. LOL Thumbs up if you laughed as much as i did... Check My Profile For The Commercial. I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
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LOL Thumbs up if you laughed as much as i did... Check My Profile For The Commercial

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me... was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective was , wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was brawlers.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
one day her 'little' sister called and asked mete come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me
that she t: ouldn' t overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and Couldn' t say a word.
She said, Tm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,
my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my hugged me and said,
We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn' t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral ofthis story is:
Always keep your condems in your car!!
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Submitted: 12/09/2009
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#116 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
I just looked at the commercial on youtube, it's a very poor adaptation (bad acting especially)
User avatar #115 - crazyrandomguy (12/10/2009) [-]
Ha ha lol
#113 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
okay u idiots just becuase its a repost it doesnt matte ITS STILL F***IN FUNNY
#111 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
I swear this was an advertisment
#107 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
RRRRRRREEPPPOOOSSSTTT
User avatar #110 to #107 - displeasedbadger (12/10/2009) [-]
rrrrrrreeeeeettttaarrrddd
User avatar #108 to #107 - Bacula ONLINE (12/10/2009) [-]
It doesnt matter. its still funny. So shut your god damn whore mouth annon.
#106 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
Saw this commercial on youtube
#105 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
OMG FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!!!!!!
#100 - Zwickl (12/10/2009) [-]
there was commercial about this exact same thing
User avatar #98 - SuperTroopers (12/10/2009) [-]
see this before, i gave it a thumbs up last time and i'm doing it again :)
#96 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
OH **** !!!!! hahahahahahahaha
captcha: glove lol
#94 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
This is the sort of stuff funnyjunk is made for!
#93 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
WIN! XD
#91 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
how could i know how much you laughed i dont know you. So how can i give you a thumbs up without some sort of quantifiable measuring stick.

lol im just joking thumbs up,
#89 - kicaz (12/09/2009) [-]
this was stolen from the trojan commercial in 2006. it is on this site and it is called epic trojan commercial, it is a video.
#86 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages comments
#90 to #86 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
Come and get me big boy!
#112 to #90 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
HAHAHAHA
User avatar #92 to #90 - TheDeadPool (12/09/2009) [-]
you made me laugh more than the pic
User avatar #82 - Johnsu (12/09/2009) [-]
Lame ass repost. Go play in traffic plz
#102 to #82 - readymadejunk **User deleted account** (12/10/2009) [-]
who cares if its a repost, its funny. but really all you ***** who says everythings a repost, theres only so much stuff on the internet and who cares no one should pay that much attention or they have to much time on their hands and should get laid or just kill themselves

captcha: acorn whoohoo
#109 to #102 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
I'd rather see a repost than read "fat Ben made poop" 100 times per page. What's with that retarded meme?
#87 to #82 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
you ******* repost cry babies need to get a life... If youre on here so much that you know of everything thats a repost then youre on funnyjunk WAY to much. so why dont you go play in traffic. either that or get laid you ******* homo.
#81 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
repost captcha: quit reposting or i will piss in my hand and throw it in your face.
User avatar #80 - IceFilmsTube (12/09/2009) [-]
HAHA Sometimes the comments are funnier than the post itself :)
User avatar #88 to #80 - leaderelrond (12/09/2009) [-]
yeah...
#78 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
omg....made me laugh
#77 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
repostrepostrepost
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