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LOL Thumbs up if you laughed as much as i did... Check My Profile For The Commercial

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me... was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective was , wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was brawlers.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
one day her 'little' sister called and asked mete come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me
that she t: ouldn' t overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and Couldn' t say a word.
She said, Tm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,
my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my hugged me and said,
We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn' t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral ofthis story is:
Always keep your condems in your car!!
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Submitted: 12/09/2009
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#2 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
stolen from a trojan condom commercial
#4 to #2 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
so that doesnt mean its not funny
#38 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Hmm...I dident know funnyjunk posted BADASS life stories too. You get a cookie and a pat on the back
#28 - sadgirl **User deleted account** (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
this is a repost
#30 to #28 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
your moms a repost
#86 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages comments
#90 to #86 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
Come and get me big boy!
User avatar #59 - THEVILLE (12/09/2009) [-]
stolen right off my profile, come on guys, cant you be just a little original? ****** 10 year olds
User avatar #20 - huashuashuas (12/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
nice try, but i posted the original of this, which was a video, an add for trojans
#8 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
repost.repost.repost...........repost..............repost.repost.repost
repost.r epost.repost....repost..repost.......repost.repost.repost
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repost.repost.repost.repost.rep.repost.... repost..............repost
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repost.......................repost..............repos t.repost.repost.repost
#10 to #8 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
whats a FA6?
#5 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
stolen from a dude that stole it from a condom commercial and has already posted it on this site
User avatar #82 - Johnsu (12/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Lame ass repost. Go play in traffic plz
#87 to #82 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
you ******* repost cry babies need to get a life... If youre on here so much that you know of everything thats a repost then youre on funnyjunk WAY to much. so why dont you go play in traffic. either that or get laid you ******* homo.
#72 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Reeeepooooost

iam sick of looking at funnyjunk and constantly seeing the same thing... its annoying...
#79 to #72 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
so am i..im tired of reading bout ppl complaining of reposts!....its really annoyig
#17 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Thats from a commercial
#37 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
OMG AWESOME. i'm living by that rule if i ever get dragged into being married.
#25 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
Shouldve posted video instead
#19 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Repost... Its okay if your repost, but give it a few months man.
#94 - CIS White Male (12/10/2009) [-]
This is the sort of stuff funnyjunk is made for!
User avatar #80 - IceFilmsTube (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
HAHA Sometimes the comments are funnier than the post itself :)
#64 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Wasn't this like a Trojan Condom or Durex commercial?
#62 - nobodylovesyou (12/09/2009) [+] (8 replies)
even if they read this its been posted so many times they will never find the original source dumbass
#63 to #62 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
thats alright, the first one i read didnt have that last part, which made it funnier
#16 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
REPOST
#91 - CIS White Male (12/09/2009) [-]
how could i know how much you laughed i dont know you. So how can i give you a thumbs up without some sort of quantifiable measuring stick.

lol im just joking thumbs up,
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