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LOL Thumbs up if you laughed as much as i did... Check My Profile For The Commercial

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me... was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective was , wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was brawlers.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
one day her 'little' sister called and asked mete come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me
that she t: ouldn' t overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and Couldn' t say a word.
She said, Tm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold,
my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my hugged me and said,
We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn' t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral ofthis story is:
Always keep your condems in your car!!
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User avatar #59 - THEVILLE (12/09/2009) [-]
stolen right off my profile, come on guys, cant you be just a little original? ****** 10 year olds
User avatar #20 - huashuashuas (12/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
nice try, but i posted the original of this, which was a video, an add for trojans
#72 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
Reeeepooooost

iam sick of looking at funnyjunk and constantly seeing the same thing... its annoying...
#75 to #72 - lulzmetron **User deleted account** (12/09/2009) [-]
Would you like to see thumbs up whore pictures than a funny repost? I'd rather have a funny repost.
User avatar #80 - IceFilmsTube (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
HAHA Sometimes the comments are funnier than the post itself :)
#107 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [+] (2 replies)
RRRRRRREEPPPOOOSSSTTT
User avatar #108 to #107 - Bacula (12/10/2009) [-]
It doesnt matter. its still funny. So shut your god damn whore mouth annon.
User avatar #98 - SuperTroopers (12/10/2009) [-]
see this before, i gave it a thumbs up last time and i'm doing it again :)
#86 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages comments
User avatar #92 to #90 - TheDeadPool (12/09/2009) [-]
you made me laugh more than the pic
User avatar #66 - ashleymofo (12/09/2009) [-]
pure uncut colombian win
#62 - nobodylovesyou (12/09/2009) [+] (8 replies)
even if they read this its been posted so many times they will never find the original source dumbass
User avatar #115 - crazyrandomguy (12/10/2009) [-]
Ha ha lol
#3 - METALnWEEDisGUD (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
you get a thumbs down
User avatar #21 to #3 - Arsonist (12/09/2009) [-]
I'm ashamed to like metal and weed because of you.
#105 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
OMG FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!!!!!!
#100 - Zwickl (12/10/2009) [+] (1 reply)
there was commercial about this exact same thing
#96 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
OH **** !!!!! hahahahahahahaha
captcha: glove lol
#60 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
What if they read this?
#55 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
get a senseof humor pal
#54 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
fake. fake. fake. it may have been real once, but i have seen this **** posted so many times, on so many websites, in so many different versions that i can not believe that this mfbs ever happened.


wafer
#17 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Thats from a commercial
#16 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
REPOST
#14 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
What if she confronted you while in your car?
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