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10 Ways to Lose a Girl
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BlackCatBlvd (10/23/2010) [+]
(10 replies)
Oh, lord...the last boyfriend I had said he wanted to abstain from sex until marriage. At first I was like, "ah, ok". Then I found out that was his way of asking him to marry me, as his incredibly Catholic parents won't let him date at twenty fucking two.
We broke up because he found out I once dated another girl. He threw a bible at my eye. I don't miss him.
We broke up because he found out I once dated another girl. He threw a bible at my eye. I don't miss him.
#125
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YourMothersVagina (10/23/2010) [+]
(9 replies)
>Spend hours making OC
>Look to see what's on front page
>See reposts
>Check profile after a couple of hours
>OC has no thumbs
>Look to see what's on front page
>See reposts
>Check profile after a couple of hours
>OC has no thumbs
#17
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Sufficio (10/23/2010) [+]
(2 replies)
My boyfriend is the one who wants abstinence. /: It's complete bullshit.
#39
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Mynameismario (10/23/2010) [-] i lost my girlfriend once, then i had surgery to get a new right hand
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Kancer (10/23/2010) [+]
(7 replies)
<-- Worlds biggest cock blocker.
But honestly though Fj the whole No sex until marriage concept just doesnt make sense to me. Think about it what god essentially did was created beings who like to wiggle their wee wees inside eachother and then made doing that the most pleasurable feeling they can experience. Then on top of that he hardwired their brains to constantly think about doing it 99% of the time. BUT WAIT! You cant do that no sir! You have to get a special permission slip from a guy in fancy robes first or else you'll go burn in hell forever for doing something god programmed you to do!
But honestly though Fj the whole No sex until marriage concept just doesnt make sense to me. Think about it what god essentially did was created beings who like to wiggle their wee wees inside eachother and then made doing that the most pleasurable feeling they can experience. Then on top of that he hardwired their brains to constantly think about doing it 99% of the time. BUT WAIT! You cant do that no sir! You have to get a special permission slip from a guy in fancy robes first or else you'll go burn in hell forever for doing something god programmed you to do!
