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10 Ways to Lose a Girl

Hey you, yeah im talkin to you... you leaning back in ur nice ol spinny chair. See those 2 thumbs below you? they are used to rank content. If you like this press the green one, if not press the red one. I swear if you leave this page without clicking one of them your computer explode and you will die of Computer AIDs

Ill Girl
Sleep with her Mother
Baby, I swear it
was only one time...
Fake a Terminal illness
t can' t stand watching
you suffer with me
Pretend to be Gay
I have something to ten you...
Flee the Country
I have an important business
trip, I' ll be back... Never.
Fake an sro
Baby, do these RED lumps
seem normal to your
Buy a Wife online
Have you met
Tell her abour your Secret Fetish
Use her cat as a Football
She Rees pretty well'. oovoo
So you know that Donkey
I have in the backyard...
Let her know how "Important" she is
Baby, these dishes dont
than themselves
la wuffie, ,
Post up her Naughty Pics on the Internet
my look at the high ratings"..". I
I Guy
Refuse Sex
Pm Saving Myself...
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Submitted: 10/22/2010
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#10 - BlackCatBlvd (10/23/2010) [+] (9 replies)
Oh, lord...the last boyfriend I had said he wanted to abstain from sex until marriage. At first I was like, "ah, ok". Then I found out that was his way of asking him to marry me, as his incredibly Catholic parents won't let him date at twenty ******* two.
We broke up because he found out I once dated another girl. He threw a bible at my eye. I don't miss him.
#125 - YourMothersVagina (10/23/2010) [+] (9 replies)
>Spend hours making OC
>Look to see what's on front page
>See reposts
>Check profile after a couple of hours
>OC has no thumbs
#101 - RyanJK (10/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
She still has a mouth ...
#73 - Darkskrye (10/23/2010) [-]
you forgot #11...the COCK SLAP! (in most cases)
#74 - wolfiethepirate **User deleted account** (10/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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#111 - LoudPipesRinging (10/23/2010) [+] (7 replies)
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User avatar #13 - Auku (10/23/2010) [-]
#84 - Demonicwolfie (10/23/2010) [+] (4 replies)
"im saving myself"  
My reaction <-------
"im saving myself"
My reaction <-------
#128 - mikob **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 - Sufficio (10/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
My boyfriend is the one who wants abstinence. /: It's complete ******** .
#127 - Angry (10/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Or do this..
Or do this..
User avatar #39 - Mynameismario (10/23/2010) [-]
i lost my girlfriend once, then i had surgery to get a new right hand
#22 - Kancer (10/23/2010) [+] (7 replies)
<-- Worlds biggest cock blocker.
But honestly though Fj the whole No sex until marriage concept just doesnt make sense to me. Think about it what god essentially did was created beings who like to wiggle their wee wees inside eachother and then made doing that the most pleasurable feeling they can experience. Then on top of that he hardwired their brains to constantly think about doing it 99% of the time. BUT WAIT! You cant do that no sir! You have to get a special permission slip from a guy in fancy robes first or else you'll go burn in hell forever for doing something god programmed you to do!
#70 - deathofnight (10/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#71 to #70 - wolfiethepirate **User deleted account** (10/23/2010) [-]
#135 - TheBanana (10/23/2010) [-]
i can see that paint can behind and your holding the paintbrush
User avatar #116 - bsean (10/23/2010) [-]
#11 push her off a cliff
#16 - ShadowMoses **User deleted account** (10/23/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I'm waiting for marriage too. ^_^ Seriously.
#18 to #16 - BlinkyBill (10/23/2010) [-]
u just say that because u can't get a girlfriend or what ?
u just say that because u can't get a girlfriend or what ?
#8 - RetroToons (10/23/2010) [-]
Eh ... Priyadashani is hot.
User avatar #6 - illFUCKuWITHaRAKE (10/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
or you could tell her about your favourite site being 4chan
#7 to #6 - anonymous (10/23/2010) [-]
My girlfriend browse 4chan. Your argument is invalid.
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