A woman goes to her boyfriend' s parents' house for Christmas
dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she
is Very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to
her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are
almost making her eves water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn' t loud, but everione at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend' s father looked over at the dog that had been
snowing under the woman' s chair, and said in a rather stern
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came
across her face, A couple of minutes later, she was beginning
to feel the pain again. This time, she didn' t even hesitate.
She let a much louder and longer ,
The father again looked at the dag and yelled, "Dammit
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few
minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she
didn' t even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a
train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dag with disgust and
yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get awae from her, before she shits