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skippy

A woman goes to her boyfriend' s parents' house for Christmas
dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she
is Very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine
meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to
her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are
almost making her eves water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn' t loud, but everione at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend' s father looked over at the dog that had been
snowing under the woman' s chair, and said in a rather stern
voice, "Skippy!",
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came
across her face, A couple of minutes later, she was beginning
to feel the pain again. This time, she didn' t even hesitate.
She let a much louder and longer ,
The father again looked at the dag and yelled, "Dammit
Skippy!",
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few
minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she
didn' t even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a
train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dag with disgust and
yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get awae from her, before she *****
on you!"
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#7 - kaoticalm (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
before i started reading, i secretly hoped it was about a squirrel
#14 - anonexplains (12/09/2009) [+] (9 replies)
i thought skippy was a kangaroo
User avatar #15 to #14 - Vegeto (12/09/2009) [-]
i thought it was a kind of peanut butter
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#23 - anonexplains (12/09/2009) [+] (4 replies)
This is a repost
User avatar #25 to #23 - Innocence (12/09/2009) [-]
Nobody cares
User avatar #35 - Shadows (12/09/2009) [-]
My grandma used to tell me this joke in spanish and every time I hear it I lmfao.
User avatar #10 - NinjaSayWhat (12/09/2009) [-]
i laughed so ******* hard!
#2 - anonexplains (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
skippy the bush kangaroo?
User avatar #3 to #2 - eatherbreather (12/09/2009) [-]
Yeah I remember that show!
#37 - anonexplains (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
captcha: refer

Just thought I Should Share. :)
User avatar #46 to #37 - cougarmelon (12/09/2009) [-]
well you thought wrong
User avatar #54 - XxXZannahhXxX (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Oh thats great :')
#66 - StonerChick (12/10/2009) [-]
dog probably didn't move because it was DEAD
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User avatar #47 to #32 - slainbybullet (12/09/2009) [-]
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User avatar #22 - ashleymofo (12/09/2009) [-]
Brocolli gives me gas too!
#67 - anonexplains (12/10/2009) [-]
how funny was that LMFAO
#38 - anonexplains (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
One of the greatest jokes on this forum hands down.
#36 - anonexplains (12/09/2009) [-]
i told skippy to get out of there now he got skidmarks
#34 - anonexplains (12/09/2009) [-]
that was f'n hilarious
#19 - anonexplains (12/09/2009) [-]
LOL!
#16 - anonexplains (12/09/2009) [-]
omg that would be ******* embarassing
#12 - anonexplains (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
AIR I NEED AIR
#5 - anonexplains (12/09/2009) [-]
Thats so embarrasing lol
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