skippy. got this at . A woman goes to her boyfriend' s parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is Very nerv
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

skippy

A woman goes to her boyfriend' s parents' house for Christmas
dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she
is Very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine
meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to
her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are
almost making her eves water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn' t loud, but everione at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend' s father looked over at the dog that had been
snowing under the woman' s chair, and said in a rather stern
voice, "Skippy!",
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came
across her face, A couple of minutes later, she was beginning
to feel the pain again. This time, she didn' t even hesitate.
She let a much louder and longer ,
The father again looked at the dag and yelled, "Dammit
Skippy!",
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few
minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she
didn' t even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a
train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dag with disgust and
yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get awae from her, before she *****
on you!"
...
+102
Views: 32817
Favorited: 41
Submitted: 12/08/2009
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to slainbybullet E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(62):

[ 62 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus Christ, I never laughed so ******* hard in my life, reminds me of when I visited my girlfriend 2 years ago, was ******* embarrassing but funny.
#7 - kaoticalm (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
before i started reading, i secretly hoped it was about a squirrel
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [+] (9 replies)
i thought skippy was a kangaroo
User avatar #15 to #14 - Vegeto ONLINE (12/09/2009) [-]
i thought it was a kind of peanut butter
+27
#4 - jordAnz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [+] (4 replies)
This is a repost
User avatar #25 to #23 - Innocence (12/09/2009) [-]
Nobody cares
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
skippy the bush kangaroo?
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
AIR I NEED AIR
#17 to #12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
blah blah blah your needs
User avatar #35 - Shadows (12/09/2009) [-]
My grandma used to tell me this joke in spanish and every time I hear it I lmfao.
User avatar #10 - NinjaSayWhat (12/09/2009) [-]
i laughed so ******* hard!
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
omg that would be ******* embarassing
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
captcha: refer

Just thought I Should Share. :)
User avatar #46 to #37 - cougarmelon (12/09/2009) [-]
well you thought wrong
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
EPIC!
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
Thats so embarrasing lol
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
well it looks like
*puts glasses on*
skippy's in a ****** situation
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
User avatar #54 - XxXZannahhXxX (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Oh thats great :')
#68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/13/2009) [-]
i almost hyperventilated O_o





captcha code: gloom wth?
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
ooooold heard this about 11 years ago...
#60 to #58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/09/2009) [-]
really? 11 years ago... wow no one cares
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2009) [-]
how funny was that LMFAO
#66 - StonerChick (12/10/2009) [-]
dog probably didn't move because it was DEAD
-15
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx Comment deleted by slainbybullet [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #47 to #32 - slainbybullet (12/09/2009) [-]
i delete spam as much as i can
[ 62 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)