skippy. got this at . A woman goes to her boyfriend' s parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is Very nerv
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A woman goes to her boyfriend' s parents' house for Christmas
dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she
is Very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine
meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to
her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are
almost making her eves water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn' t loud, but everione at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend' s father looked over at the dog that had been
snowing under the woman' s chair, and said in a rather stern
voice, "Skippy!",
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came
across her face, A couple of minutes later, she was beginning
to feel the pain again. This time, she didn' t even hesitate.
She let a much louder and longer ,
The father again looked at the dag and yelled, "Dammit
Skippy!",
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few
minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she
didn' t even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a
train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dag with disgust and
yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get awae from her, before she *****
on you!"
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Submitted: 12/08/2009
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#68 - anonymous (12/13/2009) [-]
i almost hyperventilated O_o





captcha code: gloom wth?
#67 - anonymous (12/10/2009) [-]
how funny was that LMFAO
#66 - StonerChick (12/10/2009) [-]
dog probably didn't move because it was DEAD
#62 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
well it looks like
*puts glasses on*
skippy's in a ****** situation
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
#58 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
ooooold heard this about 11 years ago...
#63 to #58 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
you probally wernt even born 11 years ago
#60 to #58 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
really? 11 years ago... wow no one cares
User avatar #54 - XxXZannahhXxX (12/09/2009) [-]
Oh thats great :')
#56 to #54 - Luther **User deleted account** (12/09/2009) [-]
oh, yeah it is :D
#52 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
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#49 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
damnskippy
#39 - Niccck **User deleted account** (12/09/2009) [-]
This used to be about a guy at his girlfriends house and the dog was Bruno
#55 to #39 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
My dog's name is Kujo and i haven't seen my gf in a loong time now
#65 to #55 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
she probally has gas pains
#43 to #39 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
Yh I heard it like that too but the dogs name was bobby.
#38 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
One of the greatest jokes on this forum hands down.
#45 to #38 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
for 1. its not a forum dumbass
#50 to #45 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
for 2. no its not one of the greatest jokes
#37 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
captcha: refer

Just thought I Should Share. :)
User avatar #46 to #37 - cougarmelon (12/09/2009) [-]
well you thought wrong
#36 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
i told skippy to get out of there now he got skidmarks
User avatar #35 - Shadows (12/09/2009) [-]
My grandma used to tell me this joke in spanish and every time I hear it I lmfao.
#34 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
that was f'n hilarious
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#32 - anonymous Comment deleted by slainbybullet [-]
User avatar #47 to #32 - slainbybullet (12/09/2009) [-]
i delete spam as much as i can
#42 to #32 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
GET SOME MORALS YOU LOSER.
#23 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
This is a repost
User avatar #25 to #23 - Innocence (12/09/2009) [-]
Nobody cares
#31 to #25 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
i do...
User avatar #61 to #31 - Vegeto ONLINE (12/09/2009) [-]
you're anonymous, most of us are members, we have superiority over you. You're argument is invalid
#40 to #31 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
guess what we dontcare
User avatar #22 - ashleymofo (12/09/2009) [-]
Brocolli gives me gas too!
#19 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
LOL!
#16 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
omg that would be ******* embarassing
#14 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
i thought skippy was a kangaroo
#41 to #14 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
#14 skippy is a kangaroo from an old australian kids tv show. (i watched it when i was young). its now a common pet name
#44 to #41 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
Also the name of a cornflake cereal.. :) ahh skippy.. my loveable kangaroo..
#18 to #14 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
IN SOVIET RUSSIA DOG EATS YOU
#21 to #18 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
thats happens everywhere,......
#28 to #21 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
#18 is insulting both countrys, soviet russia, and america. and yes, i did fail. at nothing
#20 to #18 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
i'm not saying that ur weird or anything but do u eat dog?? im sure u don't live in Soviet Russia so u must live here.... im sure i speak for everyone when i say that i do not engage in eating dogs IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD (digesting or ******* ) :P
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User avatar #15 to #14 - Vegeto ONLINE (12/09/2009) [-]
i thought it was a kind of peanut butter
User avatar #26 to #15 - Wesker (12/09/2009) [-]
Seriously? I thought it was a car. **** . Where've I been?
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