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Typical American

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#377 - anonymous (08/17/2010) [-]
The only war the Americans fought on their own and properly was in Vietnam and they totally got their asses handed to them.
#372 - anonymous (08/17/2010) [-]
Holy books:

Christians- The Bible
Muslims- The Qur'an
Americans- The menu
#370 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
P-H-O-T-O-S-H-O-P.
&& America is the best country in the WORLD! Always has been and always will.
#381 to #370 - anonymous (08/22/2010) [-]
Your definition of "best" needs checking.
#369 - anonymous (09/27/2009) [-]
um no the u.s made the first computers so shut the fuck up u all are retards that think all americans are fat so fuck off>>>>>>>>Captcha:hobbs
#397 to #369 - anonymous (08/26/2010) [-]
Made the first computer in a joint project with the British. FUCK YOU AMERIFAG.
#373 to #369 - anonymous (08/17/2010) [-]
Of the many inventions the British gave the world here's some of the best...

Tanks
Supersonic airliners
VTOL jets
the internet
guns
the usa (or discovered if you like)
And about 10,000 other things.
#367 - anonymous (08/24/2009) [-]
Where do you think the first computer was made? who do you think started up the internet? The British did you fags, so if it weren't for them you would'nt have your PC, Laptop or the internet to post shit about them with. plus in WW1 the U.S army came in during the last two months of the war and didn't make much of a difference anyway. I am saying this as a U.S citizen
#371 to #367 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
wtf?! We came in the last two months and WON! You didn't take history, huh? Check your facts.
#374 to #371 - anonymous (08/17/2010) [-]
You barley fought.

You got your asses handed to you at pearl harbour
D-day woul have been impossible without the British
It took your whole war effort to clear some tiny japanese ilans
The list goes on and on.
#368 to #367 - anonymous (09/15/2009) [-]
i'm gonna assume people were talkin about wwII not one fucktard
#384 to #368 - anonymous (08/26/2010) [-]
Acctuley no fucktard because you were in world war 2 for 3 years- and it took you most of that time to clear out some tiny islands.
#366 - anonymous (08/23/2009) [-]
if we are so fat next time you faggots start a war you cant finish well be sitting on our "fat" asses watching you lose on t.v and im not fat im athletic as shit so you faggots can suck my wang usa fuckin rocks bitches
#364 - anonymous (08/01/2009) [-]
lol go man
#361 - anonymous (07/27/2009) [-]
brits suck ass............and by the way brits r fat ass mother fucking pussy assd lil bitchs that need to brush there teeth and learn to stop shit talking the U.S.A the pll that saved ur ass so brits can go fuck there selfs.............. epic win for um the .U.S.A. witch im from stfu brits
#385 to #361 - anonymous (08/26/2010) [-]
Yeah you inbred piece of shit why don't you go shag your sister- but be careful she's ten seconds away- you might get tired. Just cos you fucked up in every war.
#359 - anonymous (07/06/2009) [-]
hay my fat american ass will own ur skiny foren ass any day pepole risk ther lives to live here by the way um......usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!G
#402 to #359 - anonymous (12/16/2010) [-]
And to prove how typically stupid americans are, check your spelling.....
#386 to #359 - anonymous (08/26/2010) [-]
Hey fuckface- China fucking owns you!!! Hows that feel huh? Learn to spell btw.
#365 to #359 - anonymous (08/11/2009) [-]
your a stupid bitch. cuz im not fat.hoe! and stop talking shit ass wipe
#360 to #359 - anonymous (07/26/2009) [-]
That is why americans are stupid they have to say the name of the country more than once to remember it.
User avatar #356 - cheergirl (06/29/2009) [-]
last time i checked hunny i am a american and skinny lol not all of us are fat im not lol:)
#352 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
all americans are fat
#358 to #352 - anonymous (07/01/2009) [-]
An anorexic american is like a sumo wrestler.
#357 to #352 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
I prefer to call it a HUGE DICK, but whatever you say....
#401 to #357 - anonymous (10/12/2010) [-]
fat chicks have huge tits but u dont shag them fucktard
#355 to #352 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
^.^
#353 to #352 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
thats where ur wrong im anorexic
#351 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
Last time i checked, this site was (.COM) & not (.UK)
#363 to #351 - anonymous (07/31/2009) [-]
whats your point? com means it can be accessed in various countries
#362 to #351 - anonymous (07/28/2009) [-]
and you point is?
#350 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
I'm sick of this fucking stereotype that all Americans are fat. It's not true.
#403 to #350 - anonymous (12/16/2010) [-]
Look down. That is where your penis should be viewable and where you are cradling a cheeseburger.
#354 to #350 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
i agree whole-heartedly
#346 - anonymous (06/27/2009) [-]
it funny coz its true
#349 to #346 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
What the fuck is with you people, I'm an American and I'm thin, intelligent and a hard worker so go fuck off.
#375 to #349 - anonymous (08/17/2010) [-]
"so go fuck off" I'm not sure where the intelligence is there.
#344 - anonymous (06/24/2009) [-]
We eat, drink, breathe, sleep, pee and poop, just like Fat Ben. We're all the same, we are all Fat Ben.
#348 to #344 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
Mhm. Sure we are.
#342 - anonymous (06/21/2009) [-]
Too thin to be american.
#338 - anonymous (06/15/2009) [-]
america that's why we hate you
#337 - anonymous (06/13/2009) [-]
funnyjunk hates Americans!!!!!
#336 - anonymous (06/06/2009) [-]
all i gotta say is that not all americans look like that some of us like myself are fit and in shape and could take any of u brits on with ease
#387 to #336 - anonymous (08/26/2010) [-]
Take us on with ease- in an eating contest.
#345 to #336 - anonymous (06/27/2009) [-]
ya some americans (or most) are like that but not all americans...
#343 to #336 - anonymous (06/24/2009) [-]
WIN!
User avatar #339 to #336 - Ugghhh (06/16/2009) [-]
you say 'like myself', that probably means you are a fat cunt
#334 - CapsLock (05/27/2009) [-]
if the brits and americans are fighing on here this much it must be like huge in the real world....we obuisly need to settle this again...we will destroy the britts AGAIN!
#383 to #334 - anonymous (08/22/2010) [-]
Fuckin try it. You prove all yanks are stupid. Attacking us would provoke global unrest. For a start, NATO, the UN and the EU and powers such as Russia and China(seeing a threat) would fuck up your economy by not trading with you. Then you'd get invaded en masse.And we have better technology, tactics-basically everything but numbers.

U were allied with 5 other world powers in the war of independence.

Besides, plenty of Amerifags got fried and butfucked at pearl harbour, Vietnam, D-day, 9/11 and in the middle east. 200 years of inbreeding hasen't helped your mind.
#347 to #334 - anonymous (06/29/2009) [-]
For the third time you mean.
#382 to #347 - anonymous (08/22/2010) [-]
Fuckin stupid American. Not third, or second.
#341 to #334 - anonymous (06/19/2009) [-]
THATS RIGHT THSE BRITS SUCK AMERICAN ASS THE ONLY THING YOU BRITS CAN DO IS SUCK IT
#376 to #341 - anonymous (08/17/2010) [-]
Go win a war by yourselves.
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