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Little Girl And Bird

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Wnci upen a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nade. He
a girl towards him, so he Covered himself
the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked "what do you have under the
mister?"
i” A bird," the guy replied. The Kittie girl wacked away and the
gguy asleep.
wwhen he_ wake up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. when
ithe Pearce asked him what happened, the guy reallied, "Idon' t
iknew.
was aying on the beach,_ this gira asked me about my
and the next thing I know is I' m here."
went back to the beach, found the gira, and asked her
what did you do to that naked fellow'?"
After a ]ittle pause, the. , "To him? Nething, I
playong with the bird and it spit on me, I broke its
ineed, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
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Submitted: 12/08/2009
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User avatar #5 - Sephriomnislash (12/08/2009) [-]
I just grabbed my nuts in fear O.o
#3 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
Could he go to jail for that? lol
#17 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (12 replies)
who else here cringed and cupped there balls for protection?
User avatar #7 - HAwAII (12/09/2009) [-]
O.M.G
I have a new fear for little girls and my balls.

MY BALLS!!!
#1 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
OW OW OW OW OW OW OOOWWWW!
#20 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (5 replies)
he should have just told her there was a lolipop under there
#27 to #20 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
pedophile fail
#9 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (3 replies)
sweet baby jesus of mother fucking flying monkey/pig ninja rocketlauncher giant squid whale bacon flying shark/tank raptorjesus with a monocoule
User avatar #6 - jordygordy (12/08/2009) [-]
ohhh...ohhh.. oh my....



GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!
#8 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i woulda beaten the shit out of that girl,like light her nest on fire then beat her with a sack of oranges till she died
#13 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (4 replies)
THIS IS CP!!!!!
#16 to #13 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
no, this is patrick
#34 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
OMG thats so nasty.
#11 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
Idk about anyone else, but upon reading that I braced myself for testicular impact.

Clench up boys!
#44 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Ay caramba. I remember that joke from 2nd grade . . . in 1965. Sheesh.
#46 to #44 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
YOU'RE OLD =D
DANCE PARTY!!
GO LIVE IN THE ATTIC OLD MAN!
#12 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
i wonder where that guy is now
i just wanted to play with the bird...
#54 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
No, that's not how it goes! This is:
A little girl and a man were walking by. The little girl said "Sir, i'm homeless. Can I come home with you?" After he vehemently declined, she said "Please?" and gave him the a pout. He broke down and let her come home with him. When they got there, he went to go take a shower. She said "Sir, can I come with you?" He said "No!", but she said "Pleease!" again. He let her come with him. When they got in, she said "Can I play with the rubber duckie?" When he said "No!", she said "Pleease!" He said "Maybe later." The next day, he was in the hospital. The doctor asked the girl "What happened to him?" she said "No, not to him. I played with the rubber duckie, and it squited at me. I bit it's head off!"
#47 - aMONSTERateURcar (12/09/2009) [-]
that really shows how old you are.
#41 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
He Had a painful wet dream!
#38 - kaoticalm (12/09/2009) [+] (2 replies)
wtf did that girl get taught from her parents? holy f man. and where did she get the fire? she is much to young sounding to be playing with a lighter
User avatar #45 to #38 - yoyoyok (12/09/2009) [-]
thank god somone on here isnt a sex crazed pedofile >.>
#32 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
><......ooowwwww........jesus......
#2 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
bhjajajajjaajja
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