Wnci upen a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nade. He
a girl towards him, so he Covered himself
the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked "what do you have under the
i” A bird," the guy replied. The Kittie girl wacked away and the
wwhen he_ wake up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. when
ithe Pearce asked him what happened, the guy reallied, "Idon' t
was aying on the beach,_ this gira asked me about my
and the next thing I know is I' m here."
went back to the beach, found the gira, and asked her
what did you do to that naked fellow'?"
After a ]ittle pause, the. , "To him? Nething, I
playong with the bird and it spit on me, I broke its
ineed, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."