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Favorited: 19
Submitted: 12/08/2009
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#22 - anonymous (08/14/2010) [-]
hahahaha "mcbride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup." LMFAO
#21 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
Number 23 was hysterical, mostly because my sister took ballet.
#20 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
#6 was the best
User avatar #19 - Whysoseriousj **User deleted account** (12/08/2009) [-]
Im sure this would be higher in the top pics if it wasn't for the thumb whoring. Silly funnyjunk noobs :D
#18 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
This picture was funny, like a vast sweeping wind through the mountain prairie that told knock knock jokes
User avatar #17 - jordygordy (12/08/2009) [-]
i lmao at the first one...


like a circle whos sides were gently compressed by a thigh master....
#16 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
funny but *sigh* you are a green thumb whore and i hate green thumb whores.
#15 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
thumbs down for whoring
User avatar #13 - SeekayFilms (12/08/2009) [-]
OH MAN that was hilarious. I usually don't like text images, but this one had me cracking up. #9 is by far my favorite xD

However, I thumbed it down. Wanna know why? Because your description at the moment is simply:

"GREEN THUMB
GREEN THUMB
GREEN THUMB"
#14 to #13 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
same here
#11 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
lol like two hummingbirds that never met XD.

My favorite is #11 that was the most random.
#12 to #11 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
11 and 22 for me.
#9 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
repost but...STILL MADE ME LAUGH :D
#8 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
it was funy but your a thumbs up whore... thumbs down loser your runing fj do thumbs really make that much of a differnce.... whore
#5 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
17 is gonna be my new pich-up line:
baby i fell for you like a mob informant in the east-river

PS: captcha was injun
WTF?
#4 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
Lol, a college rep gave these to us in AP English as a list of bad analogies.

And the word is "wont" not "won't". They mean different things.
#3 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
I was going to give you a green one, but I never reward thumbwhores... Sorry, the pic was actually pretty funny
User avatar #10 to #3 - CrossBowPloxz ONLINE (12/08/2009) [-]
SEE thats how you do it even if the pic makes u pee your pants laughing! Dont give em a thumbs up. u can fav it though
User avatar #2 - myblackparade (12/08/2009) [-]
number 14 sounds like a teenage girls ripoff of twilight that she is going to hand up as an "original" story for English class
#6 to #2 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
nah it sounds like original twilight + physics.
#7 to #6 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
no that is romeo and juliet
User avatar #1 - JackSchidt (12/08/2009) [-]
ya know, by telling us to push the green button, you are basically saying we are too stupid to know what to do when somethings funny.
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