Bram Stoker vs. Stephanie Meyer. I'm not trying to be a thumbs up whore. I just want to see how many people agree the Bram Stoker is a genius and Stephanie Meye Bram Stoker stephanie meyer  dracula twilight is gay Edward Cullen is Fuck Stephanie
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Bram Stoker vs. Stephanie Meyer

I'm not trying to be a thumbs up whore. I just want to see how many people agree the Bram Stoker is a genius and Stephanie Meyer is a dumb bitch who should not be called an author.

Both peeple Gown here are authors that wrote a novel abaut vampires. Cine of them was sophisticated, dramatic, and full of literary
elements that take deep thaught to full understand. The other is shallower love story saying girls will arways be dependent en guys, and
takes no thaught whatsoever to full understand this "novel", Cine invented the vampire; and ene took the vampire name drastically
changes it and calls it her even "imaging", while still calling it a vampire. [Last time I checked that' s copyright infringement.) Cine is
studied in school and by scholars and appreciated by teachers. The other distracts ene from school work and creates a fantasy world that
causes ene to get in fights (girls have been suspended fighting ever the book) Cine of the peeple Gown here is a real author, and ene is a
dumb bitch that wishes she could be an auther. If you were net able to guess before; the ene en the left is Bram Stoker, and the ene the
right is Stephanie Meyer It saddens me that peeple call Stephanie Meyer an auther. I wish Twilight never exicited,
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User avatar #301 - Kanye (12/08/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Yo Stephanie I'm really hating you and I'm not gonna let you finish, Bram Stoker had the best vampire novel of ALL TIME!!
Just sayin'
User avatar #84 - cougarmelon (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply) more twilight jokes. this one wasnt that bad because there was actually some intelligence in it. but honestly, i dont like twilight, and you dont like twilight, we have established that.there is no more reasons to bring it up anymore. lets find something else to talk **** about...seriously
User avatar #228 - Wesker (12/08/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Those Twilight vampire pussies will feel the wrath of Count Dracula's pimphand.
User avatar #163 - Bacula (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Stephanie Meyer is a cunt.
User avatar #24 - TarnRazor (12/08/2009) [-]
Usually teachers punish kids who curse at school. I was at school and I was talking to my friend and my teacher (female and 60 y o) heard me say Twilight is **** ! She came up to me and said and i quote "That doesn't deserve to be called a book, that was gag me with a spoon horrible" I guess only old women have some sense..
User avatar #224 - Bacula (12/08/2009) [-]
Remember when vampires used to be scary?
#201 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (3 replies)
you suck twilight freakin rocs you dont know anything about being an author so shut up i doubt you even read the books theyre awesome
#204 to #201 - BigBossAlak (12/08/2009) [-]
I actually have, but I'm more into sophisticated literature then dumb shallow love stories.
#130 - ClandestineCow (12/08/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Stoker's skill resides in his association with the great writings from the era in which he lived. Highbrow was the ONLY style back then.
User avatar #108 - Bacula (12/08/2009) [-]
You know, it makes sense that the worst Vampire movie of all time was created by a chick. I mean not even a Gay guy would make a Vampire Sparkle.
User avatar #272 - XxParadiseLostxX (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
It's cute how even the people who supposedly hate twilight just can't shut the **** up about it and move on with their lives.
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User avatar #173 - LeoLeonardoIII (12/08/2009) [-]
I blame Stephanie Meyer for writing the series in the first place, big mistake, i prefer Stephen King
#65 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (6 replies)
well if she's not an author, what does she do to make millions of dollars a year and have two of her pieces of work (and counting) turned into movies? Just wondering...
#67 to #65 - mramandude **User deleted account** (12/08/2009) [-]
and if your not gay, then what are you? just wondering...
#337 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (2 replies)
I'm so sick of people despising twilight just because its a phenomenom. the onlllyy reason people hate it is because dumb bitches scream at the site of the actors of the movie. twilight the book is actually good. the movie sucks ass. stupid preteen girls kill everything so anything worth **** gets treated like its crap.
User avatar #344 to #337 - Matisse (12/08/2009) [-]
I have to agree with you to some extent. The movies suck balls, the actors suck balls but the books are decent. Ohh and hormonally imbalanced preteen girls suck hairy fairy monkey balls the most.
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User avatar #158 - tehjuggalo (12/08/2009) [-]
hey i hate twilight and the fanbase as much as anyother guy (besides those who reside in the fan base) but she is an author shes a terrible one but is she that stupid? i mean she is making more money then you ever will i do agree thou twilight is one of the worst things since the last obsession of the world
#325 - marteboi (12/08/2009) [+] (3 replies)
honestly, and ik im gonna get thummbed down for this
i like the books, but the movies piss me the **** off
#328 to #325 - BigBossAlak (12/08/2009) [-]
that's your opinion nothing wrong with that.
User avatar #206 - bfender (12/08/2009) [+] (6 replies)
The twilight series was an enjoyable read. It was simple enough that a wide range of age groups could enjoy it. The lead character was down to earth, and someone readers could relate to. If you didnt enjoy the books then its probably because you couldnt pry yourself away from Mein Campf long enough to absorb them.

Stay cool
User avatar #217 to #206 - livlovespandas (12/08/2009) [-]
1) Written for a wide range of ages. Yes, you're right, it is. And so is a newspaper, which is honestly more enjoyable (and unintentionally so, the majority of the time).

2) Down to earth....? is that a new way of saying "annoying bimbo," or "creepy pedo"? since, that *is* what he is. Seventeen he may be externally, but internally he's ancient. PEDO!

3) Mein *Kampf*. Don't talk about things you don't know.
#176 - chickieXangel (12/08/2009) [+] (2 replies)
if you all hated twilight so ******* much, you wouldnt talk about it all the time. if you absolutely detest smething, then you wouldnt feel the need to continuously bitch and moan about it like 12 year old girls.
User avatar #179 to #176 - Boozehound (12/08/2009) [-]
I think they secretly like it and just put **** like this up to try and prove to themselves they really DO hate Twilight the thumbs down on this one lmaoooo.
User avatar #114 - Lgreen (12/08/2009) [-]
**** twilight, blade would vaporise the **** out of edward 'vagina' cullen
User avatar #2 - KazumaKyu (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I agree completely and wholeheartedly that Meyer's books are nothing but garbage, but I feel that I must point out the fact that she did not, in fact, infringe on any copyrights. Every author that writes of vampires changes the definition of the term to best fit the plot that they intend to cater to, and this is acceptable. Even beyond that, it is impossible to *own* a fictional literary concept (vampires), though of course the actual use of Dracula himself would require permission from his creator, Stoker (or his closest relatives, I would suppose).
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