Bram Stoker vs. Stephanie Meyer

i don't blame any of the actors in the twilight film, they're just doing what any actor is doing: working, they're doing their job and i respect that. but i do blame stephanie meyer for writing the crappest series ever, and raping the image of the vampire. bram stoker is way better.
P.S. quite a good vampire story is "my swordhand is singing" (you understand the title as you near the ending.) it uses the origional old image of the vampire as being more zombie-like, rising from the grave and then having to return before sunrise. if you have the chance to read it, do it.

My mom,dad, and older sister all forced me to go see new moon with them when it first came out.IF any of you have seen it she has nightmares and screams to the top of her lungs like 50times in the movie. i simply stood up yelled BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP and exited the movie

FOR FUCKS SAKE GET A LIFE...YES WE GET IT YOU HATE TWILIGHT ...STOP VENTING YOUR FUCKING OPINION ON A WEBSITE DESIGNED FOR THE POSTING OF FUNNY VIDEOS AND PICTURES...THERE'S A THING CALLED BLOGGING ...FUCKING USE IT ...PEOPLE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR OPINION

Im gunna write a book where Chuck Norris, Blade and Mettalica hunt down and kill every character in twilight

stop giving twilight so much attention if everyone hates it so much

Well, although most of this pic is very much true, there is one thing that it left out. Before you hate, I'm a guy, I think the novels suck monkey testicles, Edward Cullen is a pussy faggot who sparkles (yipee), and the fans are crazy nutcases who can't get a fictional character pushed out of their heads.

About the fans:

Stephanie Meyer hates her fans. She openly said this and this is why she killed off Edward in the last book because she wanted to be done with the series. At a Q&A all the freaks asked about was what would happen if Bella was on her period.

About the book:

She didn't expect the book to take off the way it did. She just wanted to write a novel for fun tweaking the vampire character as a whole but failed miserably.

Funnyjunk need to make a special section for thumbs up whores.

I really do not see the point in completely and utterly disgracing the name and image of an author because the story she has invented has caused some problems in some places in society. To tear down this author for inventing something new is pointless. She wanted to write it and did, so there is no use in this reaction. Personally I have never read the books, so I have no idea what the story is about or what the quality is. There is no point in anger for the existence of something you displease. This attitude will only result in pointless aggression. How do you think Stoker's story was received?
All in all my opinion is pointless, but do not be so quick to judge others with the eyes of close mindedness.

To any and all...
-Alfons

so fucking right R.L Stine hated her and i respect him as an author

who cares? and why ar people spending so much time making a point to hate it so much? To all those who love and hate Twilight: Get over it, its just a BOOK

wow u guys are complete fags. 100%. i hate twilight as much as the next GUY but really im sick and tired of ppl posting crap about twilight cause seriously i hae it. so does every1 else who is normal. we have already made our point of how bad twilight sucks but dont post shit about it. because i already know2 it sucks