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1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the
building you are visiting.
2. When paying for a taxi, don' t look at your wallet as you take out a note.
Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at the precise moment it' s aired.
4. Creepy music (or satanic chanting} coming from a graveyard should always
be closely investigated.
5. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds.
UNLESS it' s the door to a burning building with a child inside.
6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will
know all the steps.
J. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital
displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be
necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a
German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers
prefer to speak English to each other.
9. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.
10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
IL Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than
not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party).
Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended
from duty),
12. Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide
to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).
13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any
strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
14. ton a police , the action will only ever take place when food
is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the
dashboard's? ',
15. All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which
will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break,
only fruit will spill out).
16. Cars never need fuel (unless they' re involved in a pursuit),
17, If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts,
your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by
dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated
their predecessor.
18. If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.
19. Guns are like disposable razors, If you run out of bullets,
just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
20. All single women have a cat.
21. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.
22. No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked,
its internal gravity system is never damaged.
23. If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a
passing St Patrick' s Day parade - at any time of the year.
24. The system of any building is the perfect hiding place.
Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel
to any other part of the building undetected.
25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone
a picture of your sweetheart back home.
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#1 - 4chan refugee (12/08/2009) [+] (2 replies)
repost from about 10-20 hrs ago...
User avatar #2 to #1 - Emilyd (12/08/2009) [-]
and youve been on here this whole time? wow, you need a life...
User avatar #68 - Jason Voorhees (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
26. You won't get killed until you have sex.
User avatar #28 - starsoldschool (12/08/2009) [-]
You can also add "No one ever has to pee. Ever. Even on the longest journeys."
#15 - gregor (12/08/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Also when you jump at a window the glass always smashes perfectly
#16 to #15 - 4chan refugee (12/08/2009) [-]
you will also never be cut by glass when jumping through a window
#43 - 4chan refugee (12/08/2009) [+] (3 replies)
stupid. waste of my life. not funny whatsoever
#45 to #43 - TWO REPUBLIC (12/08/2009) [-]
#70 - pantherfan (12/08/2009) [-]
if you go into a haunted house, allways bring a black guy
User avatar #40 - Shiny ONLINE (12/08/2009) [+] (4 replies)
ANYTHING explodes when shot with a 9mm pistol.
#67 - 4chan refugee (12/08/2009) [-]
10 seconds is really 5 minutes
User avatar #14 - ThePhilosopher (12/08/2009) [-]
HOLY...FREAKING...CRAP...Everything I have been saying about movies for my entire life has just been summarized right here....You, sir are one astronomical win!
User avatar #80 - joneez (12/08/2009) [-]
You can download the floor plans to ANY building in ten seconds.

You can infinitely enhance images from even the crappiest surveillance camera.
#24 - 4chan refugee (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
26. If you find a gun, it will almost always be fully loaded, if not then Will always hit with 100% accuracy with the single bullet left.

27. Every hot babe is a ninja in disguise.

28. Sending untrained civillians and teenagers against dangerous national threats will have double the effectivness and double the amount of angst.

29. Every hot babe ninja has a hot babe car.
#12 - 4chan refugee (12/08/2009) [+] (3 replies)
actually 17 is true because fighting someone while they're already fighting another person is dishonorable
#13 to #12 - 4chan refugee (12/08/2009) [-]
not when they are common robbers
User avatar #90 - Mudkipp (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
- F.B.I agents. will always be wearing shades
#89 - OsamaBinLlama (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
1. the funny black guy dies first
2. bomb timers always stop on 1 second left
User avatar #82 - iwasherenotyou (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Finally, I have this. Every unpopular person usually has glasses on, has his shirt tucked in, has some kind of collection of toys, and is in desperate need of a girl and gets the most popular one in the end.
#65 - 4chan refugee (12/08/2009) [+] (1 reply)
If you are in a car chase there will always be a fruit cart.
#49 - KINGCANADA (12/08/2009) [+] (2 replies)
26.when ever u are cheating on your wife she happens to walk in. but she never walks in when ur stealing ur money or looking at porn
#11 - 4chan refugee (12/08/2009) [-]
makes my eyes hurt reading this
#47 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (12/08/2009) [-]
also, the longest journey only lasts five minutes.
User avatar #39 - Vegeto (12/08/2009) [+] (4 replies)
where did #13 happen?
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