The teacher asked, "Harry what is yehr problem?" Harry answered, "I' m tee . My sister is in the
and I' m she is! should be in the tee!"
his Brooks had enough. She teak Harry to the principal' s office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told his Brooks he would give the boy a test and iths failed to answer any ethis questions he waste go
pinkie the and behave.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: ‘What is 3 it 3?" Harry: "9".
Principal: ‘What is S it E?" Harry: "SS".
And SC) it went with sesry question the principal thought a should know.
The principal leaks at his Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the ."
his Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him same questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.
his Brooks asks, ‘What class a cew have four have only two of? Harry alter a moment says: "Legs."
his Brooks: ‘What is in yehr pants that yep have mil do not have?" Harry: "Pockets."
his Brooks: 'l/ h/ hat class a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"
his Brooks: 'l/ h/ hat starts with a C and ends with a T and is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
his Brooks: gees in hard and semes out spit and sticky? The principal' s eyes epin really wide and
before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge. Harry: Bubblegum
his Brooks: class a man do standing up, a weman do sitting dawn and a dog do an three legs? The principal' s
eyes epin really wide and before he could stop the answer; Harry: Shake hands
his Brooks: Now I will ask same " am I" spit , okay? Harry: Yep.
his Brooks: You stick yehr poles inside me. You tie me dawn to get me up. I get wet before yep do. Harry: Tent
his Brooks: stinger gees in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal
was looking restless and a bit tense. Harry: Wedding Ring
his Brooks: I came in many sizes. when I' m not well, I drip. when yep blow me, yep feel good. Harry: Nose
his Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I came with a quiver. Harry: Arrow
his Brooks: ward starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a let oftest and excitement? Harry: Fire truck
The principal breathed a sigh of rellevant told the teacher, "Put Harry in the , I got the last ten questions