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Animal Myths
Alligator sewer
Before alligators were protected by law, you could buy baby ones in
Florida and Georgia for a few dollars as a souvenir. Many were sold
without any regard to how difficult a pet an alligator would make.
In New York City alone, hundreds of these small 'gators were
flushed down toilets or set free to eventually end up in the city' s
sewer system. The Baby Gators adapted to this environment quickly
by feeding on rats and other sewer dwellers. Generations later these
alligators became albino and went blind from the lack of light. Also
they grew very large with no competition from other predators.
Occasionally sewer workers and bums will disappear when the rat
supply dwindles.
Cats and Babies
Cats shouldn' t be left alone with babies, they' ll stick their nose in
the baby' s nose and suck out its air. Causing Babies to suffocate.
Kamikaze dogs
In Worldstar II Russians trained dogs by feeding them under
tanks. Then they released them into battle with antitank explosives
strapped to their backs. Unfortunately for the Russians, the dogs
could tell the difference between Russian and German tanks, and
ran under the Russian ones.
Eggs in a envelope
A woman licked an envelope in a local post office and cut her
tongue, after several days the place where she' d been cut began to
swell. She started to get nervous and went to see a doctor. The
doctor cut open the swelled area and a cockroach climbed out, there
had been eggs on the envelope she had licked.
A rich old woman was visiting Mexico when a small ugly dog
approached her on the sidewalk. She couldn' t resist his sad eyes, so
she took him back to her hotel and fed and bathed him. For the
remainder of the trip the lady and her dog were inseparable. When
the time came to return home, she smuggled the small dog over the
border so she could keep him. Within a few days he got sick and she
immediately rushed him to the vet, but there was nothing that
could be done, he died in the office. After she stopped crying, the
woman asked the vet what kind of dog he had been.
The shocked vet looked at her and said: "Lady, that' s no dog, it' s a
Mexican Sewer Rat!"
Pit bulls
pit bulls have a "locking jaw" mechanism, and that the dog cannot
let go once it has bitten. The brain of a Pit Bull often swells causing
them to go insane. Also, pit bulls often 'turn' on their owners
without provocation.
Beehive hairstyle
Back when all the girls wore beehive hairdos, one girl ratted her
hair so high and put so much hairspray in it, that she never washed
or took it down and combed it. One day in school blood began to
trickle down her forehead. She was rushed to the hospital, but was
dead on arrival. At some point a spider had laid eggs in her hair,
they had hatched and the baby spiders had began eating her brain.
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Submitted: 10/19/2010
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#373 - dubmartin (10/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
baby killa
baby killa
#279 - sparkieemae (10/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
People these are not facts they are myths.
User avatar #192 - xxbillygoatxx (10/19/2010) [-]
wait, it says that the dogs COULD tell the difference, and yet it goes to Russian tanks anyways? Those traitors should die... oh wait
User avatar #588 - trevmike (10/20/2010) [+] (5 replies)
So the baby spiders somehow penetrated the quarter-inch thick skull to eat the girl's brain? Sounds legit.
#464 - EpicShitHappens (10/20/2010) [+] (7 replies)
The baby one is not true at all.Fluffy has been with Harry for like half an- *opens door* Oh my god Harry!!!!!
The baby one is not true at all.Fluffy has been with Harry for like half an- *opens door* Oh my god Harry!!!!!
#416 - bigken (10/20/2010) [+] (9 replies)
Is the one about pit bulls going insane and attacking their owners true I have a pitbull and OH SHI-
#408 - Jameshaich (10/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Pit-bull locking their jaws is true, not sure about the other thing
User avatar #359 - XTakedownpaladinX (10/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wake up from nightmare...
See and read all content.....
Won't sleep for a week....
#76 - anguhluhz (10/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
alligators can't live in the sewers, they are reptilians, they need sunlight.
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#497 - Cowreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#60 - Draigor (10/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How about the pants monster myth?
How about the pants monster myth?
#46 - YourFaceIsNotMine (10/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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#530 - snipersaurusrex (10/20/2010) [-]
If there were spiders in the Beehive hairstyle... shouldn't be the Spider nest hairstyle?
User avatar #476 - dcdude (10/20/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i have a pitbull .... hes pretty cool . hes racist though he hates black people for some reason .... idk why
#489 to #476 - leothewiseone (10/20/2010) [-]
So that's where my cousin ended up!
#398 - Sabor ONLINE (10/20/2010) [-]
No thumb for you!

Some of these are true...
User avatar #368 - PinkToxic (10/20/2010) [-]
Did everyone forget to read the title?

It says myths not facts. Calm down.
User avatar #2 - Macketa (10/19/2010) [+] (6 replies)
thase are stupid and tell that these are untrue, cuz some myths can be
User avatar #3 to #2 - whomadewho (10/19/2010) [-]
Yeah, thats why they are called myths, because wether they are true or not are unknown.
#499 - Spectricity (10/20/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Blind Alligators can catch bums and sewer workers.

Cockroaches can grow from eggs to full maturity without any air.

Mexican Sewer rats often come aboveground and are attracted to old women on their evening strolls.

Baby spiders can gnaw through the human skull in less than a half hour.

Problem, probability?
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#448 to #407 - TuhRainbowLlama (10/20/2010) [-]
Oh my god. that friggin' rat is big enough to eat my cat...
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