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Lipstick On the Mirror

I have uploaded lot of txt jokes .. if you like them ... plz check my profile for more!!

Lipstick
to a news report, a certain private schoor in washington was
presently faced with a unique roblem. A number of girds
nowere beginning to use dipstick and wouid put it on in the bathroom.
ithat was fine, but after they put on their aip stick, they wouid press
etheir iips to the mirror heaving dozens of Kittie aip prints.
eevery night the maintenance man wouid remove them, and the next day the
i' i. giid' ; wouid put them back. Finaaly the _i," rti/' decided that something
g ad to be done .She cabbed ] the girds to t e bathroom and met them
ithere with the maintenance man. she explained that ] these aip rants
nowere causing a ma or problem for the custodian who had to clean t e
mirrors every nig t (you can just imagine the yawns from the Kittie
ito demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she
asked the maintenance man to show the girds how much effort was
He took out a " squeegee, tjl, ii/' , it in the toilet,
an cleaned the mirror with it. since then, there ave been no aip
Sprints on the mirror.
Tthere are teachers.... and then there are educators.
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Submitted: 12/07/2009
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#36 - sxepineapple (12/08/2009) [+] (5 replies)
I really, REALLY hate little girls who think they're "princesses". I mean, if they're just pretending to be a princess and dressing up as such, fine, but when they get all pompous is when i'm like "YOU'RE FUCKING PUNY!!!!"
User avatar #7 - FunkyTiger (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i told the maitenance man at my old school to do that....he told me i was epic
#11 to #7 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
No, no he didn't.
#5 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (10 replies)
since when do kids take dumps in school anyway lol
captcha: crane
#8 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (5 replies)
He should have wiped his penis on the mirror...
captcha: Boner ? WTF!
#10 to #8 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
you flying fucktard you lie
User avatar #28 - trescope (12/08/2009) [+] (3 replies)
repost!!




User avatar #34 to #28 - Emilyd (12/08/2009) [-]
your face is a repost
#30 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (3 replies)
i dont get the joke here
#31 to #30 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
He dipped it in the toilet, so they were kissing the mirror and it had toilet water on it. I don't get why they were kissing the mirror in the first place though.
#18 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [+] (7 replies)
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#20 to #19 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
LOL...he actually spelt it right fucktard
#2 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
fuckin sweet xD
#1 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
ok thats good
#46 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (12/08/2009) [+] (2 replies)
This joke gave me the perfect idea for an invention. If these little girls like kissing mirrors so much: reflective dick lube.
User avatar #48 to #46 - ashleymofo (12/08/2009) [-]
and we shall call you "Chester the Molestor"
#4 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
This is a classic, but still funny.
#3 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
hate princesses,i'd just dunk their heads into the toilet.

or dunk the squeegee into a toiles that's full of watery turds.

-muhahaha>:3
+5
#54 - Twistedjinx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#51 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
awesome idea guy below me
#17 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
i lol'd....OWNED
#14 - Hawild (12/08/2009) [-]
Oh those mexicans...
+1
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#44 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
dude thats not funny at all:(
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