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Lipstick On the Mirror. I have uploaded lot of txt jokes .. if you like them ... plz check my profile for more!!. Lipstick to a news report, a certain private s

I have uploaded lot of txt jokes .. if you like them ... plz check my profile for more!!

Lipstick
to a news report, a certain private schoor in washington was
presently faced with a unique roblem. A number of girds
nowere beginning to use dipstick and wouid put it on in the bathroom.
ithat was fine, but after they put on their aip stick, they wouid press
etheir iips to the mirror heaving dozens of Kittie aip prints.
eevery night the maintenance man wouid remove them, and the next day the
i' i. giid' ; wouid put them back. Finaaly the _i," rti/' decided that something
g ad to be done .She cabbed ] the girds to t e bathroom and met them
ithere with the maintenance man. she explained that ] these aip rants
nowere causing a ma or problem for the custodian who had to clean t e
mirrors every nig t (you can just imagine the yawns from the Kittie
ito demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she
asked the maintenance man to show the girds how much effort was
He took out a " squeegee, tjl, ii/' , it in the toilet,
an cleaned the mirror with it. since then, there ave been no aip
Sprints on the mirror.
Tthere are teachers.... and then there are educators.
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Submitted: 12/07/2009
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#36 - sxepineapple (12/08/2009) [-]
I really, REALLY hate little girls who think they're "princesses". I mean, if they're just pretending to be a princess and dressing up as such, fine, but when they get all pompous is when i'm like "YOU'RE ******* PUNY!!!!"
#40 to #36 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
jealous....
#52 to #40 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
Dude. You just made it so obvious that you are a little spoiled bitch.
#47 to #36 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
Dude I ****** know! My cousin is like that. She's 7 and she thinks shes like queen. ******* Miley Cyrus.
User avatar #49 to #47 - hellpickle (12/08/2009) [-]
you should let 4chan deal with her.

captcha: bitch
#50 to #47 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
urgh...I'm twelve and now officially in year eight, and still the year seven girls who I went to the same school think they're better than me...it totally pisses me off.
#2 - John Cena (12/07/2009) [-]
****** sweet xD
#1 - John Cena (12/07/2009) [-]
ok thats good
#4 - John Cena (12/07/2009) [-]
This is a classic, but still funny.
#3 - John Cena (12/07/2009) [-]
hate princesses,i'd just dunk their heads into the toilet.

or dunk the squeegee into a toiles that's full of watery turds.

-muhahaha>:3
#5 - John Cena (12/07/2009) [-]
since when do kids take dumps in school anyway lol
captcha: crane
#6 to #5 - John Cena (12/07/2009) [-]
I WISH THAT THOSE 12 YEARS OLD WOULD **** ME!
#9 to #5 - John Cena (12/07/2009) [-]
Well you never know though its still gross to think about that
#12 to #5 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
girls actually have to sit to piss
#15 to #12 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
REALLY!!!



captcha: bambi
lol..... just like JD on scrubs
#26 to #15 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
no this is like JG from scrubs


EAAAGGGGGGLLLLLEEEEEEEEE~~!
#27 to #26 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
No this is Patrick.
#29 to #27 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
No.... THIS IS SPARTA
#35 to #29 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!
#38 to #35 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
SPARTA!!!
User avatar #45 to #26 - Jameshaich (12/08/2009) [-]
JD honestly its pretty far from G

EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU-
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#55 to #54 - John Cena (12/29/2009) [-]
Sorry hard Don Vito.......
#57 to #55 - John Cena (01/03/2010) [-]
if your trying to refer to the don from the godfather, your retarded. don vito was from viva la bam.
if you were trying to refer to don vito from viva la bam, your retarded, because it has nothing to do with a headless horse in someones bed.
#59 to #57 - John Cena (08/21/2010) [-]
You're an idiot. In the Godfather, Brando's character's name was Vito Corleone aka Don Vito Corleone or just Don Vito. Before you chew another person out, make sure you're correct first.
#51 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
awesome idea guy below me
#46 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (12/08/2009) [-]
This joke gave me the perfect idea for an invention. If these little girls like kissing mirrors so much: reflective dick lube.
User avatar #48 to #46 - ashleymofo (12/08/2009) [-]
and we shall call you "Chester the Molestor"
User avatar #53 to #48 - thebigone (12/08/2009) [-]
hey, the names Moe Lester. nice to meet ya
#17 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
i lol'd....OWNED
User avatar #7 - FunkyTiger (12/07/2009) [-]
i told the maitenance man at my old school to do that....he told me i was epic
#11 to #7 - John Cena (12/07/2009) [-]
No, no he didn't.
#14 - Hawild (12/08/2009) [-]
Oh those mexicans...
+1
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#18 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
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#19 to #18 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
You misspelled 'Diarhoea'.
#20 to #19 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
LOL...he actually spelt it right ********
#41 to #20 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
Actually, in the UK the spelling is Diarrhoea.
#22 to #19 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
u idiot it's diarrhea google it i cant ******* believe some people
#39 to #18 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
you are pathetic you know, its ******* annoying when twats like you do that.
get a life you ******* retard
#21 to #18 - readymadejunk **User deleted account** (12/08/2009) [-]
you are gay, quit going around and spamming FAT ****** JOE MADE DIARRHEA if you cant spell right.
#23 to #21 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
That IS how you spell it.
User avatar #28 - trescope (12/08/2009) [-]
repost!!




User avatar #34 to #28 - Emilyd (12/08/2009) [-]
your face is a repost
#42 to #34 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
OMG your right!
User avatar #58 to #34 - trescope (02/04/2010) [-]
hey at least its better than you
#8 - John Cena (12/07/2009) [-]
He should have wiped his penis on the mirror...
captcha: Boner ? WTF!
#10 to #8 - John Cena (12/07/2009) [-]
you flying ******** you lie
User avatar #13 to #10 - button hooker (12/08/2009) [-]
**** when did ********* start flying????
#16 to #13 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
Since the airplane was invented.
#24 to #16 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
Yeah that's why you always are unlucky enough to get seated next to a ********** fat guy that smells of B.O.
#44 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
dude thats not funny at all:(
#30 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
i dont get the joke here
#32 to #30 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
the janitor cleaned the mirror with the toilet water
p l u r
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a v i s
c e t p
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#43 to #32 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
was all them letters meant to say pease love unite respect.. or was that coincidence?
#31 to #30 - John Cena (12/08/2009) [-]
He dipped it in the toilet, so they were kissing the mirror and it had toilet water on it. I don't get why they were kissing the mirror in the first place though.
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