Chuck Norris Jokes. Created by me, enjoy! EDIT: Thanks so much guys! Look out for Chuck Norris Jokes - Part 2! Here's more for you!<br /> Chuck Norris' re Chuck Norris jokes facts funny yes why are You still Reading this oh hi
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Chuck Norris Jokes. Created by me, enjoy! EDIT: Thanks so much guys! Look out for Chuck Norris Jokes - Part 2! Here's more for you!<br /> Chuck Norris' re

Created by me, enjoy! EDIT: Thanks so much guys! Look out for Chuck Norris Jokes - Part 2! Here's more for you!<br />
Chuck Norris' real name: /funny_pictures/1082468/FML/ <br />
Pictures and Words 3: /funny_pictures/1088783/Pictures+and+Words+3/

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #125 - Folzy
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris once peed in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke, that semi truck is now known as Optimus Prime

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but death hasn't worked up the balls to tell him
#136 to #125 - anon id: 485f9f54
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(10/19/2010) [-]
the death one was the best one i have ever read, thumbs for u sir.
#188 - TuhRainbowLlama
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris has tears that can cure cancer...

Too bad hes never cried.
#250 - WizardOfTheLawl
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris once peed in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. that truck is now known as Optimus Prime
#115 - awkwardballoons
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong numbers  
People just answer the wrong phones .
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong numbers
People just answer the wrong phones .
User avatar #246 - SuperSkis
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
If Chuck Norris were to enter a parallel dimension and battle himself he would win.
User avatar #248 to #246 - ABabyEater
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(10/19/2010) [-]
LOL
User avatar #259 - evilpeanut
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
Wow! All new jokes! You, sir, deserve more thumbs than I can give you.
User avatar #323 to #259 - RaeRi [OP]
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(10/19/2010) [-]
Thank you!! :3
#290 to #259 - Zachere
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
What jokes?
User avatar #295 to #290 - evilpeanut
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
****. I meant real facts, your Chuckness.
User avatar #238 - Ashleyzero
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
The Nike sign is actually Chuck Norris running, even pictures cannot fathom his speed

#253 to #238 - bonnayzola **User deleted account**
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
I HAVE CHUCK NORRIS SHOES

that makes me smile
User avatar #255 to #253 - Ashleyzero
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(10/19/2010) [-]
smiling is a requirement
#257 to #255 - bonnayzola **User deleted account**
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(10/19/2010) [-]
a requirement you say...
#223 - MeTroll
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#222 - MercurySenshi
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris did your mom and your dad gave him a high five.
Chuck Norris did your mom and your dad gave him a high five.
#122 - IndeedGoodSir **User deleted account**
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(10/19/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#142 to #122 - TitfaceMcGee
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(10/19/2010) [-]
Id rather you didn't slow the clip down x30000000 we all know chuck could've killed him dead in 0.00123 milliseconds... :/
#143 to #142 - IndeedGoodSir **User deleted account**
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(10/19/2010) [-]
Sorry, I had to make it visible to the human eye. :D
User avatar #144 to #143 - TitfaceMcGee
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(10/19/2010) [-]
Indeed good sir... :D