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Chuck Norris Jokes
Created by me, enjoy! EDIT: Thanks so much guys! Look out for Chuck Norris Jokes - Part 2! Here's more for you!<br />
Chuck Norris' real name: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1082468/FML/ <br />
Pictures and Words 3: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1088783/Pictures+and+Words+3/
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Chuck Norris once peed in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke, that semi truck is now known as Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but death hasn't worked up the balls to tell him
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but death hasn't worked up the balls to tell him
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awkwardballoons (10/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong numbers
People just answer the wrong phones .
People just answer the wrong phones .
If Chuck Norris were to enter a parallel dimension and battle himself he would win.
Wow! All new jokes! You, sir, deserve more thumbs than I can give you.
The Nike sign is actually Chuck Norris running, even pictures cannot fathom his speed
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N. Korean citizen (10/19/2010) [+]
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It doesn't take Chuck Norris 4 episodes to charge up a spirit bomb.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klodike bar
You know. . . Chuck Norris actually died six years ago. . .
. . .the grim reaper is just too scared to tell him.
. . .the grim reaper is just too scared to tell him.
my god when chuck norris dies its going tp be everywhere on this site
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its desendants are known as girrafes
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N. Korean citizen (10/19/2010) [-]
jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land xD