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Chuck Norris Jokes

Created by me, enjoy! EDIT: Thanks so much guys! Look out for Chuck Norris Jokes - Part 2! Here's more for you!<br />
Chuck Norris' real name: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1082468/FML/ <br />
Pictures and Words 3: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1088783/Pictures+and+Words+3/

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Submitted: 10/18/2010
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User avatar #125 - Folzy (10/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Chuck Norris once peed in a semi trucks gas tank as a joke, that semi truck is now known as Optimus Prime

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago but death hasn't worked up the balls to tell him
#188 - TuhRainbowLlama (10/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris has tears that can cure cancer...

Too bad hes never cried.
#250 - WizardOfTheLawl (10/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris once peed in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. that truck is now known as Optimus Prime
#115 - awkwardballoons (10/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong numbers  
People just answer the wrong phones .
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong numbers
People just answer the wrong phones .
User avatar #246 - SuperSkis (10/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If Chuck Norris were to enter a parallel dimension and battle himself he would win.
User avatar #259 - evilpeanut (10/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Wow! All new jokes! You, sir, deserve more thumbs than I can give you.
#134 - anon (10/19/2010) [-]
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User avatar #238 - Ashleyzero (10/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
The Nike sign is actually Chuck Norris running, even pictures cannot fathom his speed

#223 - MeTroll (10/19/2010) [-]
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#222 - MercurySenshi (10/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris did your mom and your dad gave him a high five.
Chuck Norris did your mom and your dad gave him a high five.
#122 - IndeedGoodSir **User deleted account** (10/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
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#235 - anon (10/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
It doesn't take Chuck Norris 4 episodes to charge up a spirit bomb.
User avatar #213 - Kittyluver (10/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klodike bar
#254 - Rotsuoy (10/19/2010) [-]
You know. . . Chuck Norris actually died six years ago. . .

. . .the grim reaper is just too scared to tell him.
User avatar #187 - DonEncarnacion (10/19/2010) [-]
These aren't jokes, they're facts.
User avatar #25 - bmazing (10/18/2010) [+] (10 replies)
Chuck norris will never have have a heart attack.... his heart is not nearly foolish enough to attack him
User avatar #27 to #26 - bmazing (10/18/2010) [-]
Chuck norris once played with legos... the result was the great wall of china
User avatar #218 - ScenePickle (10/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
my god when chuck norris dies its going tp be everywhere on this site
User avatar #268 - EvilPixelKillr (10/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its desendants are known as girrafes
#232 - anon (10/19/2010) [-]
jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land xD
#215 - LazorSammich **User deleted account** (10/19/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits..
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