3 Idiot Awards. 10 MORE THUMBS AND WE WILL BE NUMBER 3. 3 Idiot Awards I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control cen
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3 Idiot Awards

10 MORE THUMBS AND WE WILL BE NUMBER 3

3 Idiot Awards
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center, Today,
this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants, I quickly
reassured her that the ants are net harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter
into the hospital, She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention
that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants, I told her that she
better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.
Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees en the airfield decided to steal a life raft from
one of the Finis. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home, When they took
it for a Heat on the river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them,
It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon which activated
when the raft was inflated.
They are no longer employed at Boeing,
Idiot ff 3
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his
speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for
and a photo of his can Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph
of Silo. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture,
this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his Sill).
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#3 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
#3 isn't an idiot, he just has a sense of humor and so do the cops.
#1 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
i vote for 1. epic ******* fail.
#4 - mightypieman (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
idiot#3 epic win and fail at the same time
User avatar #2 - BIpolar Kittens (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
#3 is a joke thats been going around for about 20 years, so i really cant believe it.
User avatar #6 - supersparta (12/07/2009) [-]
Number 3 was ******* awesome. I wish all cops had that sense of humor. D:
User avatar #18 - Shiny (12/07/2009) [-]
#3 isn't an idiot, he's a ******* genius.
#28 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
Number three isnt much of an idiot hes more like...... One of us. He should be on the Funnyjunk Clan. Clan not Klan assholes
User avatar #13 - CelticFan (12/07/2009) [-]
And the winner of the 2009 dumbest **** award goes to
*DRUMROLL*
NUMBER 1! YOU DUMB STUPID BITCH CONGRATS!
#51 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
Idiot 3 is a win
#10 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
rofl #3 def aint no idiot. he are the winner
#24 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (8 replies)
Lol... R-tards
#27 to #24 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
What retard even says "r-tard" anymore?
#49 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
idot 1. wow hope cps came and took the child to a safe place.
idot 2 how do you work for a major company like that and NOT KNOW they have homing beacons in the life rafts, I thought every one who has ever been on a plane knew that one.
idot 3. well I gotta hand it to you that was funny as hell. I olny wish the pics were included,
#40 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
in response to idiot #3: never f*** with the police. lmao
#34 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i dnt get number 2
#38 to #34 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
When a raft from a plane is turned on it sends a help signal to the police cause it should only be used when needed for help
#19 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i would have sent a picture back to them with my middle finger in the air with keys to the handcuffs... then see what they send next
#36 to #19 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
probably two police officers around to your house :)
User avatar #46 - JackSchidt (12/08/2009) [+] (3 replies)
why ruin a HILARIOUS post by spamming a website?
#16 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
Rofl at 1 the rest werent all that funny :/
#33 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
i think the last one was awesome but stupid at the same time
#32 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
i've heard better:
a cop was chasing a 15 year old minor going 150 MPH on I-70. he crashed going over 120 and was only minorly injured. the cop walked up and said "kid, do you have any idea how much trouble you're in!"
the 15 year old replied and i quote "it's o.k. officer, I HAD MY SEATBELT ON!"
never heard of anything stupider than this in my life

..............p.s. those 3 are still idiots regardless, this guy is plain old retarded!!!
#45 to #32 - anonymous (12/08/2009) [-]
meh
#25 - anonymous (12/07/2009) [-]
I'm thumbing you down for advertising one of those "FREE STUFF!" scams.
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