3 Idiot Awards
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center, Today,
this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants, I quickly
reassured her that the ants are net harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter
into the hospital, She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention
that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants, I told her that she
better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.
Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees en the airfield decided to steal a life raft from
one of the Finis. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home, When they took
it for a Heat on the river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them,
It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon which activated
when the raft was inflated.
They are no longer employed at Boeing,
Idiot ff 3
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his
speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for
and a photo of his can Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph
of Silo. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture,
this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his Sill).