A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she
passed a room where a mabe patient was masturbating furiously.
oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That' s disgraceful! why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour oawmsy explained, "I' m very sorry that you were
exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his tastic" les rapidly
with semen, and if he doesn' t do that at least five times a day, he' 11 be in extreme
pain and his " les easily rupture."
oh, in that case, I guess it' s okay,' said the woman.
As they passed by the very newt room, they saw a mabe patient laying in bed whice a
nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very oawmsy: "same iciness, better health pean.”