worth the read. man is a god. From: George Lewie Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 . 51 pm To: David Thorne Subject: Ne Subject I haye read your website and it is
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From: George Lewie
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 . 51 pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Ne Subject
I haye read your website and it is obviously that your a fegget.
From: David Theme
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 8.
To: George Lewie
Subject: Re: No Subject
Dear George,
Thank you fer your email. While I heye no idea what a fegget is, I will
aesome it is a term of endearment and appreciate you taking time out
from calculating launch trajectories or removing temporal lobe tamera to
sentret me with such. I have attached a signed photo as per your
request.
Regards, David.
From: George Lewie
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 8.
Te: David Thorne
Re: No Subject
I didnt aek for a. phote fag. and I meant faggot you homo. not a "fan m
you ean shove your s. inned photo up your am. Sou would probably
enjoy that. LGL!!!! Ge suck your boyfriends dick in a gay club.
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 9.
To: George Lewie
Re: Re: Re: No Subject
Dear George,
While I do not haye a boyfriend, I do have a friend who ls homosexual.
and I onee asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me
becauae you are gay?" to whim he replied "Do you ever think about
having sex with Home G' Dennett because you are straight? Same thing."
If I wae inclined to have a boyfriend, I would select one my height and
weight to save having to readjust the driver'. s seat position. I am not
interested in doubling my wardrobe as I wear the same outfit everyday
testate speedy identification should I ever be in a boating accident.
Although I heye never been to a gay club. as such, when I wae about
ten, a friend and I menstruated a epub house in my backyard using' timber
stolen from a building site down the meet. Our epub, which we named
The Kiss Club' due to a certain band being popular at the time, employed
an intensive entry exam' in which the applicant had to know all the
werde to Laye Gun and not be a girl.. As we had no other friends and
knew no girls apart from my sister, this. made eenie at the time. The next
day after school, having managed to recruit several new members by
promising laminated membership cards and changing the entry ex' em to
knowing the namee of the band members', we all rode tama place to
in our first club meeting only to discover my sister, outraged
by the 'no girls' rule and armed with four Wee of paint left c/ ver from a
meant bedroom redesign, had painted the clubhouse pink and added 'ing'
to the end of the word ‘Klee.
Also, despite your inference, I have managed, up to this point, to
putting meet thinge in my bottom. Primarily dye to the possibility that I
might enjoy it, get carried away, and move on to watermelons or midsize
family autos. When I waddabout eight, I drew a face on my hand and
practiced kissing it which I will admit is a little gay. I also think there'
would be advantaged to homosexuality such as Abercrombie 8 Fitch
reward pointe, successful eeugh fabric relection capabilities and the gift
of dance. With or without atop en. This would aome in extremely useful
if I needed tive hundred dollard and eaw a poster advertising a dance
competion with a wet prez. e of five. hundred dollard.
Regarde, David.
From: George Lewie
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 9.
Te: David Thorne
Re: Re: Rey, Re: No Subject
If you Iird elope by gayjunk I would be ayer your place with tive friends
tonight.
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 10.
To: George Lewie
He: Re: He: Re: Re: No Subject
Dear George,
I knew we would get. along well. We have only known each other for
one day and already you are organising a party. I am not sure where
Gayjunk . but if I did "lovd elope by" to it, I would definitely be up for that.
We eould all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to
rebuild a WWD transmission and agree, through shared storied of
conquests supporting , that there is no baile. the
proposition that those least accured of their are the fired to
condemn othere for theirs. Although the ideal would be for' everyone to
be capable of Ieye without fear, restraint, or obligation, clearly this doee
not apply to homosexuals.
At no time during the night would you comment on how much you liked
my Aberg' robbie. 8 Fitch parity or ask "' that' a Marcel Breuer couch? I
Ieye the fabric relection" and when we danced, we would all Ievye our
tops en.
Regards, David.
From: George Lewie
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 1 .1
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject
no fag I live in Charleston west Virginia the best reentry in the world. I
waent eying it would be a party. we would your ******* skull in
and if you are calling me a fag you ean get fumed becasue I have a
girlfriend.
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 1 .
To: George Lewie
Subject: 'heehaw y' all
Dear George,
ls she also your sister? I checked out her photek on your Facebewk.
page and while she is not my typ. e, I aceept that other people
have different preferences. Hen when those preferences include facial
tattier and stretch pande menstruated from sufficient material to shelter
a small village, And their livestock. Some men enjoy dancing with other
men without their tops on while othere prefer the company of a woman
two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet' s rotational axis.
I read eerywhere that Eekzie' e prefer women of girth as it provides
warmth at night. I have seen the size of those igneel though and there is
no way your girlfriend would make it through the opening. you eould
probably just one around her and despite the hassle of having
to trudge out into the enou every day to catch and prepare the eighty
seals required to maintain her mam, it would be like a there.
fl were an Eskimo, I would build my Igloo next to a supermarket or on a
tropical beach.
Regards, David.
From: George Lewie
Date: Friday 3 September' 2010 2. 01 pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: 'heehaw y' all
She lent fat you fag. and that she got that tattoo is a teardrop becasue
her family is dead.
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 2.
Te: George Lewie
Re: 'heehaw y' all
Did she eat them?
From: George Lewie
Date: Friday 3 September' 2010 Cl.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: 'heehaw wail
Get ****** fag her family they died in a read accident.
respect. Ge put eema' mere gel in your hair and dye it balck like a eme
skinny tag, And how ean you see my facebewk page pictures?
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 3.
To: George Lewie
Dear George,
Yes, I have heard them motorhomes ean be a bitch to etter. Especially
around tight earners police chase or meenwhile run.
I will genelde to fifty percent of your description me as a "skinny tag"
being correct. If our beliee are temples, mine would be a headily shelled
Iranian morgue express. To rectify thie, I have instigated a fitness and
weight training regime. Once a week I ealry two heavy garbage bags
out to the sidewalk and jog back. As this week wae my first session and
I did not want to c/ ver exert myself, Steek the ear. Obviously with a few
breaks in between to and stretch.
Although hardly an eme, I understand their pain. If I looked in the mirror
and eaw an anerexia version of Pugsly Adams staring back at me I
would probably start cutting myself m well, I will admit to having dyed
my hair onee though. The product, misrepresented as ‘Natural Black'
instead of 'Astro Boy black', turned my hair as dark as an adequate
Eimile describing just how black it actually wae and stained my forehead
and ears purple. In an attempt to blend the colour, I rubbed the remainder
of the mixture onto my face, figuring it might look like a tan. I spent the
following two weeks telling people that I could not Ievye the house due
to agoraphobia, an Illness usually by the unemployed m
an escuse to stay homeland masturbate or play .
ihate aleeve to your Facebewk page due to the friendrequest you
accepted from the Oscar Wilde profile I menstruated yesterday. I
assumed the name would hold to you and, consistency
being the last refuge of the unimaginative, Itapeu Redeem wearing
baseball cap' into geegee images to Idette a photo you would identity and
feel comfertable with.
Regards, David.
From: George Lewie
Date: Friday 3 September' 2010 4.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 'heehaw y' all
Thats fraud. I will report you to the police and to facebewk fag. i would
meet you in the face with my .32 if you were here right now.
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 5.
Te: George Lewie
tarded
Dear George,
Yes, I' m tainly. certain there is a worldwide criminal Investigation network
dedicated solely to bringing them who fake Facebewk profiles
to justice. I believe the punishment is tar and feathering in meet parts of
the world except Weet Virginia where you are stripped naked, oiled up
and chased around a paddock while wearing a pig mask.
Apparently in Weet Virginia., this is also known as a 'date'. Variations
include subs' sitution .the paddock with a motorhome or the person with an
actual pig. in your case,. bahh.
Also, as it is probably far more acceptable for men in Weet Virginia to
hold guns than hands, I will aesome the term ‘meeting me in the face
with your .32 is not a euphemism.
Regards, David.
From: George Lewie
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: tarded
lye deleted you from my facebewk and reported you. i hopeyou die of
aids fag. Dent bothering emailing me again becasue I went' reed it,
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.
To: George Lewie
Subject: dneck
fee you will.
From: George Lewie
Date: Friday Semptember 20. 10 7.
To: David Thorne
Subject: Rey. dneck
No I ******* went fag
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#43 - FattyMcDoogle (10/18/2010) [-]
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User avatar #28 - AlaskaWild (10/18/2010) [-]
did she eat them? priceless
User avatar #29 - rzrback (10/18/2010) [-]
'...others prefer the company of a woman two KFC buckets away from upsetting the planets rotational axis.'

Oh DAYNM!!! How to cut someone down in one sentence... amazing win :)
User avatar #136 - xxbillygoatxx (10/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this is such a retoast that my text turned into water to put out the flames
User avatar #95 - phsycokidx (10/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
You will read this comment.
#96 to #95 - tnilc (10/18/2010) [-]
no i ******* wont fag
#52 - Spazblast (10/18/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Anyone else notice him put the on Subject as tarded, so when they guy responded it was Re: tarded
User avatar #37 - Nullifier (10/18/2010) [-]
turned my hair as dark as an adequate simile describing how black it was.
Did she eat them?
two best lines
#32 - YourFaceIsNotMine (10/18/2010) [+] (3 replies)
SO. MUCH. WIN.
SO. MUCH. WIN.
User avatar #78 - Emp (10/18/2010) [-]
"Yes you will"
"No I ******* won't fag."
#25 - gagster (10/18/2010) [-]
Why that no good lilly liverd fag!
#145 - ILoveButter (10/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
re: dneck thats the best part lol
re: dneck thats the best part lol
User avatar #144 - disturbdplayer (10/18/2010) [-]
this has been reposted soo many times but i still thumbed it up-due to force of habit
#46 - demented (10/18/2010) [-]
EFFECTIVE COUNTER TROLL IS EFFECTIVE.
#14 - dakunism (10/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
rofl
dneck
Re: dneck

GENIUS!!!
#132 - HighPriestCthulhu (10/18/2010) [-]
My face - **** yeah. I am usually in the position of David
User avatar #104 - Redapoluza (10/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
subject: dneck,
Reply: RE:dneck.
******* win
#112 to #104 - mamamia (10/18/2010) [-]
subject: tarded
reply: RE:tarded
more win
User avatar #115 - andriod (10/18/2010) [+] (3 replies)
is it even possible to troll david?

so many have tried and they all have failed
User avatar #122 to #115 - donekilledyou (10/18/2010) [-]
MUST.

NOT.

TRY....


CAN'T RESIST.....

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