LolWut?. . BIG BANG THEORY In the Beginning There W s outing-.. Which Explod. First there was nothing. And then it divided by zero.
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#202 - ArtistStallion **User deleted account** (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
First there was nothing. And then it divided by zero.
User avatar #1 - MRGamer (12/06/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Simple. Some asshole from the future divided by zero.
User avatar #203 - TwoHalves (12/07/2009) [+] (6 replies)
What is Christianity?

It is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland.
User avatar #216 - ElSquinty (12/07/2009) [+] (9 replies)
ok this is how i stand...:

religion can't be proven, it is taken for granted by it's followers. while it does succeed in having a reason for everything ever ever, there are multiple religions. Therefore, you cannot take credence logically in any specific one.

the scientific theories may seem as illogical as religion, but they are provable. evidence leads up to them, and they are very mathematical.

idk why everyone makes such a big deal about it. I myself am atheist just because i cannot prove anything. I have no way of knowing anything, so i do not believe in anything. I just take the world infront of me for what it is, and am happy with it.

happy debating!
#68 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/07/2009) [-]
Cosmos for Rednecks:
I'm Carl Sagen. How old is our planet? Scientists believe it's 4"HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD". Scientists have determined that the universe was created by "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"ig bang. If you look at the bones of a "JESUS"saurus rex it's clear by the use of carbon dating that "MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE".
User avatar #247 - Shiny (12/07/2009) [-]
It was really originally an atom so unbelievably dense that it weighed half as much as Rosie O'Donnell
#183 - codyhooks (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
chuck norris farted
User avatar #184 to #184 - furryjackass (12/07/2009) [-]
**** chuck norris he isnt even the bad ass of bad asses bruce lee beat his ass in one of his movies
User avatar #149 - andster (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
What really did happen was a giant roboraptor balancing a glass of chocolate milk on its head was taking a walk when he ran into Princess Peach. Peach made it drop the chocolate milk, causing the roboraptor to explode, and slapped the sh*t out of Peach. That's when Mario came and started hopping with Spongebob on the roboraptor, causing the roboraptor to poop out Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked all of them, making them fly into the mouth of the awesome face. The awesome face never tasted anything so nasty in his life, and began crying. The tears landed on Chuck Norris, which caused him to lose balance. His slight displacement of exactally .72 millimeters created enough force to create an explosion, creating the universe.
User avatar #97 - Stalin (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, there was something. Energy. It was a dense ball of energy. There was no matter, nor anti-matter. There was no space or time (at least there was none outside the ball, if there was any inside it). The 'explosion' was Space suddenly swelled and all the energy expanded with it. When it expanded, the average temperature decreased rapidally, then condesation of matter occured, then some other **** blah blah matter is formed, blah blah nebulas blah blah thermonucleuar fusion blah blah new elements created from stars from thermonuclear fusion blah blah blah blah blah and some other **** .
#9 - SirGigglecious (12/06/2009) [-]
Comon guys its not that big a deal its just for laffs. stop trying to prove your point please and thank you
#190 - godwillcry **User deleted account** (12/07/2009) [+] (5 replies)
christians theory. one day their was nothing. the next there was a god. out of nothing. than there was us. in three days.

stupid bitch neither way makes sense. and you got the big bang theory wrong. there was everything. and it all compacted. because mass creates orbit. and pull. and it pulled together. and then since something was so dense. and so hot. it had to explode. thats how it happened dumb ass. i learned that in like what 9th grade?

message me if you have something to say.
#185 - fefe (12/07/2009) [+] (5 replies)
To all who like this just because it bashes atheists, how is it any different than "In the begining, there was a god who was always there and nothing made him, which got bored and created a universe.
#192 to #186 - godwillcry **User deleted account** (12/07/2009) [-]
amen to that.
#159 - fefe (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
the big bang theory has more depth than just explosions. this picture seems a bit ignorant.
+5
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#56 - fefe (12/07/2009) [+] (16 replies)
It wasn't nothing. It was an infinitely small, infinitely dense region of matter, as if all the matter in the universe was continually compacting. Then, when it reached some apex, it exploded. If you want to discount a theory, I suggest you start by understanding it, and the word "theory" as well.
User avatar #59 to #57 - Aiwatcher (12/07/2009) [-]
CALM DOWN MAN. Its just a picture. But if anyone tried to knock evolution, I would completely disprove their religion. Because Im an asshole.
#268 - abeautifulmess **User deleted account** (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
So the moral of the story, no one really has a ******* clue how the universe began. Or how the other universes outside of ours began. And there isn't going to be a concrete answer in our life times. So we should all just grab a beer and stop worrying about it. Most of the guys in here should be worrying about how to finally get a girl in bed.
#140 - fefe (12/07/2009) [+] (3 replies)
it wasnt nothing, it was a singal particle which held together the universe. when this exploded because of the pressure, thats is wat the big bang therory is
User avatar #146 to #141 - FAISCISTBUG (12/07/2009) [-]
so it should be called the little quiet
User avatar #42 - FAISCISTBUG (12/07/2009) [+] (3 replies)
it should be called the little quiet cause cuz if what scientist say are true then it was a small mass of energy and theres no sound in space
#28 - fefe (12/07/2009) [+] (12 replies)
Dr. technical


Not to get technical on your sirs but, the big bang was created by small bubles of energy that, based on quantum physics, appear out of nothingness, because nothing is impossible then there always must be somethings how ever small they may be (the little bubles). after a near infinite period of time, these bubbles accumulated for a large period of time. This accumulation formed a sphere so dense that gravity seesed to exists in it. This caused it to expand at a speed faster than the speed of light. And thus creating the univers we know and live in today.




BITCH
#37 to #36 - MahGoldBankai (12/07/2009) [-]
how bout everyone STFU about their belifs cause no one can prove ****
#275 - fefe (12/07/2009) [+] (5 replies)
aww come on its fun to believe that everyone came from God, but where the **** did he come from huh? jackasss
User avatar #277 to #278 - WarPigs (12/07/2009) [-]
THANK YOU!
#260 - fefe (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
one theory is that matter and anti matter collided creating an extremly large explosion thus creating the universe
User avatar #265 to #263 - PrimeSuspect (12/07/2009) [-]
What created the anti-matter then? bitch
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