LolWut?. . BIG BANG THEORY In the Beginning There W s outing-.. Which Explod. First there was nothing. And then it divided by zero.
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In the Beginning There W s outing-..
Which Explod
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Submitted: 12/06/2009
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#202 - ArtistStallion **User deleted account** (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
First there was nothing. And then it divided by zero.
User avatar #1 - MRGamer (12/06/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Simple. Some asshole from the future divided by zero.
#205 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/07/2009) [-]
personnally, i believe there was a huge ass bottle of diet coke, and then a huge ass mentos fell in it

thus, the big bang
#185 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/07/2009) [+] (5 replies)
To all who like this just because it bashes atheists, how is it any different than "In the begining, there was a god who was always there and nothing made him, which got bored and created a universe.
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/07/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Interesting comments. More interesting to know that despite the differences of science and religion there is no undeniable proof positive that either event occured, creationism or the "Big Bang". We wont know until we die, and if creationism is a falsity, then our bio-matter wont know anyway as our conciousness fades.

Enjoy your life.
User avatar #203 - TwoHalves (12/07/2009) [+] (6 replies)
What is Christianity?

It is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland.
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/07/2009) [-]
ok who mixed pepsi with coke
User avatar #216 - ElSquinty (12/07/2009) [+] (9 replies)
ok this is how i stand...:

religion can't be proven, it is taken for granted by it's followers. while it does succeed in having a reason for everything ever ever, there are multiple religions. Therefore, you cannot take credence logically in any specific one.

the scientific theories may seem as illogical as religion, but they are provable. evidence leads up to them, and they are very mathematical.

idk why everyone makes such a big deal about it. I myself am atheist just because i cannot prove anything. I have no way of knowing anything, so i do not believe in anything. I just take the world infront of me for what it is, and am happy with it.

happy debating!
#68 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (12/07/2009) [-]
Cosmos for Rednecks:
I'm Carl Sagen. How old is our planet? Scientists believe it's 4"HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD". Scientists have determined that the universe was created by "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"ig bang. If you look at the bones of a "JESUS"saurus rex it's clear by the use of carbon dating that "MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE".
User avatar #247 - Shiny (12/07/2009) [-]
It was really originally an atom so unbelievably dense that it weighed half as much as Rosie O'Donnell
#194 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/07/2009) [-]
you holyrollers really can be ridicoulus
#183 - codyhooks (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
chuck norris farted
User avatar #184 to #184 - furryjackass (12/07/2009) [-]
**** chuck norris he isnt even the bad ass of bad asses bruce lee beat his ass in one of his movies
User avatar #149 - andster (12/07/2009) [+] (2 replies)
What really did happen was a giant roboraptor balancing a glass of chocolate milk on its head was taking a walk when he ran into Princess Peach. Peach made it drop the chocolate milk, causing the roboraptor to explode, and slapped the sh*t out of Peach. That's when Mario came and started hopping with Spongebob on the roboraptor, causing the roboraptor to poop out Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked all of them, making them fly into the mouth of the awesome face. The awesome face never tasted anything so nasty in his life, and began crying. The tears landed on Chuck Norris, which caused him to lose balance. His slight displacement of exactally .72 millimeters created enough force to create an explosion, creating the universe.
#244 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe a giant star in an alternate existing universe exploded, causing a tear in in space which is now "Pouring" itself into a quantum vacuum, now our universe. I really have no Idea about what the **** im talking about but it sounds possiable.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/06/2009) [+] (2 replies)
wow did some retarted christian make this?
#6 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/06/2009) [-]
chhh no it was an athiest.
#200 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/07/2009) [-]
Damn't my nothing exploded again
User avatar #97 - Stalin (12/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, there was something. Energy. It was a dense ball of energy. There was no matter, nor anti-matter. There was no space or time (at least there was none outside the ball, if there was any inside it). The 'explosion' was Space suddenly swelled and all the energy expanded with it. When it expanded, the average temperature decreased rapidally, then condesation of matter occured, then some other **** blah blah matter is formed, blah blah nebulas blah blah thermonucleuar fusion blah blah new elements created from stars from thermonuclear fusion blah blah blah blah blah and some other **** .
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/07/2009) [-]
Peter Griffin: Heres how it all began. It started with the big bang, It was a saturday night and god and his roomate chugs were armwrestling.
#9 - SirGigglecious (12/06/2009) [-]
Comon guys its not that big a deal its just for laffs. stop trying to prove your point please and thank you
#190 - godwillcry **User deleted account** (12/07/2009) [+] (5 replies)
christians theory. one day their was nothing. the next there was a god. out of nothing. than there was us. in three days.

stupid bitch neither way makes sense. and you got the big bang theory wrong. there was everything. and it all compacted. because mass creates orbit. and pull. and it pulled together. and then since something was so dense. and so hot. it had to explode. thats how it happened dumb ass. i learned that in like what 9th grade?

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