Yesterday scientists fer Health Canada suggested that, considering the
results of a Decent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn inte women..
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a (,,grwj, t,, ,,; y,, g, t,:
period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldnt drive,
failed to think , r, argued ever nothing, and refused m apologize
No further testing is planned,