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Beer Study:
Yesterday scientists fer Health Canada suggested that, considering the
results of a Decent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn inte women..
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a (,,grwj, t,, ,,; y,, g, t,:
period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldnt drive,
failed to think , r, argued ever nothing, and refused m apologize
when wrong.
No further testing is planned,
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - anon id: b0d1d0d8
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women are proven to be better drivers then men. Only the stupid ones talk too much and get over emotional. Women nitpick on the smaller things, but deal with larger issues much better than men. And most women refuse to apologize because we're right most of the time - those who refuse to say "I'm wrong" should be shot :P But just because they're wrong doesn't mean they have to apologize.

Any "sammich" jokes will be met with this reply:

Make your own ******* sammich, bitch.

User avatar #77 to #3 - mrpoolman
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Hmm look like your one of those stupid girls
#98 to #77 - lulzmetron **User deleted account**
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(12/07/2009) [-]
I know I'm gonna get thumbs down, but anyone who uses the sammich joke has obviously never gotten any kind of sexual contact at all, they've only gotten hugs from their mothers.
#4 to #3 - anon id: 833a1406
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(12/07/2009) [-]
who ever puts a computer in the kitchen is a goddam idiot
User avatar #64 to #4 - cheesysora
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Whoever put the computer in the short bus is a ******* idiot.

Go jack off to soft core porn, morons.
#90 to #4 - anon id: e34a66b6
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(12/07/2009) [-]
ROFL
annonymous reply #3
ur a ******* genious
*bow*
#5 to #4 - anon id: 3fb63334
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Prove it, woman.

Women are proven to be SAFER drivers, cause they're so ******* slow, and end up making us **** up when we risk it trying to get past their ass.
Correct. Only the stupid ones talk too much and get over-emotional. I've yet to meet an intelligent woman.

Women DO nitpick on the smaller things. Women DON'T deal with larger issues better than men. One example... inventions, pretty much everything invented has been to solve a larger issue; pretty much everything invented has been invented by men. The only female invention I recall is Mercury - which the 'inventor' then died of.

If they're wrong, they don't need to apologize, but they'd better admit that they are wrong.
Go make us all a sammich, bitch. (FYI bitch - FEMALE dog)
User avatar #6 to #5 - MRGamer
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Get the computer out of the kitchen and make our goddamn sammichs now
User avatar #7 to #6 - jessecw
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(12/07/2009) [-]
actually, women get in 6 crahes every 1million miles, men get into 5
#65 to #5 - anon id: ccbeebd8
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Mercury wasn't an invention.
#19 to #5 - anon id: 2b0758ab
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(12/07/2009) [-]
a female dog is called a bitch which shood not be an insult also women were and are a huge part of history all #3 anonymous sed was extremly true so shove w.e else yu hav to say up yur ass kk?
User avatar #76 to #19 - thebigone
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(12/07/2009) [-]
actually, if you want to go into terms, ass means donkey, sed is not a word, w.e is not an actual acronym and neither is kk. also, women were not a huge part of history. all they did was give birth to those who did great things. last time i checked, woman's rights have only been around in America for some 90 years. and its still not enough. WHY DON'T YOU SIGN UP FOR THE ******* DRAFT BITCH.
#31 to #19 - anon id: b8a697a5
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Why the **** can't you type?
I think #19 Anon has proven that women can't type.
#16 to #5 - anon id: 76d074cf
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(12/07/2009) [-]
you sir, are truly a spokesman for the male race, i salute you, and should i ever meet you, i will buy you a beer.
#37 to #16 - anon id: 989dc3f1
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(12/07/2009) [-]
So he can become a woman spokesman for men?
#10 to #3 - anon id: ac0e4633
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(12/07/2009) [-]
I have become proud of the male race today.
#11 to #3 - anon id: 86530d8e
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(12/07/2009) [-]
cool story bro. now get back to the kitchen.
#12 to #3 - anon id: f39ba60c
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(12/07/2009) [-]
blah blah blah no one cares stop your wining and finish those sammiches
#24 to #3 - anon id: df5b9cb4
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Arguing over the internet is fun. I'll add ****** and Hitler into the mix. My captcha is sperm I see where this is going.
#26 to #3 - anon id: d2ae118e
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(12/07/2009) [-]
so youll make the sammich after saying "get your own sammich bitch" go ahead just get me the sammich first
#29 to #26 - anon id: b0d1d0d8
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(12/07/2009) [-]
bahahahaa too much sausage on here for my liking. No wonder none of you get laid. My gf is smart enough to stay away from this site, can't say the same for the rest of you though.
#30 to #3 - anon id: b8a697a5
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(12/07/2009) [-]
PWND, ************
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I agree with man completely. Give Anon#4 a medal of bravery.
#43 to #3 - anon id: 56c0a9cf
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Sammich?
#73 to #43 - anon id: 40987a3b
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(12/07/2009) [-]
"Sammich". The common term for Sandwich used by Philip DeFranco, or sxephil, and his viewers.
Get it right, ******.
#67 to #3 - anon id: a18d9789
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Can i have american cheese on my sammich?
#8 to #3 - xixchucknorrisxix **User deleted account**
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(12/07/2009) [-]
woman are the cause of over 5.6billion(million i can't remember which) a year, men are only the cause of 5.4billion(million). women mess up because they are 1.talking on a phone 2.crying in the car 3.trying to read something(texts and books (see twilight does kill)) 4.are just to overly agressive while driving. with men it's 2 reason 1.we see a hot chick get side tracked 2.BOOZE
#95 to #8 - anon id: b0d1d0d8
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(12/07/2009) [-]
**** you're stupid. There aren't that many cars in the world you asshat. making up statistics is just making us look ******* stupid. Please stop.

Dumbass.
#101 to #95 - anon id: 3fb63334
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(12/09/2009) [-]
You're the ******* idiot. Yes. There ARE that many cars in the world. USA alone has 304,059,724 people in it. Most families of 3 - 4 have at least 1 car. That's roughly 76,010,000 cars in the US.

******* idiot.
User avatar #78 to #8 - mrpoolman
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(12/07/2009) [-]
you forgot putting on makeup for girls
User avatar #9 to #3 - thebigone
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(12/07/2009) [-]
by the power invested in me, I COMMAND YOU TO SUMMON A SAMMICH UPON THIS VERY SEATING... bitch
User avatar #14 to #3 - NaR
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Lol dude, i'm a female...my advice to you: It's the internet, get over it and laugh it off.
#15 to #14 - anon id: 833a1406
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(12/07/2009) [-]
atta girl, on behalf of the male race I offer you the television remote. use it wisely.

captcha: shaft... nahhh
#33 - anon id: 5169af78
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(12/07/2009) [-]
So women are basically drunk men without a penis.
#62 to #33 - anon id: f0bc75fc
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(12/07/2009) [-]
oh god win
User avatar #36 to #33 - Monopolus
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(12/07/2009) [-]
+1 Intenets to you, sir.
#20 - anon id: 8caf374f
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(12/07/2009) [-]
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#22 to #20 - anon id: 84f5c9c2
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(12/07/2009) [-]
shut up women!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#23 to #20 - anon id: 4f900e8d
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(12/07/2009) [-]
so?
#34 to #20 - anon id: 02808205
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Damn you Captain Obvious!!!

Chuck Norris will hunt you down!!!
User avatar #27 to #20 - ThePhilosopher
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(12/07/2009) [-]
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User avatar #80 to #27 - robotwarrior
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(12/07/2009) [-]
youre a faggot
User avatar #21 to #20 - robotwarrior
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(12/07/2009) [-]
your'e obviously a woman so dont be mean
oh wait thats impossible
#1 - Glass **User deleted account**
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(12/06/2009) [-]
I dont believe it. its been right in front of us this whole time and noone could grasp it.
#70 to #1 - anon id: 40987a3b
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(12/07/2009) [-]
hehe.
User avatar #92 - Shiny
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Wait.

Canada accomplished something?
#97 to #92 - anon id: 462e1261
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(12/07/2009) [-]
We've accomplished many things. You Americans just take the scraps.
#102 to #97 - anon id: b075b5a8
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(01/05/2010) [-]
And 90% of your country is a frozen wasteland.
User avatar #85 - mayhmong
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Oh lawrd! Too hilarious!
User avatar #83 - shlacka
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Nice one Canada.
#79 - SovBraden **User deleted account**
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#47 - fairlysane
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(12/07/2009) [-]
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
#50 to #47 - ISmellThumbWhore
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(12/07/2009) [-]
With glowing hearts,
we see thee rise
the true north strong and free!
#96 to #50 - anon id: 462e1261
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(12/07/2009) [-]
From far and wide oh Canada,
we stand on gaurd for thee.
God keep our land,
Glorious and free.
#51 to #50 - anon id: 4cf44d63
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(12/07/2009) [-]
....cock in teh @$$
#56 to #51 - anon id: 6038f23a
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(12/07/2009) [-]
pwned
#54 to #51 - anon id: 5661a3b6
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Combo breaker.
User avatar #68 to #54 - thebigone
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(12/07/2009) [-]
wow. fail.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
#58 to #51 - ISmellThumbWhore
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(12/07/2009) [-]
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#75 to #58 - anon id: 024f209c
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(12/07/2009) [-]
You said ass hat and ass-hat.
#82 to #75 - ISmellThumbWhore
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Somethings you must say twice.
User avatar #99 to #82 - Some One Weird
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(12/08/2009) [-]
You can say that again #82........ LOL
#59 to #58 - anon id: cc2797f0
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(12/07/2009) [-]
heres a list of words to describe your mom. slut ,boner,blow job, cum shot , slut, and whore
#72 to #59 - anon id: 54c502da
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Here's a list of words to describe anon #59: An angry emo kid that weighs over 300 pounds.
#17 - anon id: 2b0758ab
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(12/07/2009) [-]
no this is sooo sexcist tht is not true in any way bc men cnt do **** round the house they expect us to do it so i woodnt b talking
#18 to #17 - anon id: 78f2e310
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(12/07/2009) [-]
saying this is sexist is like saying men arnt needed in the reproductive cycle.... dumb slut shut the **** up
#32 to #18 - anon id: 0a3bb657
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(12/07/2009) [-]
It was reported recently that scientists are close to being able to make viable sperm without the use of male ejaculate for fertility purposes. So it maybe sexist but it also means that you could soon be out of a job! That and a ladies little plastic friend can do a much better job at bringing us pleasure than you lot - and it never gets tired :P Now be a good little sexist twit and STFU!!!
User avatar #55 to #32 - forestw
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(12/07/2009) [-]
Not to mention that a guy can give a way better hand job than a girl can. Any guy who has ever masturbated can vouch for that.

Just like saying a girl can masturbate herself with a dildo better than a guy can **** her.


Good job on using your common sense, retard.
#63 to #32 - anon id: f0bc75fc
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(12/07/2009) [-]
i dont care what the scientists are making next, and neither does anybody else. besides, the only reason "a ladies little plastic friend" was invented was because some fat bitch like yourself couldnt get a real man to ****. ill take that sandwich with extra cheese and pickles on the side
#48 to #32 - anon id: 304d7c82
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a woman that is a feminist, thinks a dildo brings more pleasure than the real thing, and would actually suggest using fake sperm instead of real sperm... hmm.. must be a twilight fan...
#44 to #32 - anon id: 8789a8ab
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hmm, okay, so you apparently hate men, a dildo gets you more pleasure than the real thing, and you're overly sensitive toward sexism, you are more than likely an overweight, lesbian, feminist, aren't you? hmm, and i thought your breed died out in the late 80's... i don't speak for all men, and you don't speak for all women, so don't act like you do. now, just calm down, wait for your pms to subside, and go back to protesting all men in general, you horrid beast of a woman...
#39 to #32 - anon id: e9119379
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"Soon be out of a job" Most men work actual jobs, usually with wife and children at home. Men get to make income and support his family, while in return they get scorned for not having time to be with the family. However, if a woman makes an income, they're a "strong woman", and the unemployed father gets looked down on for not taking responsibility.

I also find it hilarious that your post is centered entirely on sexual themes. Good luck raising your fake human child while trying to support yourself and still care for your offspring.
#53 to #39 - anon id: 11c4557c
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(12/07/2009) [-]
You sir, are my hero.
#35 to #17 - anon id: 6fb1998e
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first of all, don't ever speak again. you're making us women look like complete idiot cunts. secondly, IT'S A JOKE!!!!
#45 to #35 - anon id: 782051d7
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(12/07/2009) [-]
i love you....now make me a sammich
#38 to #17 - anon id: 81873c87
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(12/07/2009) [-]
hmmmmmmmm... i dont have a sandwich yet odd and your out of the kitchen just thought someone might want to know
#40 to #17 - anon id: c449e13b
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you're a dumb ass, there are plenty of men out there who live alone and clean their own homes and cook their own dinners.
#46 to #40 - anon id: 782051d7
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(12/07/2009) [-]
yeah but they're gay
#52 to #46 - MahGoldBankai
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(12/07/2009) [-]
This Why Women Aren't Aloud on The Interweb
User avatar #71 to #17 - thebigone
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(12/07/2009) [-]
ima man and i can do **** because my mother raised me right.