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beer study

Beer Study:
Yesterday scientists fer Health Canada suggested that, considering the
results of a Decent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn inte women..
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a (,,grwj, t,, ,,; y,, g, t,:
period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldnt drive,
failed to think , r, argued ever nothing, and refused m apologize
when wrong.
No further testing is planned,
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Submitted: 12/06/2009
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#33 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
So women are basically drunk men without a penis.
User avatar #36 to #33 - Monopolus (12/07/2009) [-]
+1 Intenets to you, sir.
#62 to #33 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
oh god win
#69 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
lmao. too clever my friend, too clever.
#66 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
The study also found that after drinking the men were although more prone to the behavior mentioned still significantly (>0.05) better then women in all tests
#49 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
The picture itself is absolutely fine, its funny (but a repost).. I used to not even care about these 'sammich' jokes... but after this long its just not funny anymore, sure - be sexist, but can you at least be original?

All who say 'make me a sammich... get back to the kitchen' etc are idiots.... except perhaps for the person who said it originally. The rest are just mindless douches.

...I'm gonna get thumbs downed severely for this
User avatar #74 to #49 - mrpoolman (12/07/2009) [-]
i remember when i first i saw the sammich joke. it was way beffore funnyjunk sttarted using it
#61 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
i lol'd soooo hard.


captcha: susan, as in that guy's new name.
User avatar #85 - mayhmong (12/07/2009) [-]
Oh lawrd! Too hilarious!
User avatar #83 - shlacka (12/07/2009) [-]
Nice one Canada.
+5
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User avatar #92 - Shiny (12/07/2009) [-]
Wait.

Canada accomplished something?
#97 to #92 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
We've accomplished many things. You Americans just take the scraps.
#102 to #97 - anon (01/05/2010) [-]
And 90% of your country is a frozen wasteland.
#1 - Glass **User deleted account** (12/06/2009) [-]
I dont believe it. its been right in front of us this whole time and noone could grasp it.
#70 to #1 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
hehe.
#60 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
wait hold up.......Canada made a discovery?
#88 to #60 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
I hope that was a joke. is so you won't get your teeth kicked in.
#89 - GET SOME (12/07/2009) [-]
BAAAHAHAHAHA

too funny
#87 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
yeah... i would say genius... but i have no real proof this is real. canada... science... the two seem very wrong when put together.
#93 to #87 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
Canada at least has better things than the filthy Americans.
Captcha:magic
User avatar #91 - ashleymofo (12/07/2009) [-]
it's a fake letter but freak'n hilare
#42 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
LOL at 39
#2 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
Genius
#25 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
They also couldn't drive.
#41 to #25 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
it said that
#47 - fairlysane (12/07/2009) [-]
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
#50 to #47 - ISmellThumbWhore (12/07/2009) [-]
With glowing hearts,
we see thee rise
the true north strong and free!
#51 to #50 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
....cock in teh @$$
#58 to #51 - ISmellThumbWhore (12/07/2009) [-]
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#75 to #58 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
You said ass hat and ass-hat.
#82 to #75 - ISmellThumbWhore (12/07/2009) [-]
Somethings you must say twice.
User avatar #99 to #82 - Some One Weird ONLINE (12/08/2009) [-]
You can say that again #82........ LOL
#59 to #58 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
heres a list of words to describe your mom. slut ,boner,blow job, cum shot , slut, and whore
#72 to #59 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
Here's a list of words to describe anon #59: An angry emo kid that weighs over 300 pounds.
#54 to #51 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
Combo breaker.
User avatar #68 to #54 - thebigone (12/07/2009) [-]
wow. fail.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
#56 to #51 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
pwned
#96 to #50 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
From far and wide oh Canada,
we stand on gaurd for thee.
God keep our land,
Glorious and free.
#3 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
women are proven to be better drivers then men. Only the stupid ones talk too much and get over emotional. Women nitpick on the smaller things, but deal with larger issues much better than men. And most women refuse to apologize because we're right most of the time - those who refuse to say "I'm wrong" should be shot :P But just because they're wrong doesn't mean they have to apologize.

Any "sammich" jokes will be met with this reply:

Make your own ******* sammich, bitch.

User avatar #77 to #3 - mrpoolman (12/07/2009) [-]
Hmm look like your one of those stupid girls
#98 to #77 - lulzmetron **User deleted account** (12/07/2009) [-]
I know I'm gonna get thumbs down, but anyone who uses the sammich joke has obviously never gotten any kind of sexual contact at all, they've only gotten hugs from their mothers.
#43 to #3 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
Sammich?
#73 to #43 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
"Sammich". The common term for Sandwich used by Philip DeFranco, or sxephil, and his viewers.
Get it right, ****** .
#26 to #3 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
so youll make the sammich after saying "get your own sammich bitch" go ahead just get me the sammich first
#29 to #26 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
bahahahaa too much sausage on here for my liking. No wonder none of you get laid. My gf is smart enough to stay away from this site, can't say the same for the rest of you though.
#67 to #3 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
Can i have american cheese on my sammich?
#30 to #3 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
PWND, ************
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I agree with man completely. Give Anon#4 a medal of bravery.
#8 to #3 - xixchucknorrisxix **User deleted account** (12/07/2009) [-]
woman are the cause of over 5.6billion(million i can't remember which) a year, men are only the cause of 5.4billion(million). women mess up because they are 1.talking on a phone 2.crying in the car 3.trying to read something(texts and books (see twilight does kill)) 4.are just to overly agressive while driving. with men it's 2 reason 1.we see a hot chick get side tracked 2.BOOZE
#95 to #8 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
**** you're stupid. There aren't that many cars in the world you asshat. making up statistics is just making us look ******* stupid. Please stop.

Dumbass.
#101 to #95 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
You're the ******* idiot. Yes. There ARE that many cars in the world. USA alone has 304,059,724 people in it. Most families of 3 - 4 have at least 1 car. That's roughly 76,010,000 cars in the US.

******* idiot.
User avatar #78 to #8 - mrpoolman (12/07/2009) [-]
you forgot putting on makeup for girls
#24 to #3 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
Arguing over the internet is fun. I'll add ****** and Hitler into the mix. My captcha is sperm I see where this is going.
#11 to #3 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
cool story bro. now get back to the kitchen.
User avatar #9 to #3 - thebigone (12/07/2009) [-]
by the power invested in me, I COMMAND YOU TO SUMMON A SAMMICH UPON THIS VERY SEATING... bitch
#10 to #3 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
I have become proud of the male race today.
#12 to #3 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
blah blah blah no one cares stop your wining and finish those sammiches
User avatar #14 to #3 - NaR (12/07/2009) [-]
Lol dude, i'm a female...my advice to you: It's the internet, get over it and laugh it off.
#15 to #14 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
atta girl, on behalf of the male race I offer you the television remote. use it wisely.

captcha: shaft... nahhh
#4 to #3 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
who ever puts a computer in the kitchen is a goddam idiot
#5 to #4 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
Prove it, woman.

Women are proven to be SAFER drivers, cause they're so ******* slow, and end up making us **** up when we risk it trying to get past their ass.
Correct. Only the stupid ones talk too much and get over-emotional. I've yet to meet an intelligent woman.

Women DO nitpick on the smaller things. Women DON'T deal with larger issues better than men. One example... inventions, pretty much everything invented has been to solve a larger issue; pretty much everything invented has been invented by men. The only female invention I recall is Mercury - which the 'inventor' then died of.

If they're wrong, they don't need to apologize, but they'd better admit that they are wrong.
Go make us all a sammich, bitch. (FYI bitch - FEMALE dog)
#16 to #5 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
you sir, are truly a spokesman for the male race, i salute you, and should i ever meet you, i will buy you a beer.
#37 to #16 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
So he can become a woman spokesman for men?
User avatar #6 to #5 - MRGamer (12/07/2009) [-]
Get the computer out of the kitchen and make our goddamn sammichs now
User avatar #7 to #6 - jessecw (12/07/2009) [-]
actually, women get in 6 crahes every 1million miles, men get into 5
#65 to #5 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
Mercury wasn't an invention.
#19 to #5 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
a female dog is called a bitch which shood not be an insult also women were and are a huge part of history all #3 anonymous sed was extremly true so shove w.e else yu hav to say up yur ass kk?
#31 to #19 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
Why the **** can't you type?
I think #19 Anon has proven that women can't type.
User avatar #76 to #19 - thebigone (12/07/2009) [-]
actually, if you want to go into terms, ass means donkey, sed is not a word, w.e is not an actual acronym and neither is kk. also, women were not a huge part of history. all they did was give birth to those who did great things. last time i checked, woman's rights have only been around in America for some 90 years. and its still not enough. WHY DON'T YOU SIGN UP FOR THE ******* DRAFT BITCH.
#90 to #4 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
ROFL
annonymous reply #3
ur a ******* genious
*bow*
User avatar #64 to #4 - cheesysora (12/07/2009) [-]
Whoever put the computer in the short bus is a ******* idiot.

Go jack off to soft core porn, morons.
#81 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
someone should get punched in the balls. HARD.
#84 to #81 - anon (12/07/2009) [-]
that would be you.
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