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I. Cl Anonymous 10/ 17/ 10( Sun) 15:
So, /b/, I was dragged to my friend' s gay ass family reunion over the weekend (l owed him one because he got me out of a **** relationship, long
story). **** was so ******* lame. This ' t have a single hot relative. I mean, there were some attractive ones but nothing special. Well, after
about an hour or so I noticed this one chick {I' m outgoing to say her name considering this is on ******* khan and you guys could probably do
something to find her). She was ******* smoking, had nice breasts, just ******* hot. I turned to my friend and asked him who she was and he told me
he' d never seen her before- must have been a relatives friend or something he said.
Cl Anonymous 7/ 10( Sun) 1 5: 19: 23 NC?
and?
Cl Anonymous Ity I TM Moun) 1 5: 19: 45
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So, I mustered up some courage and went dyer and began talking to her because frankly the party ******* sucked balls and if I didn' t at least have a somewhat decent
time I' d probably have killed myserf before the night ended. Anyway, I introduced myserf to this chick and all that **** , but she wasn' t saying anything back to me at all.
kinda stared at me while smiling. Then it ******* hit mm this chick was a ******* mute. She knew what I was saying because she' d slowly bob her head and
**** but damn as soon as I realized she was a ******* mute my / instinct kicked in and I realized she can' t technically say no to sex.
But I wasn' t going to rape her, I mean, I' m a sick **** but that' sjust too much. Plus this chick was likely a friend of my friend' s relative and someone could probably
identify me or something. So I played it cool and just kept flirting with her and she seemed to be taking a liking to me. Well, about if hours later or something everyone was getting ready to
leave and I asked her if she would be interested in hanging out some other time. She kinda nodded her head, walked over to me and leaned towards my car (l drove, my friend is a little
bitch). I was like, **** yeah you wanna come home with me? She bobbed her head a bit (it' s ******* cute seeing a mute chick doing this **** , it' s such a turn on}.
I Anonymous 7/ 10( Sun) 1 5: 31: 59
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Well, my friend realized what was going on and he decided to go home with his dad and wished me luck. So, I ended up driving this chick back to my apartment. I offered her
some wine and that ******** but she wouldn' t grab the glass when I offered it to her- kinda looked at me pleadingly. I knew what was about to happen and so did she. I
took her into my bedroom and Bayed her out on the bed. She looked so ******* hot lying there on the bed, I was about to cum in my pants before anything even happened. So, I
took off my shirt and pulled down my pants and Bayed back on the bed. The on top of me and slowly crawled down to my cock. I was hard as a ************ and
she ******* knew it. I was prepared for the best ******* blowjob of my life.
I Anonymous 7/ 10( Sun) 15: 21: 06
i am interest
Cl Anonymous ) 1 5: 21 :31 Ntl?
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So she begins to go down on me and Must feels ******* weird. I' m like what the **** is going on. I mean, it was like her mouth was really ******* dry or something, I
guess because she' s a ******* mute and never opens her mouth or something. Anyway, the blowjob wasn' t going as well as I thought so I pretty much smoothly pulled
her off my cock, looked at her and we both knew that we should just have straight sex instead. So I layed this chick out on my bed and slowly worked my penis into her.
Since she' s a ******* mute her little '' sounding ******* hysterical but at the same time it was ******* arousing. So, I finally got my dick in and she was *******
tight. It must have been her first time or something, it was insane. So, I began pounding away at her, getting all sweaty and **** I was really into this. As I was pounding
away, feathers began flying all over the place and the chick was muffling out cries. I splooged in her, took my penis out and realized that my dick had pretty much
destroyed the inside of this chick' s body because she wasn' t moving. So, I ****** this mute chick to death. It was amazing. I' m thinking of going to my friend' s uncle' s
farm tomorrow and bringing home a hen.
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#53 - ScaredWhiteBoy (10/18/2010) [+] (9 replies)
... so I finished ******* her and she all of a sudden says, "That'll be tree fidy" then I looked at her, and I realized it wasn't a mute chick at all! It was that goddamn Loch Ness Monster!
#67 - WalkingStick (10/18/2010) [-]
it all makes sense if you read it again
"she had nice breasts"
"she was bobbing her head"
#72 - choasmage (10/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
OH-HO, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH A BABY CHICKEN!!
#60 - McGuinness (10/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
#24 - CaptainObviousMan (10/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A hen managed to give him a blowjob? Must've been one hell of a tiny dick!
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#70 - jjholt (10/18/2010) [-]
...the **** ?
#105 - SnowballTheTroll (10/18/2010) [-]
Lolwut?
#83 - Stackman (10/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Oh, that's nasty...
Oh, that's nasty...
#69 - FireLordZuko (10/18/2010) [-]
i was expecting this
#88 - lordoftoiletpapers (10/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
so much lines, to much reading. MUUUUUM! READTHISFORME MUUUM!
User avatar #32 - darza (10/18/2010) [-]
so......welcome to 4chan everybody
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#23 - quiggles (10/17/2010) [-]
Instant boner kill
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